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Offline Mary Ann

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I can think of a few more reasons, Dorkio
« on: November 21, 2014, 02:51:56 PM »
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Three reasons why I'd never be President of the United States...

3. I think that the job is way more trouble than its worth.

2. I'm not even remotely religious.

1. Would never get any work done, because I would spend entirely too much time telling mother****ers to kiss my ass.
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Re: I can think of a few more reasons, Dorkio
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2014, 02:54:48 PM »
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Re: I can think of a few more reasons, Dorkio
« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2014, 03:21:48 PM »
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Three reasons why I'd never be President of the United States...

3. I think that the job is way more trouble than its worth.

2. I'm not even remotely religious.

1. Would never get any work done, because I would spend entirely too much time telling mother****ers to kiss my ass.

Sounds just like Obama.

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Re: I can think of a few more reasons, Dorkio
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2014, 04:42:35 PM »
Fourth reason: MrsCorpio isn't smart enough to be president.....not even of his neighborhood association or of the annual local Red Cross fund drive.
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Re: I can think of a few more reasons, Dorkio
« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2014, 05:02:06 PM »
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Three reasons why I'd never be President of the United States...

Because all the white people in the country would have an irrational fear of him?

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I'll never forget the look in their eyes, they were terrified of me...
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What a putz.
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Re: I can think of a few more reasons, Dorkio
« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2014, 06:31:56 PM »
Quote from: Dori on November 21, 2014, 03:21:48 PM
Sounds just like Obama.

No kidding.  We already have one petulant, lefty racist in the White House, why would we ever need another?
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Re: I can think of a few more reasons, Dorkio
« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2014, 08:54:10 PM »
Relax, Dorkio, I don't think there's any chance you'll be asked...especially not by anyone who already knows you.
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Re: I can think of a few more reasons, Dorkio
« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2014, 08:56:24 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on November 21, 2014, 08:54:10 PM
Relax, Dorkio, I don't think there's any chance you'll be asked...especially not by anyone who already knows you.

We should invite him. The neck beard could be his vice.
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Re: I can think of a few more reasons, Dorkio
« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2014, 09:21:46 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on November 21, 2014, 04:42:35 PM
Fourth reason: MrsCorpio isn't smart enough to be president.....not even of his neighborhood association or of the annual local Red Cross fund drive.

I think MrsCorpio could be the head of something. I mean, all he has now is that misshapen blob on his shoulders.
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Re: I can think of a few more reasons, Dorkio
« Reply #9 on: November 22, 2014, 10:39:43 AM »
Quote from: tanstaafl on November 22, 2014, 09:21:46 AM
I think MrsCorpio could be the head of something. I mean, all he has now is that misshapen blob on his shoulders.

Why do you suppose it is, though, that the dumbest people seem to have the most inflated notion of their intelligence?
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Re: I can think of a few more reasons, Dorkio
« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2014, 11:00:12 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on November 22, 2014, 10:39:43 AM
Why do you suppose it is, though, that the dumbest people seem to have the most inflated notion of their intelligence?

Their impaired mental function extends to their self-perception.
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Re: I can think of a few more reasons, Dorkio
« Reply #11 on: November 22, 2014, 12:52:01 PM »
Why should he be President? He is loco.  :mental:
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Re: I can think of a few more reasons, Dorkio
« Reply #12 on: November 22, 2014, 01:41:10 PM »
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5. I've are far too much Acid
 
To make it through the media witch hunt electable.

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Moostache (1,881 posts)

10. Amen, the problem with our current politics writ large.

I would be in the media constantly for pimp-slapping Boehner and McConnell while screaming "WHO'S YOUR DADDY NOW!!!" and flying the double bird salute at the reporters on the scene.

Come to think of it....that just MIGHT be worth getting into the muck of the political slime....Moostache '16 .... Fear the 'stache!!! GOP FEAR IT!!!

What a colossal douchebag.



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Re: I can think of a few more reasons, Dorkio
« Reply #13 on: November 22, 2014, 01:47:25 PM »
A bunch of DUmmies running for President.  I imagine it would look something like this.

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Re: I can think of a few more reasons, Dorkio
« Reply #14 on: November 22, 2014, 06:59:16 PM »
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I'll never forget the look in their eyes, they were terrified of me...

There I was surrounded, out of ammo and asshole deep in spent brass and grenade pins.  A poor Native American relative to a famous boxer (which I can prove with Photoshop  :naughty: ) and pondering all of the slave abuse I suffered in the 80's.....

 :bird:  Pound it, Mrs. Corpio.
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Re: I can think of a few more reasons, Dorkio
« Reply #15 on: November 22, 2014, 11:52:21 PM »
Quote from: 98ZJUSMC on November 22, 2014, 06:59:16 PM
There I was surrounded, out of ammo and asshole deep in spent brass and grenade pins.  A poor Native American relative to a famous boxer (which I can prove with Photoshop  :naughty: ) and pondering all of the slave abuse I suffered in the 80's.....

 :bird:  Pound it, Mrs. Corpio.

We always used to add to "knee deep in hand grenade pins"...pocket full of nickels, no coke machine in sight.
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Re: I can think of a few more reasons, Dorkio
« Reply #16 on: November 24, 2014, 05:47:53 AM »
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Three reasons why I'd never be President of the United States...

1) You could never get a security clearance.

2) You lack even the remotest concepts of American History and government aand how they made America great.

3) You're not smart enough for the job...and that's saying something given some of the slow blinkers we've had hold that office.
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Re: I can think of a few more reasons, Dorkio
« Reply #17 on: November 24, 2014, 05:55:12 AM »
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I'll never forget the look in their eyes, they were terrified of me...

You're a Progressive and on top of it you're a DUmmy...no one is scared of you.
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Re: I can think of a few more reasons, Dorkio
« Reply #18 on: November 24, 2014, 12:06:14 PM »
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Three reasons why I'd never be President of the United States...

3. I think that the job is way more trouble than its worth.

2. I'm not even remotely religious.

1. Would never get any work done, because I would spend entirely too much time telling mother****ers to kiss my ass.

Such as waste of talent.  :-)
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Re: I can think of a few more reasons, Dorkio
« Reply #19 on: November 24, 2014, 01:23:59 PM »
Quote from: txradioguy on November 24, 2014, 05:47:53 AM
1) You could never get a security clearance.

2) You lack even the remotest concepts of American History and government aand how they made America great.

3) You're not smart enough for the job...and that's saying something given some of the slow blinkers we've had hold that office.

All three of those could apply to Obama, and it didn't stop him.  :rant:
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