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Michael Moore in ICU (I bet he ran there thinking it's the Ice Cream Unit)
« on: February 06, 2016, 09:38:45 PM »
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Filmmaker Michael Moore in intensive care unit

Filmmaker Michael Moore, in intensive care with pneumonia, asked fans Friday to help get the word out about his latest film, “Where to Invade Next.”

“I'm now worried about my film's release,” he wrote on Facebook Friday. “I can't fly, I have to recover, and in one week (February 12th) this great movie I've put so much of my life into is going to open in theaters -- with little or no assistance from me.

MICHAEL MOORE'S 'WHERE TO INVADE NEXT' EXPLORES SOCIALISM

So, would it be OK to enlist your help in a sort of quickly cobbled-together "army" of grassroots foot soldiers, wherein you could pitch in where you live (and on social media) to let people know about my movie?” he continued. “I could post some ideas tomorrow of things you and your friends could do.”


http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/filmmaker-michael-moore-intensive-care-unit-article-1.2521863


I happen to have exclusive images of the IV they chose to put in his arm:





Not many replies so far. Keeping a close eye on this one...maybe the fat bastard will die.
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Re: Michael Moore in ICU (I bet he ran there thinking it's the Ice Cream Unit)
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2016, 09:48:18 PM »
Gee, I hope the health care he receives is up to his high standards.  :whatever:

Oh, the irony.
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Re: Michael Moore in ICU (I bet he ran there thinking it's the Ice Cream Unit)
« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2016, 10:02:13 PM »
The fat bastard should get sent home with painkillers to hold him over until his case has been evaluated by one of Barry's death panels.
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Re: Michael Moore in ICU (I bet he ran there thinking it's the Ice Cream Unit)
« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2016, 10:03:49 PM »
Send the swine to Cuba.
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Re: Michael Moore in ICU (I bet he ran there thinking it's the Ice Cream Unit)
« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2016, 10:30:43 PM »
Quote from: Skul on February 06, 2016, 10:03:49 PM
Send the swine to Cuba.
I hope his doctors leave him in a cockroach-infested sickroom with a useless saline-drip IV.

It's the same kind of healthcare you or I would receive if we lived in his Cuban paradise.
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Re: Michael Moore in ICU (I bet he ran there thinking it's the Ice Cream Unit)
« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2016, 11:20:57 PM »
Well, I honestly hope the best for him.  Spent 3+ days in the hospital with pneumonia last fall.  No clue I had it.

We need Michael Moore to survive & prosper so we can properly ridicule him.  Don't like ridiculing those that are actually sick.
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Re: Michael Moore in ICU (I bet he ran there thinking it's the Ice Cream Unit)
« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2016, 11:40:09 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on February 06, 2016, 11:20:57 PM
Well, I honestly hope the best for him.  Spent 3+ days in the hospital with pneumonia last fall.  No clue I had it.

We need Michael Moore to survive & prosper so we can properly ridicule him.  Don't like ridiculing those that are actually sick.


     Moore has enough money to recover with no problem. I'm mostly giving some Chris Christie hate back to the DUmmies. More is more humorous alive than dead.

     
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Re: Michael Moore in ICU (I bet he ran there thinking it's the Ice Cream Unit)
« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2016, 11:45:38 PM »
Looks like he knows that his latest work is a flop and is trying to drum up some sympathy business.
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Re: Michael Moore in ICU (I bet he ran there thinking it's the Ice Cream Unit)
« Reply #8 on: February 07, 2016, 12:07:57 AM »
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Re: Michael Moore in ICU (I bet he ran there thinking it's the Ice Cream Unit)
« Reply #9 on: February 07, 2016, 12:08:58 AM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on February 06, 2016, 11:40:09 PM

     Moore has enough money to recover with no problem. I'm mostly giving some Chris Christie hate back to the DUmmies. More is more humorous alive than dead.   
He claims to have earned $50 million from F911 but has nothing left.

Good riddance.
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Re: Michael Moore in ICU (I bet he ran there thinking it's the Ice Cream Unit)
« Reply #10 on: February 07, 2016, 12:35:10 AM »
I'm betting Moore is not relying on Obamacare/socialized medicine to take care of him
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Re: Michael Moore in ICU (I bet he ran there thinking it's the Ice Cream Unit)
« Reply #11 on: February 07, 2016, 12:55:43 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on February 07, 2016, 12:08:58 AM
He claims to have earned $50 million from F911 but has nothing left.



     As I said,
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Re: Michael Moore in ICU (I bet he ran there thinking it's the Ice Cream Unit)
« Reply #12 on: February 07, 2016, 03:19:16 AM »
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Ice Cream Unit

I heard a rumor that this was brought about when he left his safe space and got in a heated argument about capitalism with someone that knew what they were talking about. He was sent to the "I Cant Understand" unit for treatment. I never thought I'd hear of a case where I approved of healthcare rationing due to a patient being a lost cause...


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Re: Michael Moore in ICU (I bet he ran there thinking it's the Ice Cream Unit)
« Reply #13 on: February 07, 2016, 06:13:59 AM »
They rolled him into a hospital in NYC? Slumming?

Why not into a hospital in one of his healthcare paradises, Cuba or Canada?

Quote from: Chris_ on February 07, 2016, 12:08:58 AM
He claims to have earned $50 million from F911 but has nothing left.

Good riddance.

