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Offline franksolich

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primitives discuss how to use toilet plungers
« on: November 28, 2014, 09:58:28 PM »
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Kaleva (13,731 posts)    Fri Nov 28, 2014, 05:18 PM

How to use a toilet plunger

after which a youtube

Might be s little late for this holiday.

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Kali (39,822 posts)   Fri Nov 28, 2014, 05:30 PM

1. not to me

it seems to work better to use the suction action than the pushing. at least at first to dislodge the clog. I have found that you can cause it to burp some nasty water up out of the toilet if the clog is pretty secure - you push hard or fast and bloop, that water splashes back at you in stead of going down. better to push gently and than pull back with more strength.

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Kaleva (13,731 posts)  Fri Nov 28, 2014, 05:38 PM 

2. Back when I was working, I'd put a drop cloth on the floor around the toilet.

As I'd sometimes have to go as fast as I could, for as long as I could and as hard as I could pushing and pulling.
 
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Edit: But in most cases, your method is best as it makes less of a mess.
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Re: primitives discuss how to use toilet plungers
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2014, 10:05:23 PM »
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2. Back when I was working, I'd put a drop cloth on the floor around the toilet.

As I'd sometimes have to go as fast as I could, for as long as I could and as hard as I could pushing and pulling.

For a second there, I thought this primitive was talking about something else, until they got to their third sentence.
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Re: primitives discuss how to use toilet plungers
« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2014, 11:11:08 AM »
I think the next episode is how to use a light switch to turn a light off and on.
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Re: primitives discuss how to use toilet plungers
« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2014, 11:44:35 AM »
To save Gaia and the environment....DUmmies should break arm in several places and then stick arm down the drain.
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Re: primitives discuss how to use toilet plungers
« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2014, 12:27:00 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on November 29, 2014, 11:44:35 AM
To save Gaia and the environment....DUmmies should break arm in several places and then stick arm down the drain.

Yeah, because the toilet plunger will be used in other places . . . :whistling:
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Re: primitives discuss how to use toilet plungers
« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2014, 12:38:52 PM »
On their faces, specifically their mouths, because that's where all the crap is.
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Re: primitives discuss how to use toilet plungers
« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2014, 01:08:10 PM »
I never had much luck with the toilet plunger, but have used a bucket of water dumped quickly into the commode with a lot of success.  If that doesn't work, I just call the plumber that shows up on time and smells good.   :-)

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Re: primitives discuss how to use toilet plungers
« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2014, 01:48:33 PM »
Quote from: ColonelCarrots on November 29, 2014, 12:38:52 PM
On their faces, specifically their mouths, because that's where all the crap is.

I was thinking that DUmmies would be most likely to have to use the plunger to retrieve their trained gerbil.
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Re: primitives discuss how to use toilet plungers
« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2014, 08:30:51 PM »
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Back when I was working.

We are talking way back as in the late 19th century. Generally, the very concept is frowned upon in these modern times.
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Re: primitives discuss how to use toilet plungers
« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2014, 03:29:39 PM »
Quote from: ChuckJ on November 29, 2014, 11:11:08 AM
I think the next episode is how to use a light switch to turn a light off and on.

Nope, too technical for even the most advanced DUmmie brains.

DUmmies shouldn't be trusted with anything sharper than a bowling ball.

As a side, the holes in the ball will keep them entertained for hours.   :naughty:
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