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Re: An anouncement and a question or two
« Reply #25 on: December 03, 2014, 12:29:29 AM »
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My question, at least my main question, is what minority should I racially identify as?

If I were you (Which of course is incredibly racially/ethnically/gender-insensitive of me to even think, please forgive me Jesus and all the little Pygmies in New Guinea) I would probably go with either Ecto-American or Phantasmal-American.
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Re: An anouncement and a question or two
« Reply #26 on: December 03, 2014, 05:36:43 AM »
Pedestrian, and Frisbetarian have some cachet.
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Re: An anouncement and a question or two
« Reply #27 on: December 03, 2014, 08:33:17 AM »
Quote from: FlippyDoo on December 02, 2014, 07:15:55 PM
First up I guess I need to go ahead and make the announcement. I have finally decided to racially identify as a minority. Yep, you read that correctly. I have decided to racially identify as a minority.

In answer to the potential question, I am NOT actually a minority; however, since it is now seemingly perfectly acceptable for a male (who is NOT a female) to gender identify as a female and a female (who is NOT a male) to gender identify as a male, I figure it should also be perfectly acceptable for me to racially identify as a minority.

I feel ya, brother. I identify as a black Bassett Hound named Dewey.

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My question, at least my main question, is what minority should I racially identify as?

It's your decision, of course, but I think Mr. Mann's idea has merit:
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Be a pygmy Eskimo. They eat lots of steak and potatoes. and Italian food.

In fact, I may start to identify as a pygmy Eskimo Bassett Hound named Dewey.

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My secondary question is, after I make my final racial identity choice am I required to join a website like DU where they pretend to be supporters of my race identity while actually hating my race identity?

You're not required to, but you're more likely to score with moonbat chicks if you do. You have to decide if that's a plus or a minus.
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Re: An anouncement and a question or two
« Reply #28 on: December 03, 2014, 11:28:00 AM »
Black stormtrooper. I think they are supposed to be in vogue right now.
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Re: An anouncement and a question or two
« Reply #29 on: December 03, 2014, 12:37:17 PM »
I would choose little Blue Martian. Certainly a minority amongst the little Green Martian majority, as well as all Earthlings...and not a threat to Earth.
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Re: An anouncement and a question or two
« Reply #30 on: December 03, 2014, 04:11:06 PM »
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That way, since I really don't care much for the Minnesota Vikings I could demand they change to a name that is less offensive to my people.

Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 02, 2014, 11:14:20 PM
Good point. Lots of Scandinavian people up there in Minnesota.

They must be horrified by that football nickname.


Both of you are correct. Speaking as someone who is 100 percent Norwegian, AND a MN native, the name is offensive.

The vikings are a terrible team, annually, and hardly live up to their name.  Some say its the curse of coach"Denny and the sunset music band" "take a knee in the nfc championship game" Green. Others believe that the vikings "are who we thought they were".

They're referred to, by many MN natives, as the viqueens, with no shortage of good reasons for it.

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Re: An anouncement and a question or two
« Reply #31 on: December 03, 2014, 05:01:39 PM »
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Black stormtrooper. I think they are supposed to be in vogue right now.
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Re: An anouncement and a question or two
« Reply #32 on: December 03, 2014, 05:10:55 PM »
Have you considered identifying as a chimpanzee?

That way you have Jane Goodall's best wishes AND you get to fling poo at those who file past your cage at the zoo.
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Re: An anouncement and a question or two
« Reply #33 on: December 03, 2014, 05:12:54 PM »
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My question, at least my main question, is what minority should I racially identify as?
   

You probably want to be a minority with the best potential of getting the most government money.  :-)

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Minority Farmers Reminded of $1.3 Bil Reparation Fund

 The minority farmer cash giveaway started a few years ago when the administration gave black farmers $1.2 billion to settle discrimination allegations against the government. The farmers say they were cheated out of federal aid, mainly farm loans from the U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA), because of their race. President Obama said the settlement was “another important step forward in addressing an unfortunate chapter in USDA’s civil rights history.”   


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Re: An anouncement and a question or two
« Reply #34 on: December 03, 2014, 05:19:01 PM »
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Minority Farmers Reminded of $1.3 Bil Reparation Fund

 The minority farmer cash giveaway started a few years ago when the administration gave black farmers $1.2 billion to settle discrimination allegations against the government. The farmers say they were cheated out of federal aid, mainly farm loans from the U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA), because of their race. President Obama said the settlement was “another important step forward in addressing an unfortunate chapter in USDA’s civil rights history.”   

That is the winner right there.

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Re: An anouncement and a question or two
« Reply #35 on: December 03, 2014, 05:55:55 PM »
You guys are absolutely correct about getting government money. I have not yet decided which minority I plan to identify as; however, regardless of which minority I choose I can tell you right now that I deserve some sort of pay for how the government has held us down.

In addition to racially identifying as a minority I'm also considering part-time gender identifying as a feminazi woman. That way I can get a pass when I decide to go on a nonsensical screeching rampage. If I were to choose to part-time gender identify as a feminazi woman would I have sit when I take a leak? If so, that would be a deal-breaker on the part-time gender identifying and I'd need to find a race to identify as that would allow nonsensical screeching rampages.
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Re: An anouncement and a question or two
« Reply #36 on: December 03, 2014, 06:51:48 PM »
Quote from: FlippyDoo on December 03, 2014, 05:55:55 PM

...I'd need to find a race to identify as that would allow nonsensical screeching rampages.

The Pelosians from Kenyafornia.
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Re: An anouncement and a question or two
« Reply #37 on: December 03, 2014, 06:53:41 PM »
Quote from: FlippyDoo on December 03, 2014, 05:55:55 PM
You guys are absolutely correct about getting government money. I have not yet decided which minority I plan to identify as; however, regardless of which minority I choose I can tell you right now that I deserve some sort of pay for how the government has held us down.

In addition to racially identifying as a minority I'm also considering part-time gender identifying as a feminazi woman. That way I can get a pass when I decide to go on a nonsensical screeching rampage. If I were to choose to part-time gender identify as a feminazi woman would I have sit when I take a leak? If so, that would be a deal-breaker on the part-time gender identifying and I'd need to find a race to identify as that would allow nonsensical screeching rampages.

Ya know, that's why I said "a male panther trapped in a female human." :tongue: :whistling:
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Re: An anouncement and a question or two
« Reply #38 on: December 03, 2014, 08:10:34 PM »
Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on December 03, 2014, 11:28:00 AM
Black stormtrooper. I think they are supposed to be in vogue right now.
So that's why the Millennium Falcon has no wheels.
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Re: An anouncement and a question or two
« Reply #39 on: December 03, 2014, 10:11:21 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on December 03, 2014, 08:10:34 PM
So that's why the Millennium Falcon has no wheels.

And was last seen sitting in a back lot outside Mos Eisley on cinder blocks.   :lol:
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