jumping my happy hour thread, are you? :censored: :-)
I feel your pain, jen. things are stressful all over, including where I work. keep your chin up. I wish I could say something more encouraging, but if you give me the name of your fave bar hangout, I will phone in your bar tab for tonight. :cheersmate: :-)
I made a new martini...a drink I had in the 80's...GreyGoose, ginger ale and a splash of cranberry, served with a cherry...
I'll be drinking one tonight. :-)
Sounds good!
Did anyone catch last night's The Office?
Michael makes a screwdriver for Jim and is so proud of himself for "creating" it. Jim says, "I can't believe no one has thought of this 'til now!" Michael exclaims, "I know!":-)
Oh, I missed it, I was at work still. I love that show. This weekend I'll catch it online.
Season 2's Christmas Party episode is still my favorite but this year's was pretty good.
Have plenty of cocktails, Jen. :cheersmate:
I'm off to a Christmas party. Have a safe night everyone!
Was that when they did the Secret Santa gifts and then Michael turned it into a White Elephant exchange after he got an oven mit?
Yes! And they all ended up getting plowed by the end of the night. Michael buys 20 or so bottles of vodka and asks the clerk if that's enough for an office of 15. :lmao:
Behave yourself. :evillaugh:
like that's going to happen. :whatever:
:-)
Want a drink..............though just halfway through the day/night at work :banghead:
Want a drink..............though just halfway through the day/night at work :banghead:
Heard some really bad news today.
A guy we've known for years, went to a Christmas party on Tuesday night, had too much to drink, drove home, pulled into his garage, closed the door, fell asleep or passed out in the car....never turning the car off.
45 years old.....dead of carbon monoxide poisoning.
I just saw him last Saturday night....he hung out at the same restaurant/bar that we do.....
Be careful at all the parties....take a cab.
Want a drink..............though just halfway through the day/night at work :banghead:
I like it when my boss is having a hellish Friday and takes us to Happy Hour at 3:30pm. Always a good time.
you are in a unique situation. not all jobs conform to the boss' DT's. :whatever: :-)
That's horrible...but makes me glad I don't have a garage.
Kidding, that's really sad.
Apparently he had a habit of falling asleep in the car after he pulled in the garage. He just had always remembered to turn the car off before. He was single and ran around with a bunch of single guys that were "heavy partiers".....been a shock to everyone.
That's very sad deb.... :(
I'm sure those days are gone as part of "cut backs."
:bawl:
Which should I watch tonight?
Season 2's Christmas Party episode of The Office
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (my co-worker lent me Seasons 1 and 2--I have never seen this)
10,000 B.C. (from Netflix)
only if it was on your boss' expense account.
but the ability to declare "game over" on a workday, and take your entire department out drinking at 3:30 in the afternoon is truly, truly enviable. :-)
It's colder than a beep out there.
Especially at this time of year.....it just makes something so senseless even worse.... :(
have a liquid lunch, dude. :-)
Cold here too, and very damp from all the rain the last 2 days.
Due to get more on Monday, but it's supposed to be up to 60 by then!!
Weird weird weather.....
you live in, like, minnesota.
You want to keep me warm fuzzy buns? :naughty:
No one could turn you down Schade.
Yep, we're supposed to get rain over the weekend. Good bar making weather.... going to try your raspberry bar recipe this weekend. ;)
Apparently fuzzy buns can. :evillaugh: How are you doing Miss M?
I'm doing pretty well. I got a present in the mail today. :hyper:
Does it go bzzzzz?
Does it go bzzzzz?
You want to keep me warm fuzzy buns? :naughty:
LOL! Unfortunately no. But it's a warm and fuzzy sweatshirt.
if it came from a guy, and unless that sweatshirt had hands in it, then he is a freaking cheapskate. :naughty:
Inquiring minds want to know.... :-)
my buns are unfuzzy. :bird:
:-)
Well Mia is single.... :-) I could never order anything like that, my kids open all my packages thinking what's theirs is theirs and what's mine is also theirs. :uhsure:
Ahh, it was a nice gesture...from a cheapskate. :-)
bastard. I already hate him.
jeez. it's not enough that you chicks wreck my happy hour threads, but now you have wrecked jen's. :-)
I just can't take you anywhere. :uhsure:
Well Mia is single.... :-) I could never order anything like that, my kids open all my packages thinking what's theirs is theirs and what's mine is also theirs. :uhsure:
Sure you can.....we're really cute.... :-)
yes, you all certainly are. I am the proud admin of a lounge forum that has a cuteness/hotness factor of about 99.7%. Chris posts here sometimes, thus the -.3% :-)
You only hate because you're jealous.
