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Re: MineralMan spins a grocery bouncy
« Reply #25 on: December 02, 2014, 10:17:47 PM »
That thread is as close to a circus freak show as one can ever get.
These people are truly demented.
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Re: MineralMan spins a grocery bouncy
« Reply #26 on: December 03, 2014, 12:17:14 AM »
A polite way of saying...


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50. Over the years

I've noticed a lot of these "grocery store" anecdotes that various posters tell. The OP who posts the story is always the great liberal hero.

I actually enjoy reading them. Some are more creative than others.


MM is full of number 2.
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Re: MineralMan spins a grocery bouncy
« Reply #27 on: December 03, 2014, 12:23:03 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on December 03, 2014, 12:17:14 AM
A polite way of saying...

MM is full of number 2.
MineralMan wants to feel like the great white savior coming to rescue the poor, unfortunate black wretches from their misery.  It's laughable, really.  What grown person worries about these kinds of things?
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Re: MineralMan spins a grocery bouncy
« Reply #28 on: December 03, 2014, 01:24:20 AM »
Grocery store lines aren't scary. You know what's scary? A big ole party full of drunk Mexicans. Someone inevitably starts a fight and then there's chaos everywhere. Went to a few of those when I was a kid.

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Re: MineralMan spins a grocery bouncy
« Reply #29 on: December 03, 2014, 01:28:25 AM »
Quote from: delilahmused on December 03, 2014, 01:24:20 AM
Grocery store lines aren't scary. You know what's scary? A big ole party full of drunk Mexicans. Someone inevitably starts a fight and then there's chaos everywhere. Went to a few of those when I was a kid.

Cindie

Sounds like the same thing that happens at most parties where there are lots of people.  Just the weapons seem to vary between the races.
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Re: MineralMan spins a grocery bouncy
« Reply #30 on: December 03, 2014, 01:29:53 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on December 03, 2014, 01:28:25 AM
Sounds like the same thing that happens at most parties where there are lots of people.  Just the weapons seem to vary between the races.

Knives are the weapons of choice at Mexican parties.

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Re: MineralMan spins a grocery bouncy
« Reply #31 on: December 03, 2014, 01:44:45 AM »
Quote from: delilahmused on December 03, 2014, 01:29:53 AM
Knives are the weapons of choice at Mexican parties.

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Guns at black parties and fists at white parties.
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Re: MineralMan spins a grocery bouncy
« Reply #32 on: December 03, 2014, 05:33:35 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on December 03, 2014, 01:44:45 AM
Guns at black parties and fists at white parties.

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Re: MineralMan spins a grocery bouncy
« Reply #33 on: December 03, 2014, 06:06:55 AM »
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Re: MineralMan spins a grocery bouncy
« Reply #34 on: December 03, 2014, 08:53:49 AM »
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Re: MineralMan spins a grocery bouncy
« Reply #35 on: December 03, 2014, 09:52:51 AM »
Didn't this bouncy already get posted by someone else a month or so ago?
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Re: MineralMan spins a grocery bouncy
« Reply #36 on: December 03, 2014, 10:01:22 AM »
Quote from: Rebel on December 03, 2014, 09:52:51 AM
Didn't this bouncy already get posted by someone else a month or so ago?

Maybe, or some bouncy similar with it.

The DUmpster's acquired a massive collection of primitive bouncies--bouncies of all sizes, ranges, topics, and twists--and the primitives really should consult the archives here to be sure they're not duplicating a tale already told.
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Re: MineralMan spins a grocery bouncy
« Reply #37 on: December 03, 2014, 10:07:08 AM »
franksolich's all-time favorite bouncy:

posted by asdf2231, shortly after the elections of 2008:
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=17904

No cops jumping out of bushes, but hilariously funny anyway.
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Re: MineralMan spins a grocery bouncy
« Reply #38 on: December 03, 2014, 12:32:52 PM »
Quote from: njpines on December 02, 2014, 02:30:43 PM
Oh please, I shop at a Walmart, a ShopRite and an Acme and I'd say 70% of the people who work there are black and that stops NO ONE from using any lane. What a pantload!!

