« previous next »
Pages: [1] 2   Go Down

Author Topic: Goofball diabeticman creates a NEW pledge  (Read 3621 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline JakeStyle

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3146
  • Reputation: +359/-39
Goofball diabeticman creates a NEW pledge
« on: December 12, 2014, 01:57:50 AM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025948598

Quote
Fri Dec 12, 2014, 12:59 AM

diabeticman (2,279 posts)

Please stand, place your hand on your hear and repeat the NEW pledge.
I Pledge allegiance to the flag of the United Corporations of America and to the "Two Party" system which stands against us. Crushing the 99% percent everyday and making citizens united stronger everyday.

No replies as of yet.
Logged

Offline diesel driver

  • Creepy Ass Cracker and Smart-Ass White Boy!
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 9130
  • Reputation: +609/-55
  • Enhancing My Carbon Footprint!
Re: Goofball diabeticman creates a NEW pledge
« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2014, 04:08:44 AM »
Quote from: JakeStyle on December 12, 2014, 01:57:50 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025948598

No replies as of yet.

DUmmie "blind squirrel" moment.

Sometimes, "the stupid" is even too much for them.
Logged
Murphy's 3rd Law:  "You can't make anything 'idiot DUmmie proof'.  The world will just create a better idiot DUmmie."

Liberals are like Slinkys.  Basically useless, but they do bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs...
 
Global warming supporters believe that a few hundred million tons of CO2 has more control over our climate than a million mile in diameter, unshielded thermo-nuclear fusion reactor at the middle of the solar system.

"A dead enemy is a peaceful enemy.  Blessed be the peacemakers". - U.S. Marine Corp

You can't fix stupid, but you can vote it out of office.

Offline tanstaafl

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1409
  • Reputation: +110/-22
  • I AM the NRA. And I VOTE
Re: Goofball diabeticman creates a NEW pledge
« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2014, 05:34:37 AM »
Quote from: JakeStyle on December 12, 2014, 01:57:50 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025948598

No replies as of yet.

Did the insulin - challenged primitive check with his 'wife' about this?

Or is 'she' in the shop for a couple of patches?
Logged

Offline franksolich

  • Scourge of the Primitives
  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 58722
  • Reputation: +3102/-173
Re: Goofball diabeticman creates a NEW pledge
« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2014, 05:56:03 AM »
Quote from: tanstaafl on December 12, 2014, 05:34:37 AM
Did the insulin - challenged primitive check with his 'wife' about this?

Or is 'she' in the shop for a couple of patches?

I think he probably should get back to his "wife" stories, as this sort of post doesn't seem to work for him:

Quote
0 replies, 191 views
Logged
apres moi, le deluge

Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

Offline JakeStyle

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3146
  • Reputation: +359/-39
Re: Goofball diabeticman creates a NEW pledge
« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2014, 07:49:15 AM »
Looks like it was a flame out, thought it had potential for at least some DUmmie mockery.
Logged

Offline Big Dog

  • ^^Smokes cigars and knows things.
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 15581
  • Reputation: +1954/-213
Re: Goofball diabeticman creates a NEW pledge
« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2014, 08:25:42 AM »
When I read the d-bag's posts, I hear Charlie Brown's teacher.
Logged
Government is the negation of liberty.
  -Ludwig von Mises

CAVE FVROREM PATIENTIS.

Offline obumazombie

  • Siege engine to lib fortresses
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 21814
  • Reputation: +1661/-578
  • Last of the great minorities
Re: Goofball diabeticman creates a NEW pledge
« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2014, 09:38:31 AM »
Quote from: diesel driver on December 12, 2014, 04:08:44 AM
DUmmie "blind squirrel" moment.

Sometimes, "the stupid" is even too much for them.
Under God would have put a burr under their saddle.
Logged
There were only two options for gender. At last count there are at least 12, according to libs. By that standard, I'm a male lesbian.

Offline BattleHymn

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 8758
  • Reputation: +981/-63
  • Not right, but not left, either.
Re: Goofball diabeticman creates a NEW pledge
« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2014, 10:19:05 AM »
I'd wager this dipshit is the dark horse candidate shooting up in the DOTY tally thus far.
Logged

Offline FiddyBeowulf

  • "Its on, its off, its on, its off." "That is called blinking, boys."
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 5271
  • Reputation: +523/-34
Re: Goofball diabeticman creates a NEW pledge
« Reply #8 on: December 12, 2014, 11:21:38 AM »
Quote
0 replies, 240 views
:lol:


This could almost most be a category for next year's DOTY, most noticeably ignored poster (or something). For the DUmmie most known for starting threads that just sink like a lead balloon.