You can get me a gift too if it makes you feel better. :-)
absolutely! see, this season is all about buying shit. :uhsure: :whatever: I swear, mia, you are a republican. :whatever: you just don't know it :-)yet.
No, I'm clearly a lib. I want gifts, I don't want to buy gifts. Duh.
:-)
No, I'm clearly a lib. I want gifts, I don't want to buy gifts. Duh.
:-)
a good point, but consumerism is all good for the economy. thus, you are a republican. :uhsure:
No electricity here since sometime last night and everything is covered with snow,then an inch of ice and more snow.
No guess as to when the power will be back on,thinking here Sunday or Monday.
I have my generator running outside to power the wood furnace blower and a lead cord into the cellar to run the water circulator for heat.
Another lead cord from there to here so I have computer and a light on.
I am drinking btw.
That's not being a lib...that's being female! :tongue:
Each present you buy me will turn me a little more republican.
Start buying. :-)
debk sooooooooooo busted you. I am still laffin' :rofl:
That sucks Carl. *hugs*
I am better off then a lot,100-200,000 without power in the Albany and north area.
There wasn`t any other lights on coming up the road when I came home earlier except maybe candles.
It is 20 out now and supposed to be close to single digits by morning so no idea what other folks are doing,kerosene heaters or maybe if they have a conventional wood stove.
If they have an oil furnace they need electricity to circulate the water too.
LOL! Well, it's worth the try.
although, she has hit on something important. Are some chicks liberals just because they are chicks?
No electricity here since sometime last night and everything is covered with snow,then an inch of ice and more snow.
No guess as to when the power will be back on,thinking here Sunday or Monday.
I have my generator running outside to power the wood furnace blower and a lead cord into the cellar to run the water circulator for heat.
Another lead cord from there to here so I have computer and a light on.
I am drinking btw.
I dunno, but I like your plan on turning me republican. :)
you are "liberal" on ONE SINGLE ISSUE. hell, my mother is "pro choice", but she is the fiercest conservative that you could ever meet.
you really have to put these things into perspective.
well, thank God that you have your priorities straight. internet first, not dying of cold second, and food is third. :-)
kidding, Carl. glad you came through it. you sound like you are prepared.
I`ll get by...there is a brook that runs past the house about 50 yards away and like the old timers took a bucket down to bring back some water for non drinking needs.
Thank God for beer and booze to take care of the other. :-)
I`ll get by...there is a brook that runs past the house about 50 yards away and like the old timers took a bucket down to bring back some water for non drinking needs.
Thank God for beer and booze to take care of the other. :-)
dude, buck up. after katrina, my 78 year old parents were without power for three weeks during an august in mississippi. it could be worse, is my point.
Good think you prepared by buying beer before hand. Smart.
Next weekend I'm staying in a sweeeet FEMA trailer to visit my grandpa.
Running out of that is almost unheard of.
The Vodka is getting low and am drinking cheap wine also to stretch things out. :cheersmate:
dude, buck up. after katrina, my 78 year old parents were without power for three weeks during an august in mississippi. it could be worse, is my point.
I am guessing that he doesn't have broadband, and someone will have to cover for you again. :whatever:
:-)
Are you saying CC just isn't the same when I'm not here?
He didn't have broadband before his house was flooded. His house has been gutted down to the studs. Now they're waiting for his insurance money to come in so he can fix it up. I'm gonna take my camera down there and get lots of pics of the damage.
Are you saying CC just isn't the same when I'm not here?
About this time in 1964 right after I was born there was another ice storm and back then the power was out for almost 2 weeks I am told.
People were in the shop today completely exasperated and besides themselves...we have it easy all things considered and it doesn`t take a lot of money to prepare oneself.
who's gonna dole out spankings in your absence?
*ahem*
:-)
who's gonna dole out spankings in your absence?
well, to tell a family story, 45 minutes after katrina passed (and she didn't have much of a backside), my dad had my folks' freezers and his directv on, and tuned to foxnews.
It'll be Miss Mia Spankless weekend next weekend.
It'll be Miss Mia Spankless weekend next weekend.
Those are some big shoes to fill! Way to step up. lol ;)
those are big heels to fill. get it right. :whatever: :-)
Worst holiday ever. lol
Technically, big flip flops. lol! :)
That's exactly what I was thinking! LOL!
