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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Chris_ on October 23, 2008, 07:56:05 AM
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Man, 39, Arrested for Paying Toll Without Pants On
SANFORD, Fla. — Authorities say an man driving through a toll plaza exposed himself to a toll worker on two separate occasions.
Seminole County deputies said a 39-year-old man was arrested at his home Tuesday morning.
A woman working at the Lake Jesup toll plaza on State Road 417 called the sheriff's office last week to report that a motorist had not been wearing pants when she went to hand him his change.
She told deputies the same thing had happened about a week earlier.
The man was charged with two counts of exposure of sexual organs and was later released on $5,000 bail.
LINK (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,443722,00.html)
...and in Florida. I'm shocked. :whatever: :-)
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Well it twarn't me, I swear. I've never been to Lake Jessup on the Greenway.
Really
:beer:
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Why did she wait a week for it to happen again? Was the outrage cumulative? :-)
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Well it twarn't me, I swear. I've never been to Lake Jessup on the Greenway.
Really
:beer:
They already know that because the video cameras would not have any evidence if it was you.
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Why did she wait a week for it to happen again? Was the outrage cumulative? :-)
Most likely because she realized that while she was titillated the first time him coming back again was a problem. :whatever:
It seems like most of the OEA toll takers are from another land. There was most likely much laughter and talk after the first incident about crazy folk.
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The man was charged with two counts of exposure of sexual organs and was later released on $5,000 bail.
Is that one count per testicle or two separate counts of the full package?
I guess I need to know. :evillaugh:
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Is that one count per testicle or two separate counts of the full package?
I guess I need to know. :evillaugh:
:evillaugh: :rotf: I wonder if.....um......more impressive packages cost more? :lmao:
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:evillaugh: :rotf: I wonder if.....um......more impressive packages cost more? :lmao:
Fines are by the pound... :evillaugh:
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Fines are by the pound... :evillaugh:
I would think the more pleasing the package the lower the fine. (??) :p
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I would think the more pleasing the package the lower the fine. (??) :p
Huh? Pleasing the package? Is that a request or a demand? :evillaugh:
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Huh? Pleasing the package? Is that a request or a demand? :evillaugh:
You can turn a phrase woman. lol
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You can turn a phrase woman. lol
It scares you just a little bit. :uhsure: