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Offline zeitgeist

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DUmmy Becomes Citizen
« on: November 22, 2014, 10:11:23 PM »
Great little Lee Greenwood Song in here somewhere.

http://upload.democraticunderground.com/10025853114

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Yesterday, November 21st, I was sworn in as an American Citizen!!!!!


yay me.

Another 'thing' to thank Canada for eh?

Just thought you'd like to know.

I've been quite ill lately and hopefully on a learning road to recovery but this was one thing I wasn't going to postpone.

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kesha
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6. Congratulations!
Maybe there should be a citizenship exchange between Canada and the US. Folks wanting to move to Canada because it's so awfully terrible here in the US could exchange citizenship with a Canadian citizen who wants to move to the United States. That would simplify everything. 


Now maybe a better trade world be to one of the People's Paradise such as Venezuela, Cuba, or, Nrorth Korea. 

I am certain folk there would be willing to volunteer to come here to help a DUmmy out.  Maybe start a GOFUNDME campaign to get the necessary funds??

Think of it "Help Deport a DUmmy" at GOFUNDME!!

And then DFW chimes in.

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8. Welcome!

My wife isn't interested (she has no intention of moving to the States permanently), but our daughters are proud dual citizens, and wouldn't think of giving up either their German citizenship (courtesy of my wife) or their American citizenship (courtesy of me).

We're glad to have your vote. It seems we need every one we can get!


Apparently he isn't getting any. :lol:
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Offline Dori

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Re: DUmmy Becomes Citizen
« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2014, 10:24:31 PM »
Quote from: zeitgeist on November 22, 2014, 10:11:23 PM
Think of it "Help Deport a DUmmy" at GOFUNDME!!


Oh wow....where do I go to contribute  :yahoo:









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Re: DUmmy Becomes Citizen
« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2014, 11:43:59 PM »
She grew up in Scotland, lived in Canada for years, married an American, but what's with this "Kesha" bit? That's not her real name:

https://twitter.com/auntAgonist

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Re: DUmmy Becomes Citizen
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2014, 11:47:13 PM »
Quote from: the county on November 22, 2014, 11:43:59 PM
She grew up in Scotland, lived in Canada for years, married an American, but what's with this "Kesha" bit? That's not her real name:

https://twitter.com/auntAgonist

This is the primitive who's suffered from haemorrhoids since Eisenhower was president--suffered greatly--but's too bashful to let a physician look up in her rectal aperture so he can figure out what to do with them.
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Re: DUmmy Becomes Citizen
« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2014, 10:29:00 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on November 22, 2014, 11:47:13 PM
This is the primitive who's suffered from haemorrhoids since Eisenhower was president--suffered greatly--but's too bashful to let a physician look up in her rectal aperture so he can figure out what to do with them.

So now, since she's suffered with them in Canada, she's decided to move to the USA and BECOME one.
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Re: DUmmy Becomes Citizen
« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2014, 12:29:39 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on November 23, 2014, 10:29:00 AM
So now, since she's suffered with them in Canada, she's decided to move to the USA and BECOME one.

"See the haemorrhoid.  Be the haemorrhoid."

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWH811TcckU[/youtube]
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Re: DUmmy Becomes Citizen
« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2014, 01:29:29 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on November 23, 2014, 12:29:39 PM
"See the haemorrhoid.  Be the haemorrhoid."

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWH811TcckU[/youtube]
Maybe she had to become a U.S. citizen so Medicaid would fix those for free for her......... We still have the best asshole doctors in the world you know.
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Re: DUmmy Becomes Citizen
« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2014, 07:37:18 PM »
And Canucks come here all the time to avail themselves of their services (DUmmies might be surprised to learn Canadians who want to get treatment have <gasp> private insurance!)
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