"Amnesty"
(to the tune of Billy Joel's Honesty)
SUNG BY A CHOIR OF ILLEGAL ALIENS TO PRESIDENT OBAMA:
If you use your phone and pen,
It isn't hard to act.
You don’t need the votes you lack to win.
Cause if we wait for lawfulness,
We might just as well give up.
Duck Congress is just a little sin.
Amnesty is such a lovely word,
Even if it’s so untrue.
Amnesty is patently absurd,
But mostly what we need from you.
We don’t want Republicans,
Who do not sympathize,
And then say illegals have to leave.
We’d rather want Obama’s face,
To tell more pretty lies.
All we want is someone who deceives.
Amnesty is such a lovely word,
Even if its so untrue.
Amnesty is patently absurd,
But mostly what we need from you.
Obama’s our amigo.
Obama is our friend.
We can have security,
Until the bitter end.
Nobody can deport us.
We promise not again.
You know, (you know) you know, whoa whoa whoa.
When we've got jobs instead of them,
Don’t be too concerned.
We’ll vote Democratic when your gone.
So when we’re seeking amnesty,
Tell us where else can we turn?
Cause you're the one that we depend upon.
Amnesty is such a lonely word,
Even if it’s so untrue.
Amnesty is patently absurd,
And mostly what I need from you.