If true, it's because most of his movies are such yawning flops that he can't find investors willing to take a financial bath. He invests his own $$ in his own movies, and his money is no longer his own.

I hope he recovers well, and his new hate-America film flops out of theaters in two weeks or less.
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Re: Michael Moore in ICU (I bet he ran there thinking it's the Ice Cream Unit)
« Reply #14 on: February 07, 2016, 06:43:22 AM »
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Filmmaker Michael Moore, in intensive care with pneumonia, asked fans Friday to help get the word out about his latest film, “Where to Invade Next.”

Neocon assassination attempt with a targeted bio-weapon, no doubt.

If they can sabotage Chipotle they can get to anyone!
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Re: Michael Moore in ICU (I bet he ran there thinking it's the Ice Cream Unit)
« Reply #15 on: February 07, 2016, 06:48:06 AM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on February 07, 2016, 06:43:22 AM
Neocon assassination attempt with a targeted bio-weapon, no doubt.

If they can sabotage Chipotle they can get to anyone!

I thought the Chipotle fiasco was a Monsanto conspiracy. Was it neocons instead? Neocons were co-conspirators?
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Re: Michael Moore in ICU (I bet he ran there thinking it's the Ice Cream Unit)
« Reply #16 on: February 07, 2016, 06:49:07 AM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on February 07, 2016, 12:55:43 AM

     As I said,

Okay, I'll bite and admit my woeful ignorance; what's that?

It looks like one of those culinary tools into which one pours icing and uses to decorate cakes.....but something tells me it's not that.
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Re: Michael Moore in ICU (I bet he ran there thinking it's the Ice Cream Unit)
« Reply #17 on: February 07, 2016, 07:05:49 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on February 07, 2016, 06:49:07 AM
Okay, I'll bite and admit my woeful ignorance; what's that?

It looks like one of those culinary tools into which one pours icing and uses to decorate cakes.....but something tells me it's not that.

You're correct, it's a piping bag, filled with one of MM's favorite substances on Earth, to give it to him intravenously.
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Re: Michael Moore in ICU (I bet he ran there thinking it's the Ice Cream Unit)
« Reply #18 on: February 07, 2016, 07:08:48 AM »
Quote from: SVPete on February 07, 2016, 06:48:06 AM
I thought the Chipotle fiasco was a Monsanto conspiracy. Was it neocons instead? Neocons were co-conspirators?

Neocons = MIC = Big Oil = Big Business = Monsanto = TPP = BFEE = JFK assassination, man!
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Re: Michael Moore in ICU (I bet he ran there thinking it's the Ice Cream Unit)
« Reply #19 on: February 07, 2016, 07:11:23 AM »
Quote from: SVPete on February 07, 2016, 07:05:49 AM
You're correct, it's a piping bag, filled with one of MM's favorite substances on Earth, to give it to him intravenously.

Oh.

Aware of everybody's sense of humor here, I thought it was a subtle joke, some sort of hospital instrument used for something really personal.

<<<and had no idea what.
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Re: Michael Moore in ICU (I bet he ran there thinking it's the Ice Cream Unit)
« Reply #20 on: February 07, 2016, 09:09:58 AM »
Mikey Moore is not just a lying gasbag,he is the epitome of leftist hypocrisy.

He pretends to be "one of the people" to con the gullible into throwing their money to him when in real life he is an elitist piece of shit that would throw his own mother in a ditch if it meant something better for him.

If this is the time for him to enter into eternities barbecue pit I hope it is a pain filled,miserable road where he can stew in his own juices of contempt and evil.
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Re: Michael Moore in ICU (I bet he ran there thinking it's the Ice Cream Unit)
« Reply #21 on: February 07, 2016, 09:20:39 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on February 07, 2016, 12:08:58 AM
He claims to have earned $50 million from F911 but has nothing left.

Good riddance.

In related news, his local Dunkin' Donuts is the #1 performing franchise in the world.
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Re: Michael Moore in ICU (I bet he ran there thinking it's the Ice Cream Unit)
« Reply #22 on: February 07, 2016, 10:02:12 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on February 07, 2016, 06:49:07 AM
Okay, I'll bite and admit my woeful ignorance; what's that?

It looks like one of those culinary tools into which one pours icing and uses to decorate cakes.....but something tells me it's not that.


     Sometimes a frosting IV is just a frosting IV, Coach. ^5
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Re: Michael Moore in ICU (I bet he ran there thinking it's the Ice Cream Unit)
« Reply #23 on: February 07, 2016, 11:00:33 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on February 07, 2016, 09:20:39 AM
In related news, his local Dunkin' Donuts is the #1 performing franchise in the world.

     He'll be fine. Marie Callender's just FedEx'd a pallet of supplies matching his blood type:

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Re: Michael Moore in ICU (I bet he ran there thinking it's the Ice Cream Unit)
« Reply #24 on: February 07, 2016, 03:20:55 PM »
Quote from: Carl on February 07, 2016, 09:09:58 AM
Mikey Moore is not just a lying gasbag,he is the epitome of leftist hypocrisy.

He pretends to be "one of the people" to con the gullible into throwing their money to him when in real life he is an elitist piece of shit that would throw his own mother in a ditch if it meant something better for him.

If this is the time for him to enter into eternities barbecue pit I hope it is a pain filled,miserable road where he can stew in his own juices of contempt and evil.

I agree completely, but I wouldn't have been as kind about it.

 :-)

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