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Fart Rape. Don't Laugh. Feminism redefines EVERYTHING to be rape.(tags) rape rape rapeityrape raperape rapeandmorerape Some woman actually wrote this...Quotehttp://thewaterpipe.wordpress.com/2013/12/22/can-a-fart-be-misogynist/Can a fart be misogynist?Ashleigh Ingle a proud feminist and an anarchist argued that because of patriarchal gender norms women were not allowed to release gas in public because of men’s unreal expectations of women to be clean and feminine. Furthermore she articulated that if a woman was to fart in the presence of a man and the man responded by farting louder than the woman, than that would be rape.“By farting louder the man is using passive aggressive violence to position himself as dominant, this intimidates the woman to subconsciously not release as much flatulence and thus the woman fearing for her safety doesn’t fart as loud as a sign of submissiveness, this in turn contributes to rape culture and women being oppressed.â€--snip--Guthrie’s twitter hash tag #FartRape has started to trend as women are taking control of their own bodies by naming and shaming men guilty of fart rape. Guthrie hopes the guilty men will be identified and then their workplace will be called up and their employer will be notified the type of person they are harboring in the workplace.But Ingle argues that it simply isn’t enough, “Don’t tell women to fart louder tell men not to fart so loud†This is clear victim blaming and government should pass laws to make male farts above a certain decibel illegal to make human flatulence equal and not discriminate against women.Sorry all, I just can't stop laughing. I once ate two chili-cheese hotdogs and raped everyone at Sea World. If Feminists are going to redefine EVERYTHING as rape, why take them seriously?
http://thewaterpipe.wordpress.com/2013/12/22/can-a-fart-be-misogynist/Can a fart be misogynist?Ashleigh Ingle a proud feminist and an anarchist argued that because of patriarchal gender norms women were not allowed to release gas in public because of men’s unreal expectations of women to be clean and feminine. Furthermore she articulated that if a woman was to fart in the presence of a man and the man responded by farting louder than the woman, than that would be rape.“By farting louder the man is using passive aggressive violence to position himself as dominant, this intimidates the woman to subconsciously not release as much flatulence and thus the woman fearing for her safety doesn’t fart as loud as a sign of submissiveness, this in turn contributes to rape culture and women being oppressed.â€--snip--Guthrie’s twitter hash tag #FartRape has started to trend as women are taking control of their own bodies by naming and shaming men guilty of fart rape. Guthrie hopes the guilty men will be identified and then their workplace will be called up and their employer will be notified the type of person they are harboring in the workplace.But Ingle argues that it simply isn’t enough, “Don’t tell women to fart louder tell men not to fart so loud†This is clear victim blaming and government should pass laws to make male farts above a certain decibel illegal to make human flatulence equal and not discriminate against women.
SlayerNut (228 posts)10. 4-3AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Results of your Jury ServiceALERTER'S COMMENTSRape is not funny. Uncivil and uncultured.You served on a randomly-selected Jury of Discussionist members which reviewed this post. The review was completed at Wed Dec 24, 2014, 07:57 AM, and the Jury voted 3-4 to LEAVE IT.Juror #1 voted to LEAVE IT ALONEExplanation: No explanation givenJuror #2 voted to LEAVE IT ALONEExplanation: No explanation givenJuror #3 voted to HIDE ITExplanation: No explanation givenJuror #4 voted to LEAVE IT ALONEExplanation: Sorry lib, not this time.Juror #5 voted to HIDE ITExplanation: it is difficult to imagine anyone wanting to discuss this subject. da mann was begging for a hide on this one.Juror #6 voted to HIDE ITExplanation:Stupid, disgusting and completely inappropriate.Juror #7 voted to LEAVE IT ALONEExplanation: Um, nobody is being raped here. This is obviously a commentary on a ridiculous statement made by some idiot.
ngoldmund (535 posts)1. This feminist SJW is NOT amused at your lack of proper attention to this issue!!
phaw (119 posts)4. this hardly exemplifies.... anything. goodie on you. you found a nut to try and smearthe very legitimate concerns women have about rape. disgusting.
5. Then you should be laughing with usand make a mocking post at #fartrape and tell us about the silly responses you get.
phaw (119 posts)9. why? I don't find rape funnyand I certainly don't find people who want to minimize rape amusing.
SocialJustice (285 posts)11. rape is not funny. farting as a sign of dominance is funny.......tying farting to rape is STOOPID and funny.
Sheherazade (598 posts)21. As a survivor of rape myself ...I find this incredibly amusing. Lighten up.
I don't know what I ate to make that one but I just raped 3 women and billy goat.....if they had been here.
Fart rape is odious, at best.But when combined with manspreading, it is complete misogynistic domination.
No, no, no. You do not combine manspreading and fartrape. Doing so causes the aroma to rise straight to your own nose.
whoopi rapes the view:
But was it "rape rape?
Cheek lift and butt blast toward the idiot.On a side note. that one "female", looks like a biter.
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b07NJpigSc[/youtube]
We should add more rape variants to the feminism lexicon :Foodrape : When a male eats more at a restaurant than his female friends & acquaintances.Heightrape : When a male is taller than his female friends & acquaintances.Wealthrape : When a male has more disposable income than his female friends & acquaintances.Fatrape : When a male weighs more than his female friends & acquaintances.Fitrape : When a male weighs less his female friends & acquaintances.Gamerape : When a male wins games and other trivial pursuits more than his female friends & acquaintances.Socialrape : When a male has a longer friend list on a social media outlet (e.g. Facebook) than his female friends & acquaintances.Stuffrape : When a male has more of/higher value possessions than his female friends & acquaintances.Phonerape : When a male places other males higher up on his phone's speed dial than his female friends & acquaintances.
Don't forget Laughing at Feminists Rape and Ignoring Feminists Rape!
Oh my! That's even worse than real rape rape.
Ted Kennedy is the only person with an actual confirmed kill in the war on women.
