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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BannedFromDU on February 06, 2016, 09:38:45 PM
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nadinbrzezinski (143,548 posts)
Filmmaker Michael Moore in intensive care unit
Filmmaker Michael Moore, in intensive care with pneumonia, asked fans Friday to help get the word out about his latest film, “Where to Invade Next.â€
“I'm now worried about my film's release,†he wrote on Facebook Friday. “I can't fly, I have to recover, and in one week (February 12th) this great movie I've put so much of my life into is going to open in theaters -- with little or no assistance from me.
MICHAEL MOORE'S 'WHERE TO INVADE NEXT' EXPLORES SOCIALISM
So, would it be OK to enlist your help in a sort of quickly cobbled-together "army" of grassroots foot soldiers, wherein you could pitch in where you live (and on social media) to let people know about my movie?†he continued. “I could post some ideas tomorrow of things you and your friends could do.â€
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/filmmaker-michael-moore-intensive-care-unit-article-1.2521863
I happen to have exclusive images of the IV they chose to put in his arm: (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027590419)
(http://www.craftsy.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/two1.png)
Not many replies so far. Keeping a close eye on this one...maybe the fat bastard will die.
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Gee, I hope the health care he receives is up to his high standards. :whatever:
Oh, the irony.
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The fat bastard should get sent home with painkillers to hold him over until his case has been evaluated by one of Barry's death panels.
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Send the swine to Cuba.
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Send the swine to Cuba.
I hope his doctors leave him in a cockroach-infested sickroom with a useless saline-drip IV.
It's the same kind of healthcare you or I would receive if we lived in his Cuban paradise.
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Well, I honestly hope the best for him. Spent 3+ days in the hospital with pneumonia last fall. No clue I had it.
We need Michael Moore to survive & prosper so we can properly ridicule him. Don't like ridiculing those that are actually sick.
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Well, I honestly hope the best for him. Spent 3+ days in the hospital with pneumonia last fall. No clue I had it.
We need Michael Moore to survive & prosper so we can properly ridicule him. Don't like ridiculing those that are actually sick.
Moore has enough money to recover with no problem. I'm mostly giving some Chris Christie hate back to the DUmmies. More is more humorous alive than dead.
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Looks like he knows that his latest work is a flop and is trying to drum up some sympathy business.
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Ice Cream Unit
:rotf: :rotf:
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Moore has enough money to recover with no problem. I'm mostly giving some Chris Christie hate back to the DUmmies. More is more humorous alive than dead.
He claims to have earned $50 million from F911 but has nothing left.
Good riddance.
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I'm betting Moore is not relying on Obamacare/socialized medicine to take care of him
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He claims to have earned $50 million from F911 but has nothing left.
As I said, (http://www.craftsy.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/two1.png)
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Ice Cream Unit
I heard a rumor that this was brought about when he left his safe space and got in a heated argument about capitalism with someone that knew what they were talking about. He was sent to the "I Cant Understand" unit for treatment. I never thought I'd hear of a case where I approved of healthcare rationing due to a patient being a lost cause...
CMD
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They rolled him into a hospital in NYC? Slumming?
Why not into a hospital in one of his healthcare paradises, Cuba or Canada?
He claims to have earned $50 million from F911 but has nothing left.
Good riddance.
If true, it's because most of his movies are such yawning flops that he can't find investors willing to take a financial bath. He invests his own $$ in his own movies, and his money is no longer his own.
I hope he recovers well, and his new hate-America film flops out of theaters in two weeks or less.
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Filmmaker Michael Moore, in intensive care with pneumonia, asked fans Friday to help get the word out about his latest film, “Where to Invade Next.â€
Neocon assassination attempt with a targeted bio-weapon, no doubt.
If they can sabotage Chipotle they can get to anyone!
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Neocon assassination attempt with a targeted bio-weapon, no doubt.
If they can sabotage Chipotle they can get to anyone!
I thought the Chipotle fiasco was a Monsanto conspiracy. Was it neocons instead? Neocons were co-conspirators?
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As I said, (http://www.craftsy.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/two1.png)
Okay, I'll bite and admit my woeful ignorance; what's that?
It looks like one of those culinary tools into which one pours icing and uses to decorate cakes.....but something tells me it's not that.
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Okay, I'll bite and admit my woeful ignorance; what's that?
