Um, yeah. Somebody who owns any car, let alone a $100K+ car, lets some random drugged-out alcoholic take them on a 110 MPH joyride. Sounds just so reasonable. And the DUmmies lap it up.
What's really funny is some newcomer tries to lash themselves to Tommie's apron strings:
kiranon (112 posts) Sun Jul-13-08 01:42 PM
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57. Parked nose to nose with a Tesla about a year ago
About a year ago, I parked my car in Redwood City, CA nose to nose with the most beautiful car I had ever seen. Read the name on it and it said "Tesla". Had never heard of it then but since I have. Wish it weren't so expensive
Apparently, kiranon doesn't know that the first production Tesla was delivered in February of this year and they have delivered a grand total of nine so far this year.
So kiranon, as a community service, I offer you the following excuses for trying to out-fib the King of Liars:
1. It was really foggy, and dark, and rainy and ummmm....visibility was low. I thought it was a Tesla, but in retrospect it may have been a stray dog.
2. I'm new to the English language. The car I saw had letters on it I haven't learned yet. But I distinctly remember an "F", a "R" and a "D" with at least one vowel in there. Does that spell Tesla?
3. OMG, I was sooooo stoned I saw a Tesla. It was purple and green and hovered a foot above my livingroom floor before it woooshed away into the sky. Although it's carbon footprint was admirable, I swear it was dropping chemtrails the entire time.
And of course the reality of the situation:
So, you're waiting on the bus to take you to the welfare office. Somebody had left a newspaper at the bus stop. You snatched it to use for toilet paper and noticed a column on the Tesla in the Business Section just before you flushed it.