ChisolmTrailDem
I had to attend a social event with my fiance's dad and his wife on Saturday night and got a preview of what my first Thanksgiving with them will be like. I warned my fiance that I would be prepared for their BS on Turkey Day and she is begging me to stow it.
And now, a special message for the chisolmtrail primitive: Listen close, you DUmb mother****er.
Your
fiancee' (spell it right next time, shitweasel) has 100% of the ***** in your relationship. If you piss her off, then guess what? She won't share it with you.
If you act like a typical DUmmy on Thanksgiving Day, you'll piss off your
fiancee'. You'll be jerking off until Christmas dinner, by which time you
should have learned to have some ****ing manners. If you still act like a DUmbass, you'll be jerking off 'til Che ****ing Guevera's Birthday, whenever the hell that is.
If you try to go all William Rivers Pitt on her family, then guess what you'll have on the day after Thanksgiving: leftover green bean casserole and no more girlfriend. Is that what you want, asshole?
Grow the **** up. Big Dog Out.