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DUmmy d-man Is A Contender
« on: December 08, 2014, 02:22:25 AM »
This nut deserves consideration in the Top DUmmy competition.

He's no where near nadin's caliber, but among the other contenders he's pretty damn good, with all his rambling about his Real Doll fantasy wife.
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I think my wife and I will be taking a break for a week or two.
Except for The Laugh out Loud cat-toons which my wife looks forward too EVERY Sunday.


I think we need to put some distance from us and politics and well news in general. my wife is showing signs of depression though she may not realize it yet.


Some of you may feel we are running but have had a bad year.


Yes my wife's jury duty ended at the beginning of the year but that 18 month process really shook her belief in her fellow man to begin with.

I had two grandmother's pass away as well as a step grandmother.

we lost 2 cats

My mother had a bad issue--thought it was a stroke but she hit her head on the faust of the tub and was on blood thinners... ended up having bleeding on the brain and well ended up staying in ICU (fully alerted) for a week.

Than my brother almost died. He is home now and making a slow recovery but it will be a full one.

I think all of this has overwhelmed my wife who look at the constitution as her bible and the bill of rights as her 10 commandments.

Yes, she knows the founding fathers where flawed but they did aspire to something noble when creating this country that she sees being destroyed with Corporate greed, destruction of the middle class, the fear-mongering patriot act and just the whole events since Zimmerman, Ferguson, NY...

She needs time to heal... she is my liberal thought process. I grew up in a republican home and she has shown me a lot. I am not nearly as liberal as she but I learned from her.
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Let's see:
Two dead grandmothers
Two dead cats
Dead stepgrandmother
Mother with bleeding on the brain
Brother almost died
Signs of depression

Yeah, that's a bad year.

This DUmmy is quickly running out of relatives.

At least he can count on that fantasy wife.
      

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Re: DUmmy d-man Is A Contender
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2014, 07:24:30 AM »
Partial quote (in context) of diabetic man...


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Yes my wife's jury duty ended at the beginning of the year but that 18 month process really shook her belief in her fellow man to begin with.

I had two grandmother's pass away as well as a step grandmother.

we lost 2 cats

My mother had a bad issue--thought it was a stroke but she hit her head on the faust of the tub and was on blood thinners... ended up having bleeding on the brain and well ended up staying in ICU (fully alerted) for a week.

Than my brother almost died.


The next best thing for a prospective conservative to have happen is to witness the aftermath of mugging and other crimes. It shakes your faith in liberal ideals of separating consequences from actions.
Not sure what to make with the confusion between the use of than and then. Could be a typo. I doubt it though. Could be the influence of nadin. That's much more likely.
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Re: DUmmy d-man Is A Contender
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2014, 10:34:45 AM »
This nut deserves consideration in the Top DUmmy competition.

snip.....

At least he can count on that fantasy wife.

It seems like almost every post centers around his wife.

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Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever
My wife watched it. She liked it. 

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Could I ask for good vibes more for my wife.
It has been wild year for my wife and I. 

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Who will take the pledge? My wife has begun her yearly pledge.
 She will not shop retail

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Quick update on my wife and the new job.

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So my wife starts the temp data entry job.... any words of advice or don't dos to help with success?
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I need handy man's knowledge here. The condo my wife and I bought looks like apartments
two building side by side with 4 condo's in each. We are on the second floor. the upstairs condo have the furnaces in the "attic" crawlspace. My wife is often hearing knocking sounds. 

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What were the Halloween customs this year?
My sister-in-law just texted my wife and told her what her daughters went as:

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My wife's past employer is basically threating my wife's job with a future employer.

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Dear DU: My wife and I DO NOT have Children yet every halloween we HAVE to hand out candy to little people and are not compensated in return. 

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My wife went to the interview and wasn't impressed. The place is too far for part time and


Posted by diabeticman | Fri Oct 24, 2014, 12:01 AM (65 replies)


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Holy Crap, Batman, it is flooding job offers... Wife has no clue what to do.

Okay yesterday I informed you guys she got the DATA Entry job she thought she didn't get. she found out it would be a Temp job about 5-9 Months. $11/hr 





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Re: DUmmy d-man Is A Contender
« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2014, 01:24:55 PM »
Doesn't the Diuretic DUmmie sit at home while his wife has to work? Hell, that's enough stress on the poor woman.

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Re: DUmmy d-man Is A Contender
« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2014, 02:08:32 PM »
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It seems like almost every post centers around his wife.

Almost? Has he made a post this year that wasn't "my wife this" or "my wife that"?

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Re: DUmmy d-man Is A Contender
« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2014, 09:09:54 PM »
Maybe the dingo ate his wife...


[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYTIGXvc88Y[/youtube]


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Re: DUmmy d-man Is A Contender
« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2014, 09:33:17 PM »
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I think my wife and I will be taking a break for a week or two.

I'm not sure you should be making those kind of decisions. Maybe you should ask your wife.

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Re: DUmmy d-man Is A Contender
« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2014, 09:36:43 PM »
Maybe the dingo ate his wife...


[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYTIGXvc88Y[/youtube]

It was a zombie dingo, and it ate his brain.

It later starved to death.   :lmao:
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