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A short time ago in a Proglodyte's head far, far away...
« on: November 30, 2014, 11:10:28 PM »
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Irk over black Stormtrooper
 
'Star Wars' Star John Boyega to Haters: "Get Used to It"
The Hollywood Reporter
November 30, 2014
By Ryan Gajewski 

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Star Wars: The Force Awakens star John Boyega has posted a message directed at both fans and critics.

Boyega, 22, whose scene in the film’s teaser trailer led to some online criticism of a black Stormtrooper, appeared to address those comments on his Instagram page Saturday.

"To whom it may concern … Get used to it," he wrote. After that sentence, he included a smiley-face emoticon.

Boyega, who starred in 2011’s Attack the Block, also thanked fans for their positive feedback. “Thank you for all the love and support,” Boyega’s message read. “I’m in the movie, but as a Star Wars fan, I’m very excited.”

That's crazy. Since when is there a law written in stone that Stormtroopers must be white?

Since PROGLODYTES insist ALL EVIL descends solely and exclusively from whites.

I'll guarantee that no conservative made this complaint -- only Proglodytes are racist enough to inject such pointless absurdity into everything.

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7. It is consistent with the ethereal nature of the Dark Side-driven Empire.

They wouldn't be racist. If you're willing to serve the Emperor obediently, then all are welcome.

Such is usually how empires work, when they're run competently.

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Re: A short time ago in a Proglodyte's head far, far away...
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2014, 11:13:54 PM »
But according to Episode 2 (The Clone Wars), all Stormtrooper are decedents or replicas of Boba Fett.

This is what happens when you mistake fiction for reality.
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Re: A short time ago in a Proglodyte's head far, far away...
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2014, 11:33:34 PM »
Soooo, if a black storm trooper attacks a white jedi, and the jedi kills him...is Planet Ferguson gonna burn?

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Re: A short time ago in a Proglodyte's head far, far away...
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2014, 11:33:39 PM »
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Re: A short time ago in a Proglodyte's head far, far away...
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2014, 11:34:37 PM »
Soooo, if a black storm trooper attacks a white jedi, and the jedi kills him...is Planet Ferguson gonna burn?

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Re: A short time ago in a Proglodyte's head far, far away...
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2014, 11:45:42 PM »
The DUmmies mentions something about conservatives being upset about Lando Calrissian, too. That's the first I've heard about that.

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Re: A short time ago in a Proglodyte's head far, far away...
« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2014, 12:28:33 AM »
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Response to kydo (Original post)Sun Nov 30, 2014, 08:44 PM
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2. Can't please racists.

They lost their minds over Idris Elba being cast in Thor too.
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Response to kydo (Original post)Sun Nov 30, 2014, 08:48 PM
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4. No, it is because they know good and we'll he won't be any simple stormtrooper but

a probable central character, hero, and perhaps love interest of a precious white flower. They are still sick about Lando but this time may hit closer to home.
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29. They are also pissed that the other 2 main leads are female and Hispanic nt


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Re: A short time ago in a Proglodyte's head far, far away...
« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2014, 12:37:27 AM »
Reality punches DUmmies square in jaw.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/05/exodus-gods-kings-whitewash-boycott_n_5652499.html
It's really liberals that complain about who gets cast in movies.

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The “Exodus” cast’s leading lineup of kings, queens and prophets are all played by white actors such as Christian Bale and Sigourney Weaver, but the the slaves, servants and low-class civilians are played by actors of color.

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Re: A short time ago in a Proglodyte's head far, far away...
« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2014, 01:35:25 AM »
...It's really liberals that complain about who gets cast in movies.

Only someone as addled as a Leftist could get so worked up over something so trivial.
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Re: A short time ago in a Proglodyte's head far, far away...
« Reply #9 on: December 01, 2014, 01:39:54 AM »
Dummies project racist comments on Youtube unto conservatives, based on absolutely nothing.

I saw Attack on the Block, he's a pretty good actor. 

As long as J J Abrams doesn't write dialogue like George Lucas, these movies should be much better than the prequels. 

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« Reply #10 on: December 01, 2014, 03:41:54 AM »
Reality punches DUmmies square in jaw.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/05/exodus-gods-kings-whitewash-boycott_n_5652499.html
It's really liberals that complain about who gets cast in movies.

It was liberal whining and bitching over the "lack of aliens of color"  (IOW, the fictional races created for the fictional worlds created by Lucas, weren't diverse enough) that made George Lucas say "F*** IT" after only 3 of the 6 planned prequels.

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Re: A short time ago in a Proglodyte's head far, far away...
« Reply #11 on: December 01, 2014, 05:55:34 AM »
It was liberal whining and bitching over the "lack of aliens of color"  (IOW, the fictional races created for the fictional worlds created by Lucas, weren't diverse enough) that made George Lucas say "F*** IT" after only 3 of the 6 planned prequels.

Liberals wouldn't make a decent speedbump, playing in traffic.

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Re: A short time ago in a Proglodyte's head far, far away...
« Reply #12 on: December 01, 2014, 07:02:37 AM »
The DUmmies mentions something about conservatives being upset about Lando Calrissian, too. That's the first I've heard about that.

Never heard anything like that.   :bird: Liar.

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4. No, it is because they know good and we'll he won't be any simple stormtrooper but

a probable central character, hero, and perhaps love interest of a precious white flower. They are still sick about Lando but this time may hit closer to home.

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Re: A short time ago in a Proglodyte's head far, far away...
« Reply #13 on: December 01, 2014, 10:41:43 AM »
But according to Episode 2 (The Clone Wars), all Stormtrooper are decedents or replicas of Boba Fett.

This is what happens when you mistake fiction for reality.

True. However it's been over 50 years between episode 2 and 7 and those clones have retired from service. Palpatine, in the process of removing all traces of the Galactic Republic, switched from clones to recruiting normal people and training them for the Stormtrooper Corps. In the show Rebels there's an episode where one of the characters infiltrates the academy on his home planet. There is a black kid that is part of his class. So it's no surprise to me that there are black Stormtroopers in service some 30 years after episode 6.
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Re: A short time ago in a Proglodyte's head far, far away...
« Reply #14 on: December 01, 2014, 11:11:08 AM »
Will the black Stormtroopers hold their blasters sideways?
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« Reply #15 on: December 01, 2014, 11:30:37 AM »
Will the black Stormtroopers hold their blasters sideways?

It wouldn't matter, none of the storm troopers could ever hit anything, anyway.


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« Reply #16 on: December 01, 2014, 12:21:55 PM »
It wouldn't matter, none of the storm troopers could ever hit anything, anyway.



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Re: A short time ago in a Proglodyte's head far, far away...
« Reply #17 on: December 01, 2014, 12:40:03 PM »
Other than libtards does anyone really give two sh!ts what color a stormtrooper is under the armor?


PS: the complaint about Heimdall  being black had more to do with it not being true to the comics and mythology than to racism.
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Re: A short time ago in a Proglodyte's head far, far away...
« Reply #18 on: December 01, 2014, 12:43:16 PM »
Other than libtards does anyone really give two sh!ts what color a stormtrooper is under the armor?


PS: the complaint about Heimdall  being black had more to do with it not being true to the comics and mythology than to racism.

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Re: A short time ago in a Proglodyte's head far, far away...
« Reply #19 on: December 01, 2014, 01:37:48 PM »

     I don't see what the commotion is about. Stormtroopers do nothing but shoot guns and get shot. They never say anything of note, do anything of note,
and their black-clad leaders, who are enamored by the Dark Side, don't seem to give a hoot in hell how many of them are killed so long as they do their elitist bidding.

     Sounds like putting black dudes in the suits is a logical, almost inevitable move.
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Re: A short time ago in a Proglodyte's head far, far away...
« Reply #20 on: December 01, 2014, 02:10:52 PM »
And it all turns out to be (surprise) a totally made-up distraction.  Again.

http://freebeacon.com/blog/there-is-no-black-stormtrooper-controversy/

Isn't it amazing how few reporters actually ask questions nowadays?  It's almost like this is the first time someone made something up for the internet.

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Re: A short time ago in a Proglodyte's head far, far away...
« Reply #21 on: December 01, 2014, 06:04:48 PM »
PS: the complaint about Heimdall  being black had more to do with it not being true to the comics and mythology than to racism.

Everyone loved Samuel L. Jackson as the heretofore Caucasian Nick Fury.

It's weird race never entered the equation.
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Re: A short time ago in a Proglodyte's head far, far away...
« Reply #22 on: December 01, 2014, 06:15:17 PM »
But according to Episode 2 (The Clone Wars), all Stormtrooper are decedents or replicas of Boba Fett.

This is what happens when you mistake fiction for reality.

That is a common misconception.  The clones were proto-storm troopers.  By the time A New Hope rolled around, they were made up of a polyglot of recruits using various means (we can assume everything from signing bonuses to conscription from worlds that "lost" to the Empire).

After the Kaminoans deployed the clones, they "broke the mold" so to speak -- note that Boba Fett left Kamino.

And, given the voting record of Blacks, you can expect then to be lock-step for anyone who gives them stuff (the Empire is the same as the democrat party).


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« Reply #23 on: December 01, 2014, 06:18:40 PM »
Will the black Stormtroopers hold their blasters sideways?

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Re: A short time ago in a Proglodyte's head far, far away...
« Reply #24 on: December 01, 2014, 06:25:54 PM »
Everyone loved Samuel L. Jackson as the heretofore Caucasian Nick Fury.

It's weird race never entered the equation.

I never complained about it, but I did wonder why they did it.  Then I didn't care because he does the character so well.