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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #50 on: July 26, 2013, 06:48:36 PM »
Ahhh. Nothing screams sex appeal like that beautiful German language...

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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #51 on: July 26, 2013, 06:48:41 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 26, 2013, 06:47:24 PM
Not sure that my translation is accurate.  :naughty:

He said that he has the mustard those belong with...
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #52 on: July 26, 2013, 06:49:59 PM »
Quote from: Thor on July 26, 2013, 06:48:41 PM
He said that he has the mustard those belong with...

Oh good, because I have the buns!
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #53 on: July 26, 2013, 06:52:00 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 26, 2013, 06:49:59 PM
Oh good, because I have the buns!

Why, YES, you DO!!   :o
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #54 on: July 26, 2013, 06:53:47 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on July 26, 2013, 06:40:47 PM
Jesus, better shoot that thing to let the air out. Forget the fish.

Speaking of fish......how's it going with BEG?  :-*

Oh dear, you will need my protection when BEG sees this. She has not arrived yet, though I am sure she has come.
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #55 on: July 26, 2013, 06:55:10 PM »
Quote from: Thor on July 26, 2013, 06:52:00 PM
Why, YES, you DO!!   :o

Just a momentary lapse of self-flattery. My buns are more like flatbread these days.  :lmao:
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #56 on: July 26, 2013, 06:58:05 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 26, 2013, 06:53:47 PM
Oh dear, you will need my protection when BEG sees this. She has not arrived yet, though I am sure she has come.

I would of thought she would of came by now.
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #57 on: July 26, 2013, 07:04:50 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 26, 2013, 06:55:10 PM
Just a momentary lapse of self-flattery. My buns are more like flatbread these days.  :lmao:

:bs:


Regardless, you have enough "Up FRONT" to make up for that.....  :o  :naughty: :p
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #58 on: July 26, 2013, 07:08:44 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 26, 2013, 05:37:19 PM
#2: Involves one barnyard animal, midgets with love beads, and Abba.

Ummmm, I'm here with someone who knows you Kathy. He only prefers the barnyard animals and love beads.
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #59 on: July 26, 2013, 07:12:07 PM »
Quote from: BEG on July 26, 2013, 07:08:44 PM
Ummmm, I'm here with someone who knows you Kathy. He only prefers the barnyard animals and love beads.

Man, I read through this whole thread waiting for that?   :yawn:
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #60 on: July 26, 2013, 07:15:06 PM »
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #61 on: July 26, 2013, 07:20:29 PM »
Quote from: BEG on July 26, 2013, 07:08:44 PM
Ummmm, I'm here with someone who knows you Kathy. He only prefers the barnyard animals and love beads.

Sounds more like a 4H project then a sleep over.  :-)
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #62 on: July 26, 2013, 07:27:22 PM »
Quote from: RobJohnson on July 26, 2013, 07:20:29 PM
Sounds more like a 4H project then a sleep over.  :-)

Bingo. I'd rather have the sweet mustard than a Vietnamese potbellied pig snoring next to me.
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #63 on: July 26, 2013, 07:33:52 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on July 26, 2013, 07:27:22 PM
Bingo. I'd rather have the sweet mustard than a Vietnamese potbellied pig snoring next to me.


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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #64 on: July 26, 2013, 08:42:37 PM »

Quote from: RobJohnson on July 26, 2013, 07:33:52 PM

 :lmao:



omygawd... I really hate my job at times.... where was I funny boy?
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #65 on: July 26, 2013, 08:43:23 PM »
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #66 on: July 26, 2013, 08:44:53 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 26, 2013, 08:43:23 PM
Nom nom nom!!!!!  :-*

munch, munch munch
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #67 on: July 26, 2013, 08:45:39 PM »
Quote from: BEG on July 26, 2013, 07:08:44 PM
Ummmm, I'm here with someone who knows you Kathy. He only prefers the barnyard animals and love beads.

I almost lost you in this spamfest.  Say howdy to Mr. Ed for me. Have fun at the concert.  :-*
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #68 on: July 26, 2013, 08:46:12 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on July 26, 2013, 08:44:53 PM
munch, munch munch

snarf snarf *burp*
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #69 on: July 26, 2013, 08:54:05 PM »
 :hot:

And the thread title was so promising........
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #70 on: July 26, 2013, 08:57:26 PM »
Quote from: J P Sousa on July 26, 2013, 08:54:05 PM
:hot:

And the thread title was so promising........
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Hey now, the night is young and I'm just getting warmed up. Schade's threads are a journey, not a destination.  :-)
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #71 on: July 26, 2013, 08:58:53 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 26, 2013, 08:57:26 PM
Hey now, the night is young and I'm just getting warmed up. Schade's threads are a journey, not a destination.  :-)

Unfortunately, I have to be up in 6 hours or so for work.  It's my bedtime and I'll miss all the fun.   :rant:
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #72 on: July 26, 2013, 08:59:00 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 26, 2013, 08:42:37 PM
omygawd... I really hate my job at times.... where was I funny boy?


You still have 48 Schades left.
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #73 on: July 26, 2013, 09:43:35 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on July 26, 2013, 08:58:53 PM
Unfortunately, I have to be up in 6 hours or so for work.  It's my bedtime and I'll miss all the fun.   :rant:

Yeah, I'm up at 0100 - driving to KC to make an 0600 flight to Portland, OR -- right in the middle of Moonbat Central. Wish me luck, folks. I'm goin' in.

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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #74 on: July 26, 2013, 09:46:52 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on July 26, 2013, 09:43:35 PM
Yeah, I'm up at 0100 - driving to KC to make an 0600 flight to Portland, OR -- right in the middle of Moonbat Central. Wish me luck, folks. I'm goin' in.



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