Lurking DUmmies, this could be the greatest Thanksgiving in DU history

[BannedFromDU]

I am nearly licking my lips in anticipation. We have:

• The historic loss last week that they're still butthurt about and will be reminded of by RW relatives;
• The ongoing fecklessness of 0chuckles and discussions thereof with RW relations;
• The reality that 0losercare is about to be dismantled by the SCOTUS;
• More people working on Thanksgiving, which has somehow become holy to DUmmies;
• Black Friday shopping, which sticks in the DUmmies' craws more every year.

That's just off the top of my head. There'll be arguments at the table, conversion bouncies, impassioned monologue bouncies, ridicule of people daring to shop,
a few tenesmic TMN howls, and so on. I recall that 2004 was a gas, but this one will almost certainly surpass it. Makes me wish I supped with a DUmmy sometimes.

Can you guys please not let us down? Your Thanksgiving follies sustain me when I am too lazy to re-watch the Three Stooges.

[BattleHymn]

I was minding my business the other day at work, and the resident moonbat tried to spring on me some of the same shit we've been reading about in the election threads at the DUmp.  I dispatched him as best I could, time allotting.  He was shaking, and his head was so red before we were done, I thought it was going to pop. 

A day later, my moonbat inlaws, after several years of no Thanksgivings spent at their house (due to their "We won" attitude they foisted on their guests), decided to try to invite us over this year.  No dice.  I can smell that rat a mile away, and I try to keep some modicum of respect out there for them, since they are my inlaws.

My two anecdotes lead me to believe it's coming, BFDU.   They're seething with rage, and plan on taking it out on their poor unsuspecting conservative and non-affiliated relatives, since we took it out on them at the polls.  I can't wait to hear about all of the new disownings come the day after Thanskgiving. 

[dixierose]

With the number of DUmnmies that have disowned their families....it's a wonder we still have these bouncies.

[Mr Mannn]

With the number of DUmnmies that have disowned their families....it's a wonder we still have these bouncies.

Hi5. Believe me, a bouncy is as close as some of the DUmmies will ever come to a free turkey dinner.

[Carl]

With the number of DUmnmies that have disowned their families....it's a wonder we still have these bouncies.

As small children we all dreamed of being Superman or Wonder Woman,the hero,the guy that wins the World Series with a grand slam home run.

DUmbasses in their waning years have their bouncies still.

[Dori]

  I can't wait to hear about all of the new disownings come the day after Thanskgiving. 

That's the one I like too.  Pass the popcorn..

[BattleHymn]

That's the one I like too.  Pass the popcorn..

Here, here.   

Primitives, here are some warm-up threads to get your minds prepared for the task at hand:




"Stick it to your freeper relatives this year! Tell your story here." 

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:4JG_uW169e8J:www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php%3Faz%3Dview_all%26address%3D104x5446452+&cd=19&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us


"How many of you are dreading Thanksgiving with RW relatives?"

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:B8ZakIG931sJ:www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php%3Faz%3Dview_all%26address%3D389x9584648+&cd=3&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us


"Who here has De-Freeped their usual Thanksgiving guest list?" 

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:eYWazC5o-O0J:www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php%3Faz%3Dview_all%26address%3D105x2072887+&cd=6&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us


"Didn't eat at my relatives for Thanksgiving because of politics"

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:pHegkMiKNpwJ:www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php%3Faz%3Dview_all%26address%3D389x4546974+&cd=5&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us

[franksolich]

Here, here.   

Primitives, here are some warm-up threads to get your minds prepared for the task at hand:

Damn, those are funny, well worth clicking on the links.

[BattleHymn]

Damn, those are funny, well worth clicking on the links.

My favorite is the very first sentence in the very first link:

   
Last year, in the wake of the stolen election, many of us with gloating freeper relatives had singularly miserable experiences at Thanksgiving. This year, the opporunity is ours to return the favor to some degree, if that's your style.

Indeed.   

[BannedFromDU]

     Oh, and I forgot to add the most important new topic of discussion, viz., Officer Darren Wilson will likely not be indicted for doing his duty/public service in Ferguson.

     The pumpkin pie will surely fly over THAT one. 

[fatboy]

Another year where we have to take a pass on some yummy tofu turkey? Such a bitter pill to swallow!