Me & You. Right on the mark, every time. lol :)
I'm watching you Pepe la Bitch.Liking the new moniker, btw! lol Word up.
:rofl:
This movie cracks me up every time I watch it.
Liking the new moniker, btw! lol Word up.
Liking the new moniker, btw! lol Word up.
So, what have you been up to tonight? Have you been behaving yourself?
Mia....was that gift you got today a whip and you just don't want to come right out and tell us? :uhsure:
I think he's too scared to give me a whip, he knows I'll use it. :evillaugh:
Liking the new moniker, btw! lol Word up.
Well. I updated my ipod. lol And showered! Livin' the dream. A sad, sad dream. lol
don't look too hard. :evillaugh:
So, what have you been up to tonight? Have you been behaving yourself?
:admin:
:rofl:
yeah, since you taped her naked to her mailbox after last weekend? I am surprised that she is even talking to you.
does "devillish" have two "l"s?
Sweet life. I'm going to shower in the morning before I head to work.
*ahh this is the best part. When Ricky Bobby stabs himself in the leg thinking he is paralyzed. :rofl:
marlboro. boring, huh?
1 L
Devilish
:wink:
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
if you don't like big red, f-you!
"Ricky! Put your clothes on!"
:lmao: :rotf:
"We're getting married. And getting matching leprechaun tattoos."
I love the way they're talkin' to you Chet! Those boys are winners! lol
Yuck, I work this weekend. Yea! I get paid for working 2 weekend ago.
Hey my name changed too! Radtastic. :cheersmate:
Sorry about the work weekend :(
can we forgo the blow by blow account of the crappy movie? :whatever:
can we forgo the blow by blow account of the crappy movie? :whatever:Hey Wretch -- don't make us spank you. lol We're doin' chick stuff here man. ;)
See y'all....going to go watch "Sanctuary" with my sweet of heart.
Have a great night!!!
See y'all....going to go watch "Sanctuary" with my sweet of heart.
Have a great night!!!
yes, you all certainly are. I am the proud admin of a lounge forum that has a cuteness/hotness factor of about 99.7%. Chris posts here sometimes, thus the -.3% :-)
ahem, refer to the post directly above this one. :uhsure:
They're eating at Applebees. :rofl:
"every week we should come back to this Applebees and sit at this table."
I love you too, man. :rotf:
LOL so awesome.
I love you too, man. :rotf:
It reminds me of high school. Jimmy loooooved Applebees so much we went there nearly every freaking week it seemed. LOL!
Yeah McLovin was all about the Applebee's! And that stupid TGI Friday's at the Ballpark! :rotf:
I think the last time I ever went there was with him. :rofl:
Man we should go for old time's sake. hahahaha :thatsright:
It's not a Fridays anymore, it's Rawling's something. (I do drive by there like 5 days a week)
Yeah I haven't been up there since the restaurant changed! Probably not missin' much.
(I'm all hopped up on mountain dew!)
Who gave you two dorks your "special" titles? :tongue:
Who gave you two dorks your "special" titles? :tongue:
Who gave you two dorks your "special" titles? :tongue:
Uh-oh, we've been found out! lol ;)
damnit, I try and keep my nerd factor a secret. Whatever you do, don't ask me about how car dealership are run. LOL!
Don't ask me about my full size replica lightsaber. 'Cause that is NOT dorky at all ;) heh.
I played bowling on the Wii as Darth Vader the other day. It was AWESOME!
well you've got the cats, when can I movie in so we can be crazy old spinsters? cause we are clearly never having boyfriends again LOL :-)
I'm sure the guys here would love to see a MOVIE of that. :p
well you've got the cats, when can I movie in so we can be crazy old spinsters? cause we are clearly never having boyfriends again LOL :-)
Don't ask me about my full size replica lightsaber. 'Cause that is NOT dorky at all ;) heh.
Hey now!! What if I had a disease that like, rendered me unable to use words correctly. Bet you'd feel bad for makin' fun of me ;) :lmao:
Hey now!! What if I had a disease that like, rendered me unable to use words correctly. Bet you'd feel bad for makin' fun of me ;) :lmao:
I had a response to that, but Jen's thread would probably get moved to the Short Bus. :uhsure:
Being retarded doesn't mean we still can't make fun of you.
:bolt:
No because I have dyslexia so I can make fun of anyone.
No because I have dyslexia so I can make fun of anyone.
hello kitty helmet for christmas?
