More Pitt Plagiarism

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Tue Dec 9, 2014, 01:44 PM
WilliamPitt (57,513 posts)

Once upon a time...


Once upon a time, there was a man who bought a newspaper every day, snarled at the front page, and threw it away. One day, the storekeep asked, "Sir, what are you looking for in the paper?"

"The obituaries," said the man.

"But the obituaries are on page 30," said the storekeep.

"When the bastard I'm looking for dies," said the man, "It'll be on the front page."

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10025933813

Tue Dec 9, 2014, 02:12 PM
malaise (125,348 posts)
2. Mira posted this in relation to the war criminal of a Dick

years ago

What? Pitt? A plagiarist? Again?
      

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     What the DUmmies never consider is that while they're keeping their bladders full for the day Cheney actually dies, he is currently living in the winner's circle. He's loved, cared for, comfortable, fed, and can enjoy himself to the fullest in his emeritus years. He will never suffer the way the DUmmies want him to suffer, he'll never be poor, his daily mood won't depend on what liberal said what on MSNBC, and indeed he will pass someday with dignity.

     This is in stark contrast to the daily misery and confusion of a DUmmy's life. Lurkers: Cheney WON. You LOST.

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     What the DUmmies never consider is that while they're keeping their bladders full for the day Cheney actually dies, he is currently living in the winner's circle. He's loved, cared for, comfortable, fed, and can enjoy himself to the fullest in his emeritus years. He will never suffer the way the DUmmies want him to suffer, he'll never be poor, his daily mood won't depend on what liberal said what on MSNBC, and indeed he will pass someday with dignity.

     This is in stark contrast to the daily misery and confusion of a DUmmy's life. Lurkers: Cheney WON. You LOST.

I hope he outlives every single DUmmy.