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Offline ChuckJ

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Happy Thanksgiving
« on: November 26, 2014, 11:44:00 PM »
Happy Thanksgiving to all of the wonderful people at CC and thanks for all the smiles through the year.

Happy Thanksgiving to all of the hateful, lurking DUers. Thanks for entertaining us and showing that sometimes insanity and stupidity can be funny as hell. Screw you for hating America and all that is good and decent.
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving
« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2014, 11:46:33 PM »
And to the DUmmies: We look forward to your tales of woe from having to spend Thanksgiving with conservative relatives.


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Re: Happy Thanksgiving
« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2014, 11:52:33 PM »
Happy Thanksgiving to all my fellow cavers !
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving
« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2014, 11:59:19 PM »
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone.  May you have a happy day spent with family and loved ones. 

I expect a bountiful crop of unhappy DUmmies to spring forth starting early tomorrow.  We will count your misery among everything else we're thankful for this year.
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving
« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2014, 06:54:52 AM »
Happy Thanksgiving to all my fellow Cavers!  After scraping the rest of the snow that fell yesterday off of the driveway, we'll be going to Thanksgiving Mass at our church (I'm singing in the Combined Choir).  The pastor has said in the past that it's his favorite Mass to say all year, because everyone that's there actually wants to be there, giving thanks.  It 's not a Sunday Mass or other Holy Day of Obligation situation.  We want to be thanking God Almighty on this day.

Then, we'll go to my brother's house, where it will be a typical family gathering--wild, zany, and a lot of fun.
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving
« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2014, 09:17:03 AM »
Happy Thanksgiving to all my fellow Cavers. May your day be blessed.
and to you lurkers out there, Happy Thanksgiving to you as well.

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Re: Happy Thanksgiving
« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2014, 09:35:14 AM »
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone.

Going to have dinner with friends and family....I don't have to cook today   :yahoo:





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Re: Happy Thanksgiving
« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2014, 10:34:01 AM »
Happy Turkey day !! 

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Re: Happy Thanksgiving
« Reply #8 on: November 27, 2014, 11:10:19 AM »
Happy Thanksgiving, DUmmies!

As you give thanks to Obama for your tofurkey, tofu-taters, and tofu pie, be sure to give thanks to the American taxpayers who make your continued existence possible.

You're welcome, assholes.
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving
« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2014, 11:23:39 AM »
Happy Thanksgiving, DUmmies!

As you give thanks to Obama for your tofurkey, tofu-taters, and tofu pie, be sure to give thanks to the American taxpayers who make your continued existence possible.

You're welcome, assholes.

And to the farmer who grew the soybeans for your tofu, who used machines, pesticides, seeds, fertilizer, and diesel fuel, produced in huge factories owned by giant corporations.

To all here ar CC, member and lurker, have a Happy Thanksgiving.  May your day be spent with the people that mean the most to you.

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Re: Happy Thanksgiving
« Reply #10 on: November 27, 2014, 07:37:04 PM »
Timely advice from The Federalist, which the DUmmies will completely ignore:

Everything You Need To Know About Winning A Thanksgiving Argument
By Sean Davis

Don’t start one. That’s how you win.

Don’t be that guy. Don’t ruin Thanksgiving by thinking anyone cares about your stupid political opinions. Don’t con yourself into thinking those stupid talking points you memorized from a site that specializes in Taylor Swift and Kim Kardashian photos will convince anyone with a brain. Don’t pretend that the two years you’ve spent doing nothing at a fancy college make you an expert on anything other than running up massive amounts of student debt for no good reason.

Don’t do it. Just don’t. Whenever you feel the urge to demonstrate how brilliant you are, don’t.

More at: http://thefederalist.com/2014/11/26/everything-you-need-to-know-about-winning-a-thanksgiving-argument/
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving
« Reply #11 on: November 27, 2014, 07:43:07 PM »
Timely advice from The Federalist, which the DUmmies will completely ignore:

Everything You Need To Know About Winning A Thanksgiving Argument
By Sean Davis

Don’t start one. That’s how you win.

Don’t be that guy. Don’t ruin Thanksgiving by thinking anyone cares about your stupid political opinions. Don’t con yourself into thinking those stupid talking points you memorized from a site that specializes in Taylor Swift and Kim Kardashian photos will convince anyone with a brain. Don’t pretend that the two years you’ve spent doing nothing at a fancy college make you an expert on anything other than running up massive amounts of student debt for no good reason.

Don’t do it. Just don’t. Whenever you feel the urge to demonstrate how brilliant you are, don’t.

More at: http://thefederalist.com/2014/11/26/everything-you-need-to-know-about-winning-a-thanksgiving-argument/

Sound advice.

Think any of the DUmmies will follow it?

No.

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Re: Happy Thanksgiving
« Reply #12 on: November 27, 2014, 08:07:08 PM »
I brought up ObamaCare in an innocent way, and everyone agreed that it and Obama sucks.  :-)

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Re: Happy Thanksgiving
« Reply #13 on: November 27, 2014, 08:09:50 PM »
I hope everyone is having a great Thanksgiving.

I suspect a lot of people in Dallas are not as of this moment...
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving
« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2014, 08:33:36 PM »
We're reminded of nutcase nadin's Thanksgiving exclamation, "Goble, goble".

(That be retardant.)

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Re: Happy Thanksgiving
« Reply #15 on: November 27, 2014, 08:52:51 PM »
We're reminded of nutcase nadin's Thanksgiving exclamation, "Goble, goble".

(That be retardant.)



That really be retardant.

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Re: Happy Thanksgiving
« Reply #16 on: November 27, 2014, 09:02:26 PM »
Lonesome George was great.