I would like a bouncy on what their ideal harvest celebration would look like. It would have to include some of their favorite concoctions including; kale, tofu, mushrooms, and any unknown and pretentious ingredient that normal people don't eat.
Also, their ideal guest list that should have a least one person from each of their victim classes. Some suggestions would be; a homeless person, a new illegal immigrant, an inner-city misguided youth, a gender confused person, going through transition, a feminist, a gay, a felon or a Club Gitmo candidate.
It should be a most perfect and joyous occasion of humanists coming together as a collective to sing "kum ba yah", smoke a bowl and share with one another their healing white light and gofundme wishes.