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Offline Tess Anderson

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DUmmies talk about their life spans
« on: November 15, 2014, 03:51:34 PM »
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How much time do you have left on Earth?


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The time you have left on Earth is:58 years and 3 months

If that is right, the doctors are wrong. I still trust the docs.

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1. 42 years, 2 months!


Meaning I'll just miss turning 100!

I'm fine with that!

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10. YAY, I'll live to be over 100!


75 years and 9 months

He is under thirty and weighs a ton.
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Re: DUmmies talk about their life spans
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2014, 04:33:38 PM »
DUmmies lie, all the time. They even lie when they fill out surveys about their health and habits.

I wouldn't give one of those 'tards odds that they'll live through the weekend.

Come on, Amber- you are 5"-4 and 250 pounds, and you smuggle Mexican heroin across the border in your  vagina. How do you think that affects your longevity?
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Re: DUmmies talk about their life spans
« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2014, 04:53:36 PM »
Okay, I took the test, using the "average" primitive statistics for the answers.

I think we can all agree that the big guy in Bellevue, Amber, Skippy, the Odin2005 primitive, the Bostonian Drunkard, the DFW primitive, nadin, the fizzy one, BainsBane, NJCher, &c., &c., &c., are pretty much typical of the primitives; I used the "average" of fourteen of them.



One can always hope.

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Re: DUmmies talk about their life spans
« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2014, 06:53:33 PM »
I don't need no stinking test....I got from now until I die left on this earth.
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Re: DUmmies talk about their life spans
« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2014, 06:55:32 PM »
I hope the Big Guy takes the quiz and shares.
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Re: DUmmies talk about their life spans
« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2014, 08:06:11 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on November 15, 2014, 04:53:36 PM
Okay, I took the test, using the "average" primitive statistics for the answers.

I think we can all agree that the big guy in Bellevue, Amber, Skippy, the Odin2005 primitive, the Bostonian Drunkard, the DFW primitive, nadin, the fizzy one, BainsBane, NJCher, &c., &c., &c., are pretty much typical of the primitives; I used the "average" of fourteen of them.



One can always hope.

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Re: DUmmies talk about their life spans
« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2014, 08:09:16 PM »
Quote from: 98ZJUSMC on November 15, 2014, 08:06:11 PM
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :hi5:

Hey, I did that honestly.

I "averaged" out what would be the honest responses of the aforementioned primitives and four lumpenunterprimitiven, this is is what it gave me.
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Re: DUmmies talk about their life spans
« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2014, 08:17:21 PM »
Given their memorial thread over there they don't that last long. At least not as long as the average human being.
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Re: DUmmies talk about their life spans
« Reply #8 on: November 15, 2014, 08:17:49 PM »
Libs love to play God.

No man should know the day of their demise.

For so many it will be like a thief in the night.
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Re: DUmmies talk about their life spans
« Reply #9 on: November 15, 2014, 08:18:59 PM »
Quote from: Fourwinds on November 15, 2014, 08:17:21 PM
Given their memorial thread over there they do that last long. At least not as long as the average human being.

And considering that many primitives spring loose of this mortal coil without the other primitives even noticing, their mortality rate's higher than what the memorial thread notes.
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Re: DUmmies talk about their life spans
« Reply #10 on: November 15, 2014, 08:47:55 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on November 15, 2014, 08:17:49 PM
Libs love to play God.

No man should know the day of their demise.

For so many it will be like a thief in the night.

I'm always dubious of primitives self-reporting "results."

In fact, I'm even dubious of the primitives' ability to answer the questions honestly.

For example, if "weight" were asked, I'm sure the Odin2005 primitive would allege himself to be a svelte 150 pounds rather than three times that much, or that the Bostonian Drunkard would allege he's a "three cans of beer a week" drinker.

So always best that franksolich answer the questions for them.
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Re: DUmmies talk about their life spans
« Reply #11 on: November 15, 2014, 09:18:57 PM »
Another useless Internet test.  I took it twice with different answers each time and got the same result.