It looks like one of those culinary tools into which one pours icing and uses to decorate cakes.....but something tells me it's not that.
You're correct, it's a piping bag, filled with one of MM's favorite substances on Earth, to give it to him intravenously.
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I thought the Chipotle fiasco was a Monsanto conspiracy. Was it neocons instead? Neocons were co-conspirators?
Neocons = MIC = Big Oil = Big Business = Monsanto = TPP = BFEE = JFK assassination, man!
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You're correct, it's a piping bag, filled with one of MM's favorite substances on Earth, to give it to him intravenously.
Oh.
Aware of everybody's sense of humor here, I thought it was a subtle joke, some sort of hospital instrument used for something really personal.
<<<and had no idea what.
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Mikey Moore is not just a lying gasbag,he is the epitome of leftist hypocrisy.
He pretends to be "one of the people" to con the gullible into throwing their money to him when in real life he is an elitist piece of shit that would throw his own mother in a ditch if it meant something better for him.
If this is the time for him to enter into eternities barbecue pit I hope it is a pain filled,miserable road where he can stew in his own juices of contempt and evil.
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He claims to have earned $50 million from F911 but has nothing left.
Good riddance.
In related news, his local Dunkin' Donuts is the #1 performing franchise in the world.
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Okay, I'll bite and admit my woeful ignorance; what's that?
It looks like one of those culinary tools into which one pours icing and uses to decorate cakes.....but something tells me it's not that.
Sometimes a frosting IV is just a frosting IV, Coach. ^5
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In related news, his local Dunkin' Donuts is the #1 performing franchise in the world.
He'll be fine. Marie Callender's just FedEx'd a pallet of supplies matching his blood type:
(http://cdn.sheknows.com/articles/2013/12/lumpy-gravy.jpg)
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Mikey Moore is not just a lying gasbag,he is the epitome of leftist hypocrisy.
He pretends to be "one of the people" to con the gullible into throwing their money to him when in real life he is an elitist piece of shit that would throw his own mother in a ditch if it meant something better for him.
If this is the time for him to enter into eternities barbecue pit I hope it is a pain filled,miserable road where he can stew in his own juices of contempt and evil.
I agree completely, but I wouldn't have been as kind about it.
:-)
CMD
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He'll be fine. Marie Callender's just FedEx'd a pallet of supplies matching his blood type:
(http://cdn.sheknows.com/articles/2013/12/lumpy-gravy.jpg)
I draw the line after donuts. Leave the gravy out of this. It is innocent and necessary and proper to those of us who don't want to be like mike. It constitutes the little known 5th food group.
:-)
CMD
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Oh.
Aware of everybody's sense of humor here, I thought it was a subtle joke, some sort of hospital instrument used for something really personal.
<<<and had no idea what.
Don't feel bad Frank. I thought it was some sort of enema. :thatsright:
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Don't feel bad Frank. I thought it was some sort of enema. :thatsright:
We are talking about mikey moore.
Who is to say you're wrong?
CMD
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We are talking about mikey moore.
Who is to say you're wrong?
CMD
:lol: :lol: :lol:
That made me LOL!!!! H5!
Now I need mind bleach. :puke:
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Don't feel bad Frank. I thought it was some sort of enema. :thatsright:
I've heard of coffee enema's, why not an icing enema? :stoner:
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I've heard of coffee enema's, why not an icing enema? :stoner:
:lol: :lol:
That was good too!!! H5!
I seem to recall reading/hearing about alcohol enemas too. I'm surprised the dummies haven't gotten in on that.
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Send the swine to Cuba.
I'm sure, if the fat bastard survives, we'll hear all about how he would have been better off.....blah....blah....blah.....
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I'm sure, if the fat bastard survives, we'll hear all about how he would have been better off.....blah....blah....blah.....
If he kicks the lard bucket and dies, DUmmies will say it was because of mistreatment by evil reich-wing doctors.
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Someone should bring him a few gallons of Flint water just to make sure he pulls through.
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I think the important question here is...
Was the hospital staff union?
I went over to DU to find where that question was asked, but didn't see anything
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If he kicks the lard bucket and dies, DUmmies will say it was because of mistreatment by evil reich-wing doctors.
The rest of us would call it suicide by self inflicted kick.
CMD
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Leave the gravy out of this. It is innocent and necessary and proper to those of us who don't want to be like mike. It constitutes the little known 5th food group.
