Thu Dec 18, 2014, 04:42 PM
Brigid (16,851 posts)
I got excused from jury duty today!
They didn't want me!
Was it because I know that "reasonable doubt" does not mean "no doubt" and what an "accomplice" is? Or was it because I mentioned MSNBC on my questionnaire when asked what news sources I watch or read regularly? Or do they not want paralegal students on juries?
Or it could be that they knew you were a DUer so they already knew what your jury vote would be.
Is the defendant black? Not guilty
Is the defendant female? Not guilty
is the defendant white? Guilty
Is the defendant a white homosexual? Not guilty
The list goes on. You guys are easier to read than a large type edition of Reader's Digest.