Mr. Benchley, is that you?
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Re: MineralMan spins a grocery bouncy
« Reply #39 on: December 03, 2014, 01:30:50 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on December 03, 2014, 10:07:08 AM
franksolich's all-time favorite bouncy:

posted by asdf2231, shortly after the elections of 2008:
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=17904

No cops jumping out of bushes, but hilariously funny anyway.

Wow.  That really is an incredible bouncy.  Dummies love to pretend that they lived in Selma in the 1960s.
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Re: MineralMan spins a grocery bouncy
« Reply #40 on: December 03, 2014, 02:30:14 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on December 03, 2014, 10:07:08 AM
franksolich's all-time favorite bouncy:

posted by asdf2231, shortly after the elections of 2008:
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=17904

No cops jumping out of bushes, but hilariously funny anyway.

That bouncy reminds me of the TiT episode wherein he refused to sell lawn trinkets to a repuke.
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Re: MineralMan spins a grocery bouncy
« Reply #41 on: December 03, 2014, 03:52:00 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on December 03, 2014, 12:32:52 PM
Mr. Benchley, is that you?


I wondered if I was the only one who swerved down memory lane there...That one will never be forgotten.


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Re: MineralMan spins a grocery bouncy
« Reply #42 on: December 03, 2014, 05:03:19 PM »
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Re: MineralMan spins a grocery bouncy
« Reply #43 on: December 03, 2014, 05:05:21 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 03, 2014, 02:30:14 PM
That bouncy reminds me of the TiT episode wherein he refused to sell lawn trinkets to a repuke.

Was that before or after he shot a gun at Dick Cheney?

Or that mall thing...
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Re: MineralMan spins a grocery bouncy
« Reply #44 on: December 03, 2014, 06:03:37 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003b on December 03, 2014, 05:05:21 PM
Was that before or after he shot a gun at Dick Cheney?

TiT never shot at Cheney.

He claimed to have pointed a loaded shotgun at Secretary of the Navy John Warner, for trying to board TiT's river boat without permission.
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Re: MineralMan spins a grocery bouncy
« Reply #45 on: December 03, 2014, 06:07:25 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on December 03, 2014, 01:29:53 AM
Knives are the weapons of choice at Mexican parties.

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Re: MineralMan spins a grocery bouncy
« Reply #46 on: December 03, 2014, 06:08:53 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 03, 2014, 06:03:37 PM
TiT never shot at Cheney.

He claimed to have pointed a loaded shotgun at Secretary of the Navy John Warner, for trying to board TiT's river boat without permission.

But he was never charged or disciplined because he was ...TominTib.  Apparently he had some special dispensation that allowed him to do things that would put others in jail.  I miss the old days of DU, the current crop can't hold a candle.
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Re: MineralMan spins a grocery bouncy
« Reply #47 on: December 03, 2014, 07:30:18 PM »
Quote from: JakeStyle on December 03, 2014, 06:08:53 PM
But he was never charged or disciplined because he was ...TominTib.  Apparently he had some special dispensation that allowed him to do things that would put others in jail.  I miss the old days of DU, the current crop can't hold a candle.

And when he returned from Viet Nam, he tossed a whole box full of his Navy Crosses, Silver Stars, and other decorations off the Golden Gate Bridge.
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Re: MineralMan spins a grocery bouncy
« Reply #48 on: December 03, 2014, 07:33:48 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 03, 2014, 06:03:37 PM
TiT never shot at Cheney.

He claimed to have pointed a loaded shotgun at Secretary of the Navy John Warner, for trying to board TiT's river boat without permission.

I knew it was SOMETHING like that.


But now I need to go back -- I seem to recall something about an SUV (but my memory is like steel sieve..)
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Re: MineralMan spins a grocery bouncy
« Reply #49 on: December 03, 2014, 11:17:56 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 03, 2014, 07:30:18 PM
And when he returned from Viet Nam, he tossed a whole box full of his Navy Crosses, Silver Stars, and other decorations off the Golden Gate Bridge.


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