Choices:
(http://www.hello-kitty.it/files/images/casco_1.jpg) (http://blog.sanriotown.com/kt_sanctuary:hellokitty.com/files/2007/09/hk_helmet-black.jpg) (http://www.tokyotimes.org/archives/hello_kitty_helmet.jpg)
black helmet for sure!! lol :) You are the best.
black helmet for sure!! lol :) You are the best.
Since you are new you have to take a picture of yourself wearing a hello kitty helmet otherwise your account will be deleted in 7 days.
No because I have dyslexia so I can make fun of anyone.
you can make fun of anyone you want, with or without dyslexia. :-)
you can make fun of anyone you want, with or without dyslexia. :-)
I like the bottom one, I assume it comes with the Asian girl.
Shut up, I was trying to give myself "street cred". :p
doesn't the bottom one always come with an asian girl?
Shut up, I was trying to give myself "street cred". :p
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/7c77b19f.gif)
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/7c77b19f.gif)
Do you also have a Hello Kitty helmet?
as long as I have your attention, I liked your last AV better.
jus' sayin'
no, I went to school in asia.
Which clearly explains your dislike of sake. Freak.
Which clearly explains your dislike of sake. Freak.
dammit now i want some crab wontons and mongolian beef or something! Bring me some PF Chang's!! chop chop.
OMG! never mix sake with anything! it WILL come back up, and usually at an inopportune time.
dammit now i want some crab wontons and mongolian beef or something! Bring me some PF Chang's!! chop chop.
OMG! never mix sake with anything! it WILL come back up, and usually at an inopportune time.It's tequila's asian cousin. No good comes from tequila, ever! ;)
I've never had that problem. Clearly you're a freak.
you just mixed japanese food with chinese food. :thatsright:Noooooooooo I was reciting part of the menu from PF Chang's. Sheesh ;) I gots my shiz correct. lol
you have GOT to get at least that much right. :whatever:
or, clearly, you just don't remember puking.
It's tequila's asian cousin. No good comes from tequila, ever! ;)
good God!Tee hee you loves it ;)
[looks up]
I try to raise them right, Lord.
they defy me, though.
good God!
[looks up]
I try to raise them right, Lord.
they defy me, though.
as long as I have your attention, I liked your last AV better.
jus' sayin'
I can't remember what my last AV was.
I can't remember what my last AV was.
did it have boobiez?
I do love me a good margarita. But vodka is king.
You are correct.
mmm, vodka tonic. :drool:
mmm, vodka tonic. :drool:
I'm pretty sure you are an alcoholic.
I'm pretty sure you are an alcoholic.
Man, BEG's bustin' chops today! lol Love it :) :popcorn:
You may think, but I am not. I always keep in the back of my mind the fact that my mom's an alcoholic and I never want to be like that.
You may think, but I am not. I always keep in the back of my mind the fact that my mom's an alcoholic and I never want to be like that.
You totally just 'bridged the thread dude ;) hehe
Did you say that so I'll feel bad, like Dee with the "what if I had learning disability" line? :p
Did you say that so I'll feel bad, like Dee with the "what if I had learning disability" line? :p
*gasp* :thatsright:
I try, but with you I know it won't go anywhere. :)
Like those tricks work on you!! lol :)
Well my Dad and step dad are alcoholics so I can say it. :rotf:
I'm pretty sure you are an alcoholic.
And we should help her...
:naughty:
No you must be remembering one of schade's.
<-------this one is my last one (I think).
I'd say that's like, BEG 26, the rest of us 0. lol She wins again!
can the next one have boobiez?
I'd say that's like, BEG 26, the rest of us 0. lol She wins again!
:cheersmate: good call dutch!
I always win, ask Mia, except when Schade is involved but she "lets" me win so I still win.:bow:
No
Don't think I didn't notice you and Mia went all domi-matrix and shit.
:bow:
Don't think I didn't notice you and Mia went all domi-matrix and shit.
:bow:
they could be shade's boobiez...
:evillaugh:
I have no control over that! Mia does what she wants with me.
I had nothing to do with this, it was all WE
I do have a "boobiez" picture (schade took it and Mia was there by the way) but I choose to leave something to the imagination. :innocent:
Is pleading out of the question, then? :-)
I have no control over that! Mia does what she wants with me.
Is pleading out of the question, then? :-)
I do have a "boobiez" picture (schade took it and Mia was there by the way) but I choose to leave something to the imagination. :innocent:
Nothing is out of the question but chances are it wont work.
