Which of the two overenormous primitives is most likely to cooperate with franksolich, as a public service for the Good of Humanity, in an attempt to lose weight?
As most know, the big guy was recently advised by his physician that his extra flab is overtaxing his heart, his stomach, his bowels, and his skeletal structure, and so if he doesn’t lose weight--probably about 300 pounds--he’s going to be posting on Skins’s island from a world he’s not currently in.
One doesn’t know if the LynneSin primitive’s been counseled to lose weight, but one assumes she probably has, as that sort of bulk on a woman her height can’t possibly be anything good.
Well, we don’t want anything bad to happen to either of them.
But franksolich has limited time and energy, and can help only one.
The criteria is,
which of the two is most likely to cooperate, most likely to be motivated enough to succeed?
I haven’t thought yet about what the LynneSin primitive might need, to get her down to a slender, svelte Nancy Reaganesque figure, other than that she could probably piss away her dropsy if she cut out all the pharmaceuticals she takes.
I’m no physician, but it looks to me as if she’s one-half water, minimum.
As for the big guy, I’ve worked out a diet and exercise regimen that can’t help but trim him down to franksolich’s size; with a 1,000-calorie-a-day diet and exercise that consumes 6,000 calories a day, giving a net loss of 5,000 calories a day, perhaps by next Christmas, the big guy can be there.
Now, a thousand calories might seem a starvation diet, but it wouldn’t be that bad. The big guy would be weighed every Saturday, and for every pound he’s lost the past week, he’d get to chow down on a mini-taco.
