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Offline Ralph Wiggum

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Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
« on: December 31, 2016, 02:37:07 PM »
This is the inaugural version of the goofy crap that DUmp monkeys have sent this year.  Since I accept votes via a publicly displayed email address, the strangest people reach out & complain.  But that's just fine, makes me laugh.

During my brief term as an undercover troll/mole at DU, learned a few secrets.  Mr. Moskwa/Skinner/David Allen & team used to post their hate mail.  But, the amusing thing is he admitted they make them up.  Based on their perception & narrative on how conservatives are.

All of the spelling is verbatim.  For the "smartest collection of people on the internet", spell check must not work.  Enjoy and Happy New Year my dear friends!!!

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you are a goddammm chode juggler

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All of you f*ckwads need to join reallity and admit Hillary won.  In a landslide.

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F*ck you as*hole, the polls were right and Trump disssenfrancses the voting

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So happy that some other site monitors Democratic Underground.  Only have one vote, Masters nemesis. Thanks!

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HEY PATHETIC ASSHOLE!!! Your idealogy is crap

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Drumppht will never be allowed to take office

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Deer Mr. Kkklan member.  That orange f*ckwad is going to ruin our country.

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hope your kids and wife get gang raped on a daily basis.

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Hey racist redneck, Hillary will always be my President!!!

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Keith is right, you f*cks are the scum of the earth
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Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2016, 02:51:21 PM »
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F*ck you as*hole, the polls were right and Trump disssenfrancses the voting
:rotf:

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But, the amusing thing is he admitted they make them up

Is that right?  That's pretty pathetic!  They haven't posted those in a while.  Sounds like too much work if they have to compose them.  Fake phony frauds.

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Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2016, 02:56:25 PM »
Thanks for sharing.  Those are hilarious.

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Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2016, 03:01:49 PM »
This is awesome ! I have no idea why I never thought to do this  :rofl: I think The Cave needs a hatemail bag

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Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2016, 03:11:21 PM »
FINALLY!
I've been waiting for these.
Are there more? Is this just a taste for us junkies?

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Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2016, 03:15:13 PM »
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you are a goddammm chode juggler
:confused: :wtf2:

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All of you f*ckwads need to join reallity and admit Hillary won.  In a landslide.
How is crow tasting like?

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Deer Mr. Kkklan member.  That orange f*ckwad is going to ruin our country.
The KKK is a Democratic instituition.
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Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2016, 03:27:28 PM »
FINALLY!
I've been waiting for these.
Are there more? Is this just a taste for us junkies?
There are some more, I was providing the lowlights.  Just like Walter White on Breaking Bad, giving you the taste of the good stuff.
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Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2016, 03:29:30 PM »
This is awesome ! I have no idea why I never thought to do this  :rofl: I think The Cave needs a hatemail bag
No clue if you folks get those here. Since Trump actually won, their rampant anger must force them to rage at Ralphie & the Cave.
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Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2016, 04:44:35 PM »
No clue if you folks get those here. Since Trump actually won, their rampant anger must force them to rage at Ralphie & the Cave.


As Trump wins more and more, we will get more and more material like this.
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Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
« Reply #9 on: December 31, 2016, 05:13:29 PM »
This needs to be a sub-forum or at least a sticky.

It is one thing to see the lunacy that the lower rung of the evolutionary ladder projects at the DUmp.
Somehow seeing it up close and directed towards those of us that would mostly like to help them end the misery in their lives, one way or another, just makes it soooooo much better.

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Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
« Reply #10 on: December 31, 2016, 05:22:47 PM »
Excuse me, but I juggle chodes. It is a fine profession and there is nothing wrong with it!

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All of you f*ckwads need to join reallity and admit Hillary won.  In a landslide.
Reality: understanding how elections and Eclectoral Colleges work. Trump won in a landslide.

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So happy that some other site monitors Democratic Underground.  Only have one vote, Masters nemesis. Thanks!
So. we know where one vote for DOTY came from. Footloose and Fancy Free voted for himself.