Is it too much to ask for some GAWDDAM PICZTURES IN THIS THREAD!!!
:banghead:
Nothing is out of the question but chances are it wont work.
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/Foam_Kitty/small_penis_cake.jpg)
Is it too much to ask for some GAWDDAM PICZTURES IN THIS THREAD!!!
:banghead:
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/Foam_Kitty/small_penis_cake.jpg)
I applaud your dedication to ta-tas. lol
So, if we ever start importing the Tata over here (it's an Indian car) I can own a dealership called "Tamara's Tatas" :rofl:
YES, IT IS ASKING TOO MUCH.
we have a forum for that, dude.
Dude I would so shop there. And not for cars. heh.
I had to make a letter head in one of my dealership classes and I thought of using "Tamara's Tata's" but was worried the professor wouldn't see the humor. I went with Stadium Autoplex instead. LOLYeah probably wouldn't shop there at all ;) lol
Yeah probably wouldn't shop there at all ;) lol
I'm going to bed guys. I'm getting old. :(
easy, wretch, we're all just playing.
I respect BEG to ask her for boobiez pics on an open thread.
...now, in a PM...that's a completely different matter!
I'm going to bed guys. I'm getting old. :(
Goodnight and sweet dreams BEG!
If I own or run a dealership, you most definitely will shop there. :wink:
As long as you sell BMW's with your Tatas. :rofl:
Obviously I'll have a used lot too. The new car department doesn't make shit for money at a dealership, you gotta have used cars. :wink:And some of them hello kitty floor mats!
Used is good. :naughty:
Okay, I have no idea where I'm going with that one.
Used is good. :naughty:
Okay, I have no idea where I'm going with that one.
Well all, I must get to bed. I have to be at work in the morning. :(
Well all, I must get to bed. I have to be at work in the morning. :(
I got four hours of sleep last night and still managed to get in a 2-mile run today.
My leg hurts. I'm thinking of starting a Whiny thread about it.
jeez. it's not enough that you chicks wreck my happy hour threads, but now you have wrecked jen's. :-)
I just can't take you anywhere. :uhsure:
Sorry I bailed early. I was not really in good shape last night. I tried to watch 10,000 B.C. after I left. FYI...not really good. I fast forwarded through the last 2/3's of the movie.
Allow me to interject (on a Saturday morning), that this thread is proof you all need to get some lives.
There is a world out there on Friday nights, people.
Allow me to interject (on a Saturday morning), that this thread is proof you all need to get some lives.
There is a world out there on Friday nights, people.
Allow me to interject (on a Saturday morning), that this thread is proof you all need to get some lives.
There is a world out there on Friday nights, people.
Ever seen DFW at 10:00 pm? Trust me, there ain't no world out there, there.
You've obviously have never gotten that far from the airport then. :whatever:And go back through security? Even with the express lines it is a big mess. And of course, it takes a half hour just to get the heck off the airport proper.
Ever seen DFW at 10:00 pm? Trust me, there ain't no world out there, there.
And go back through security? Even with the express lines it is a big mess. And of course, it takes a half hour just to get the heck off the airport proper.
That's funny, Mia and Beg and I found plenty..... yur just not hanging with the right peeps.
Imagine if you will a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. What sort of damage could be done? :popcorn:
That's funny, Mia and Beg and I found plenty..... yur just not hanging with the right peeps.
Imagine if you will a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. What sort of damage could be done? :popcorn:
Indeed. :evillaugh:
Yeah, there's a pretty high class topless place about 10 minutes from DFW. They even have CAO cigars.
I don't know if the man should be pitied or envied..... :evillaugh:
Seriesly..... I haven't smoked a CAO in a long time.
Mia, we are so going to the topless place. :hyper:
I am still waiting for the part of the story with the dwarf, watermelon and rotary table...
It's not "the" it's which one. :-)
Oh.... that sounds delightful. Why is it I get "this way" at 1pm?Because you get "that way" at 1am?
Because you get "that way" at 1am?
;)
A vicious cycle, no?There are some horses that just ain't never gonna accept the bridle.
Are you still trying to break me? You never will. :lmao:
There are some horses that just ain't never gonna accept the bridle.
OTOH I think there was an HBO late night thingy about that....
It's fun to lead some into believing that there is a chance that they may crack Schade.
There are a few on this forum who have seen me at my most vulnerable, just a few. :uhsure: