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Offline FlippyDoo

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An anouncement and a question or two
« on: December 02, 2014, 07:15:55 PM »
First up I guess I need to go ahead and make the announcement. I have finally decided to racially identify as a minority. Yep, you read that correctly. I have decided to racially identify as a minority.

In answer to the potential question, I am NOT actually a minority; however, since it is now seemingly perfectly acceptable for a male (who is NOT a female) to gender identify as a female and a female (who is NOT a male) to gender identify as a male, I figure it should also be perfectly acceptable for me to racially identify as a minority.

My question, at least my main question, is what minority should I racially identify as?

I already like a lot of the foods that are considered traditional or stereotypical of various minorities so I can't really use that as a guide.

My secondary question is, after I make my final racial identity choice am I required to join a website like DU where they pretend to be supporters of my race identity while actually hating my race identity?
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Re: An anouncement and a question or two
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2014, 07:22:33 PM »
Can you post a close-up of your cheekbones?

That is the currency for being a minority or so I hear...
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Re: An anouncement and a question or two
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2014, 07:28:15 PM »
Be a pygmy Eskimo. They eat lots of steak and potatoes. and Italian food.
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Re: An anouncement and a question or two
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2014, 07:31:46 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on December 02, 2014, 07:28:15 PM
Be a pygmy Eskimo. They eat lots of steak and potatoes. and Italian food.

Steak, potatoes, and Italian food? That does have promise.

Can I fall back on my Eskimoism as a reason to do whatever I please?
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Re: An anouncement and a question or two
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2014, 07:35:08 PM »
How 'bout a male panther trapped inside a (ugly!) female human? :whistling:
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Re: An anouncement and a question or two
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2014, 07:46:08 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on December 02, 2014, 07:35:08 PM
How 'bout a male panther trapped inside a (ugly!) female human? :whistling:

So just cause I'm a fictional spirit-guide that's part Irish Setter and part pigeon you think I'm total and completely crazy?

You wound me.  :-)
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Re: An anouncement and a question or two
« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2014, 07:53:26 PM »
I am not sure but do know it is important to have at least 6 capital letters to identify it.
Right now you have Canine and Avian so CA will perhaps be a start.
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Re: An anouncement and a question or two
« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2014, 07:59:16 PM »
Quote from: FlippyDoo on December 02, 2014, 07:31:46 PM
Steak, potatoes, and Italian food? That does have promise.

Can I fall back on my Eskimoism as a reason to do whatever I please?

Yes, you can!
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Re: An anouncement and a question or two
« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2014, 08:19:40 PM »
Cut or Uncut ?? (Yes it matters) :popcorn:
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Re: An anouncement and a question or two
« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2014, 08:23:21 PM »
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I have finally decided to racially identify as a minority.

That's a foolproof way to score slut tail.
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Re: An anouncement and a question or two
« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2014, 08:31:58 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 02, 2014, 08:23:21 PM
That's a foolproof way to score slut tail.
Especially if you look like Crazy Hairy Rob Lowe ... :popcorn:
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Re: An anouncement and a question or two
« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2014, 08:46:42 PM »
I think I look more Indian that Elizabeth Warren so I am. Even though I had my DNA tested from ancestry.com and there isn't any in me.
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Re: An anouncement and a question or two
« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2014, 08:49:09 PM »
Ainu FTMFW !
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Re: An anouncement and a question or two
« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2014, 09:12:00 PM »
Quote from: BEG on December 02, 2014, 08:46:42 PM
I think I look more Indian that Elizabeth Warren so I am. Even though I had my DNA tested from ancestry.com and there isn't any in me.

You sound like you would like a little Indian in you.  :whistling:
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Re: An anouncement and a question or two
« Reply #14 on: December 02, 2014, 09:33:10 PM »
Not sure which to recommend, but just don't pick White Hispanic.

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Re: An anouncement and a question or two
« Reply #15 on: December 02, 2014, 09:35:02 PM »
Laplander ... :popcorn:
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Re: An anouncement and a question or two
« Reply #16 on: December 02, 2014, 10:02:35 PM »
Quote from: Donpeyote on December 02, 2014, 09:35:02 PM
Laplander ... :popcorn:

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Re: An anouncement and a question or two
« Reply #17 on: December 02, 2014, 10:19:17 PM »
Quote from: USA4ME on December 02, 2014, 09:33:10 PM
Not sure which to recommend, but just don't pick White Hispanic.

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How about a mixed race?  Half black Muslim and half Native American.









 






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Re: An anouncement and a question or two
« Reply #18 on: December 02, 2014, 10:24:17 PM »
Quote from: Dori on December 02, 2014, 10:19:17 PM
How about a mixed race?  Half black Muslim and half Native American.
And pineapple-shaped.
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Re: An anouncement and a question or two
« Reply #19 on: December 02, 2014, 10:25:06 PM »
I remember when TiT's girlfriend self-identified as a Norwegian.
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Re: An anouncement and a question or two
« Reply #20 on: December 02, 2014, 11:06:15 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 02, 2014, 10:25:06 PM
I remember when TiT's girlfriend self-identified as a Norwegian.

Could be Vikings a minority? I know they would never be one of the "special" minorities, but if they were just a regular minority I wouldn't mind self-identifying with them. That way, since I really don't care much for the Minnesota Vikings I could demand they change to a name that is less offensive to my people.

I can't really choose native american because I can't take a chance on some call center chick getting the hots for me.

I can't really choose black because I really don't like destroying buildings and burning things or even supporting such, but it seems if I choose black and oppose such savage and idiotic lunacy I would get labeled as an Uncle Tom.

It's a tough decision.

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Re: An anouncement and a question or two
« Reply #21 on: December 02, 2014, 11:10:28 PM »
It just hit me that maybe I need to chance my focus from racial identification to species identification. I could become the sainted Spotted Owl. That should give me the freedom to do anything.
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Re: An anouncement and a question or two
« Reply #22 on: December 02, 2014, 11:14:20 PM »
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That way, since I really don't care much for the Minnesota Vikings I could demand they change to a name that is less offensive to my people.

Good point. Lots of Scandinavian people up there in Minnesota.

They must be horrified by that football nickname.
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Re: An anouncement and a question or two
« Reply #23 on: December 03, 2014, 12:02:30 AM »
I'm blak(sp intentional) in protest of the current administration.
For you, I would recommend bikini atollian. Not many of them around.
There's some radioactivity for your spiritual guide!
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Re: An anouncement and a question or two
« Reply #24 on: December 03, 2014, 12:18:33 AM »
Since about the age of 15 I have been a BASP---- Black Anglo-Saxon Protestant.

Life is good as a BASP.
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