The perfect name for the award would be "the Steve" but that is taken.  :(

Steve and Diabeticman would be shoe-ins for early nominees.
Logged
Fire...BAD!!! - John Fetterman


The policies that are indorsed by this party, that they backer of which are much of the 1 percent, causes a social structure much like the one back before the Revolution.

-Words of wisdom from Lady Freedom Returns

"Arguing with liberals...it's like playing chess with a pigeon; no matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious." -- Anonymous

"A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat." - P. J. O'Rourke

Offline Dori

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 7964
  • Reputation: +406/-39
Re: Goofball diabeticman creates a NEW pledge
« Reply #9 on: December 12, 2014, 11:38:57 AM »
Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on December 12, 2014, 11:21:38 AM
:lol:


This could almost most be a category for next year's DOTY, most noticeably ignored poster (or something). For the DUmmie most known for starting threads that just sink like a lead balloon.

The perfect name for the award would be "the Steve" but that is taken.  :(

Steve and Diabeticman would be shoe-ins for early nominees.

quite a few in the lounge get ignored....ashling comes to mind
Logged
“How fortunate for governments that the people     they administer don't think”  Adolph Hitler

Offline USA4ME

  • Evil Capitalist
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 14835
  • Reputation: +2476/-76
Re: Goofball diabeticman creates a NEW pledge
« Reply #10 on: December 12, 2014, 11:42:31 AM »
So much for the primitive taking some time off from the nut farm.

.
Logged
Because third world peasant labor is a good thing.

Offline JakeStyle

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3146
  • Reputation: +359/-39
Re: Goofball diabeticman creates a NEW pledge
« Reply #11 on: December 12, 2014, 12:24:15 PM »
Quote from: USA4ME on December 12, 2014, 11:42:31 AM
So much for the primitive taking some time off from the nut farm.

.

To his credit, he didn't invoke his imaginary wife in his post.
Logged

Offline BlueStateSaint

  • Here I come to save the day, because I'm a
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 32553
  • Reputation: +1560/-191
  • RIP FDNY Lt. Rich Nappi d. 4/16/12
Re: Goofball diabeticman creates a NEW pledge
« Reply #12 on: December 12, 2014, 12:28:29 PM »
Quote from: JakeStyle on December 12, 2014, 12:24:15 PM
To his credit, he didn't invoke his imaginary wife in his post.

New meds. :whistling:
Logged
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

"These anti-gun fools are more dangerous to liberty than street criminals or foreign spies."--Theodore Haas, Dachau Survivor

Chase her.
Chase her even when she's yours.
That's the only way you'll be assured to never lose her.

Offline Big Dog

  • ^^Smokes cigars and knows things.
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 15581
  • Reputation: +1954/-213
Re: Goofball diabeticman creates a NEW pledge
« Reply #13 on: December 12, 2014, 12:45:58 PM »
Quote from: JakeStyle on December 12, 2014, 12:24:15 PM
To his credit, he didn't invoke his imaginary wife in his post.

Maybe he killed his imaginary wife and buried her in his imaginary basement.
Logged
Government is the negation of liberty.
  -Ludwig von Mises

CAVE FVROREM PATIENTIS.

Offline obumazombie

  • Siege engine to lib fortresses
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 21814
  • Reputation: +1661/-578
  • Last of the great minorities
Re: Goofball diabeticman creates a NEW pledge
« Reply #14 on: December 12, 2014, 02:22:15 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on December 12, 2014, 12:45:58 PM
Maybe he killed his imaginary wife and buried her in his imaginary basement.
I hope he didn't use an imaginary banned assault weapon.

Quote from: BattleHymn on December 12, 2014, 10:19:05 AM
I'd wager this dipshit is the dark horse candidate shooting up in the DOTY tally thus far.

So far he has my vote.
Logged
There were only two options for gender. At last count there are at least 12, according to libs. By that standard, I'm a male lesbian.