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Drumppht will never be allowed to take office
I must stop Christmas from Coming, but how?
recounts failed.
Electoral College begging failed
and now its New Years Eve...NOTHING will stop the Trump!
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Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
« Reply #11 on: December 31, 2016, 05:26:19 PM »
Excuse me, but I juggle chodes. It is a fine profession and there is nothing wrong with it!
Reality: understanding how elections and Eclectoral Colleges work. Trump won in a landslide.
So. we know where one vote for DOTY came from. Footloose and Fancy Free voted for himself.
I must stop Christmas from Coming, but how?
recounts failed.
Electoral College begging failed
and now its New Years Eve...NOTHING will stop the Trump!

Oh how quickly you forget.
They are turning loose rollery derby women in the crown on Jan20, remember?

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Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
« Reply #12 on: December 31, 2016, 05:36:18 PM »
Lefty loosey?

No matter how loose these gals may be, they are still DUmmies and will not get lucky. 
Fat chicks on wheels...just another name for steam roller?
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Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
« Reply #13 on: December 31, 2016, 06:08:58 PM »
Well, bless their hearts. Looks like they need a fictional spirit-guide to send some healing white light (of the mental variety) their way...

Oops! It appears my white light generator is on the fritz. Oh well. I guess I'll just have to send them a picture of my hand.   ..|.
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Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
« Reply #14 on: January 01, 2017, 09:41:56 AM »
Ralphie, thanks so much!  It's so great to see them reduced to gibbering spitters by their impotent rage.

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Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
« Reply #15 on: January 01, 2017, 10:26:52 AM »
Lefty loosey?

Fat chicks on wheels...just another name for steam roller?

You owe me a cup of coffee and a screen cleaning!   :lol:
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Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
« Reply #16 on: January 01, 2017, 11:26:31 AM »
more mail bag!

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Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
« Reply #17 on: January 01, 2017, 12:25:23 PM »
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You have GOT to add that to your sig line!
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Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
« Reply #18 on: January 01, 2017, 12:40:36 PM »
Yes, DUmbasses, Clinton "won" in a landslide of illegal votes, manufactured votes, intentional voting math errors, and unending duplicate votes.........but it wasn't enough in the right places to drag her vile stinking diseased ass across the finish line. 

President-elect Trump won!  And he will be YOUR president regardless of your petty silly protest.  He will discard the Obama "legacy", and proceed to Make America Great Again.  President Trump will have his selected cabinet.  President Trump will have his agenda.  And President Trump will pick two or three or four  Supreme Court Justices who will sail to confirmation.  They will be YOUR Supreme Court Justices for many many many years to come. 

Thank you, Little Goons, for your "fan mail" and for the multitudes of laughter at your pitiful expense.  Please keep it up!

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Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
« Reply #19 on: January 01, 2017, 01:02:16 PM »
If it will help the DUches, I will send a shining white schadenboner to them.

TRUMP 2016! BECAUSE **** YOU, THAT'S WHY!

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Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
« Reply #20 on: January 01, 2017, 07:58:58 PM »
Thanks Ralph!

Share some more, it show the loving side of the DUmmies  :rotf:

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Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
« Reply #21 on: January 01, 2017, 08:00:59 PM »
If it will help the DUches, I will send a shining white schadenboner to them.
Can they stand the light of a shining, working class, white man schadenboner?
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Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
« Reply #22 on: January 01, 2017, 10:49:41 PM »
We now have an official hatemail address.

mailbag@conservativecave.com

The message and clickable link appears in the upper right under the search box, it alternates with the register option that has been up there for many years. Its out in the open, so anyone can use it.

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Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
« Reply #23 on: January 01, 2017, 11:26:22 PM »
New Subforum is created under MNS - I'm moving this thread there.

Scratch that - It's under The DUmpster . I forgot our lurking friends can't see MNS.
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Re: Ralphie's Hate Mail Bag - 2016
« Reply #24 on: January 02, 2017, 09:20:25 AM »
We now have an official hatemail address.

mailbag@conservativecave.com

The message and clickable link appears in the upper right under the search box, it alternates with the register option that has been up there for many years. Its out in the open, so anyone can use it.

I love it! This could produce some highly entertaining content.
Let's hope it justifies a sub-forum!