56 years and 2 months

The DUmmies better save their dollars.  They're going to need them.
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Re: DUmmies talk about their life spans
« Reply #12 on: November 15, 2014, 09:35:34 PM »
That is the dumbest test I've ever seen.

It asks not one question about your health, outside of how much alcohol you consume or how often you eat fast food.












 
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Re: DUmmies talk about their life spans
« Reply #13 on: November 15, 2014, 09:38:22 PM »
Quote from: Dori on November 15, 2014, 09:35:34 PM
That is the dumbest test I've ever seen.

It asks not one question about your health, outside of how much alcohol you consume or how often you eat fast food.
Or your age.  I was given two ranges, 30-40 or 40-50.  Being on the early side of 40, I picked the first one both times.

I changed the age range and got this:

47 years and 7 months
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Re: DUmmies talk about their life spans
« Reply #14 on: November 15, 2014, 09:52:38 PM »
Let's be honest, they're already dead inside.
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Re: DUmmies talk about their life spans
« Reply #15 on: November 16, 2014, 04:00:51 PM »
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How much time do you have left on Earth?


http://bitecharge.com/play/timeleft

This is what this thing said about me-
The time you have left on Earth is:58 years and 3 months

If that is right, the doctors are wrong. I still trust the docs.

Does the line about trusting the doctors mean that she's decide to invent a terminal condition too?
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Re: DUmmies talk about their life spans
« Reply #16 on: November 16, 2014, 04:02:30 PM »
There is only thing about DUmbass lifespans that disappoint me. They're not over quickly enough.
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Re: DUmmies talk about their life spans
« Reply #17 on: November 16, 2014, 04:16:47 PM »
Quote from: Zathras on November 16, 2014, 04:02:30 PM
There is only thing about DUmbass lifespans that disappoint me. They're not over quickly enough.

What would a lib say if they had to choose between a long life as a conservative, or a very short one as a lib ?
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Re: DUmmies talk about their life spans
« Reply #18 on: November 16, 2014, 04:45:25 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on November 16, 2014, 04:16:47 PM
What would a lib say if they had to choose between a long life as a conservative, or a very short one as a lib ?

I think that if 'drugs' were involved, it would change the calculus a bit.
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Re: DUmmies talk about their life spans
« Reply #19 on: November 17, 2014, 02:35:29 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on November 15, 2014, 04:33:38 PM

Come on, Amber- you are 5"-4 and 250 pounds, and you smuggle Mexican heroin across the border in your  vagina. How do you think that affects your longevity?

Well, I've no idea how long I'll live, but if I keep reading BD's posts, I will remain svelte. (Yikes, dude!!  :-) )
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Re: DUmmies talk about their life spans
« Reply #20 on: November 17, 2014, 02:44:44 PM »
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    10. YAY, I'll live to be over 100!


    75 years and 9 months


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Re: DUmmies talk about their life spans
« Reply #21 on: November 17, 2014, 03:13:01 PM »
fat rolls aren't the same thing as tree rings...
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Re: DUmmies talk about their life spans
« Reply #22 on: November 17, 2014, 07:58:55 PM »
Quote from: Zathras on November 16, 2014, 04:02:30 PM
There is only thing about DUmbass lifespans that disappoint me. They're not over quickly enough.

I agree.

Any DUmmie that makes it out of the womb alive will live too long by any measure.
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Re: DUmmies talk about their life spans
« Reply #23 on: November 17, 2014, 08:45:07 PM »
Why are the DUmmies so happy about living so long?  I mean they all talk about how miserable their lives are so I think being a long life would be more depressing.

OTOH, they are probably gleeful that they will continue to leech off others for so long.
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« Reply #24 on: November 18, 2014, 02:28:58 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on November 17, 2014, 08:45:07 PM
Why are the DUmmies so happy about living so long?  I mean they all talk about how miserable their lives are so I think being a long life would be more depressing.

OTOH, they are probably gleeful that they will continue to leech off others for so long.

That's it, and we all know people like that in real life, too.

Their only ambition in life is to suck off other people.
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