Offline thundley4

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 40571
  • Reputation: +2224/-127
Re: Goofball diabeticman creates a NEW pledge
« Reply #15 on: December 12, 2014, 04:00:38 PM »
"I pledge allegiance to the Democratic Party and the Freebies for which it gives us by taking from others who worked for it."

They really need to cut out the 99% BS, and stick with the 51% of them that are moochers from the taxpayers.
Logged

Offline Skul

  • Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 12475
  • Reputation: +914/-179
  • Chief of the cathouse
Re: Goofball diabeticman creates a NEW pledge
« Reply #16 on: December 12, 2014, 07:47:51 PM »
Logged
Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

Offline GOBUCKS

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 24186
  • Reputation: +1812/-339
  • All in all, not bad, not bad at all
Re: Goofball diabeticman creates a NEW pledge
« Reply #17 on: December 12, 2014, 09:03:41 PM »
His wife told him to do that.
Logged

Offline BattleHymn

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 8758
  • Reputation: +981/-63
  • Not right, but not left, either.
Re: Goofball diabeticman creates a NEW pledge
« Reply #18 on: December 13, 2014, 02:48:22 AM »
Some of the most unintentionally funny primitive comments reach the dustbin of history with zero replies.  This looks to be one of them. 
Logged

Offline obumazombie

  • Siege engine to lib fortresses
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 21814
  • Reputation: +1661/-578
  • Last of the great minorities
Re: Goofball diabeticman creates a NEW pledge
« Reply #19 on: December 13, 2014, 12:13:23 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 12, 2014, 09:03:41 PM
His wife told him to do that.

He didn't build that. His wife did.
Logged
There were only two options for gender. At last count there are at least 12, according to libs. By that standard, I'm a male lesbian.

Offline Skul

  • Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 12475
  • Reputation: +914/-179
  • Chief of the cathouse
Re: Goofball diabeticman creates a NEW pledge
« Reply #20 on: December 14, 2014, 12:52:40 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on December 13, 2014, 12:13:23 PM
He didn't build that. His wife did.

 :cheersmate:   :hi5:
Logged
Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

Offline txradioguy

  • Minister of Propaganda
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 18686
  • Reputation: +1292/-1116
  • Rule 39
Re: Goofball diabeticman creates a NEW pledge
« Reply #21 on: December 15, 2014, 05:31:49 AM »
Logged
The libs/dems of today are the Quislings of former years. The cowards who would vote a fraud into office in exchange for handouts from the devil.

Creator of the largest Fight Club thread ever!

http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=83285.0

Offline FiddyBeowulf

  • "Its on, its off, its on, its off." "That is called blinking, boys."
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 5271
  • Reputation: +523/-34
Re: Goofball diabeticman creates a NEW pledge
« Reply #22 on: December 15, 2014, 10:15:49 AM »
Quote
0 replies, 296 views


Maybe $kinner needs to appoint someone to mercy kill these sad un-replied threads to clear up the clutter?
Logged
Fire...BAD!!! - John Fetterman


The policies that are indorsed by this party, that they backer of which are much of the 1 percent, causes a social structure much like the one back before the Revolution.

-Words of wisdom from Lady Freedom Returns

"Arguing with liberals...it's like playing chess with a pigeon; no matter how good I am at chess, the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious." -- Anonymous

"A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat." - P. J. O'Rourke

Offline Big Dog

  • ^^Smokes cigars and knows things.
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 15581
  • Reputation: +1954/-213
Re: Goofball diabeticman creates a NEW pledge
« Reply #23 on: December 15, 2014, 10:29:16 AM »
Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on December 15, 2014, 10:15:49 AM


Maybe $kinner needs to appoint someone to mercy kill these sad un-replied threads to clear up the clutter?

A death panel, perhaps?
Logged
Government is the negation of liberty.
  -Ludwig von Mises

CAVE FVROREM PATIENTIS.

Offline obumazombie

  • Siege engine to lib fortresses
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 21814
  • Reputation: +1661/-578
  • Last of the great minorities
Re: Goofball diabeticman creates a NEW pledge
« Reply #24 on: December 15, 2014, 10:57:46 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on December 15, 2014, 10:29:16 AM
A death panel, perhaps?
Reverse MIRT ?
Logged
There were only two options for gender. At last count there are at least 12, according to libs. By that standard, I'm a male lesbian.
Pages: [1] 2   Go Up
« previous next »