The truth:
KentuckyWoman works in a Louisville whorehouse. Her regular Saturday night thing, a Teamster from Cleveland, got tired of her scabby, flabby old ass and asked for some fresh trim- and he wanted Asian.
She said that she's a union hooker, and has seniority, so he had to honor that.
The john told her to **** off. She threw an ashtray at him, so he left and went to a Chinese handjob shop instead. Her pimp beat the shit out of her for driving away business.
She tells that story as "firing a 1%er client" for "outsourcing to China".