My favorite food group!
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Looks like he knows that his latest work is a flop and is trying to drum up some sympathy business.
That is most definitely what the Blob (My own nickname for Moore) is going for. He knows this latest crockumentary is going to be mercilessly crushed in the box office by 'Zoolander 2' and especially 'Deadpool' (I'll be going to a Thursday night screening of that as part of my birthday celebration), but wants to try and squeeze as much money out of it as possible, similar to the way he undoubtedly strains at the bottom of an almost- empty container of cookie dough ice cream to get the last remaining drops of it. So, he appealed to the sympathy of the two- dozen or so stoned college students who are all that's left of his fanbase anymore to try and get the word out.
Moore is such a hypocrite. He brags about how he doesn't own a single share of stock, while in real life, he owns several thousands of shares of stock, in many companies that his movies and books portray as evil incarnate, such as Halliburton and various pharmaceutical companies. Ironically enough, another company he owns stock in is McDonald's. I guess he figured it was time for his wanton gluttony to start paying off for him.
More to the point, Moore is simply a bad man. It's well known to any who take even a cursory look behind the scenes on his work that he relies on a lot of extremely dishonest and unethical tactics when making his films. Then, whenever anyone tries to call him out on these, he responds by openly accusing that person of being part of a conspiracy to discredit him headed by whatever person or industry was the villain of his most recent movie or book. He has slandered, stepped on, and stabbed in the back a lot of good, decent people who thought they could trust him, all for the sake of elevating his own ego and boosting his bank account. I'd imagine his film company isn't called "Dog Eat Dog Films" for nothing, it embodies his selfish, heartless philosophy on life.
If he kicks the lard bucket and dies, DUmmies will say it was because of mistreatment by evil reich-wing doctors.
No, don't be so naive!
They'll insist that he must have been poisoned by evil reich- wing assassins hired by some person or industry that was used as the boogeyman villain for one of Moore's past crockumentaries.
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His little stunt holding that sign "We are all Muslim" in front of Trump Towers didn't go anywhere, did it? Usually, you'd get a few people to join you. Instead, he got a lot of snarky bacon cracks on twitter. :lmao:
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No, don't be so naive!
They'll insist that he must have been poisoned by evil reich- wing assassins hired by some person or industry that was used as the boogeyman villain for one of Moore's past crockumentaries.
Somebody sneaked a vegetable into his chow, and it threw him into anaphylactic shock.
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Somebody sneaked a vegetable into his chow, and it threw him into anaphylactic shock.
:lmao:
That explains the frosting enema apparatus pictured upthread. Normal folks would get epinephrine.
:-)
CMD
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If he kicks the lard bucket and dies, DUmmies will say it was because of mistreatment by evil reich-wing doctors.
If only the world was so fortunate.
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They rolled him into a hospital in NYC? Slumming?
Why not into a hospital in one of his healthcare paradises, Cuba or Canada?
If true, it's because most of his movies are such yawning flops that he can't find investors willing to take a financial bath. He invests his own $$ in his own movies, and his money is no longer his own.
I hope he recovers well, and his new hate-America film flops out of theaters in two weeks or less.
Well, Moore's film is out. Let's see how it went and compare it to the #1 film of the weekend.....
Where to Invade Next: 19th place. Weekend gross: $996,424. Number of theaters: 308. Per theater average: $2,912. Cost to make: Unknown.
#1? Deadpool (no surprise :-)). Weekend gross: $132,434,639 ($45 of that is mine). Number of theaters: 3,558. Per theater average: $37,222. Cost to make: $58 million.
Data courtesy of http://www.boxofficemojo.com/weekend/chart/
Yup, Moore's new film is a bomb.
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Well, Moore's film is out. Let's see how it went and compare it to the #1 film of the weekend.....
Where to Invade Next: 19th place. Weekend gross: $996,424. Number of theaters: 308. Per theater average: $2,912. Cost to make: Unknown.
#1? Deadpool (no surprise :-)). Weekend gross: $132,434,639 ($45 of that is mine). Number of theaters: 3,558. Per theater average: $37,222. Cost to make: $58 million.
Data courtesy of http://www.boxofficemojo.com/weekend/chart/
Yup, Moore's new film is a bomb.
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX7wtNOkuHo[/youtube]
It did even worse than I thought it would!
Glad to hear 'Deadpool' was such a success. I loved that movie!