It's always funny watching them try and sell this bullshit to each other. 
Kindda reminds me of a joke....racist maybe but that's OK because it's about 2 joooos.
So they stripped down 2 Jooos to buck naked, gave one an overcoat and threw both of them in a dry well. A month later they came back and took the 2 Joooos out. They both came out millionaires trading the overcoat back and forth between themselves.
Now, same joke but with 2 DUmmies.
So they stripped down 2 DUmmies to buck naked, gave one an overcoat and threw both in a dry well. Well, right away the DUmmies start fussing, one has an overcoat and the other one doesn't. One thinks he deserves an overcoat too and if not a whole overcoat at least part of the overcoat the other one has. They rip the coat in half and now both has a half but each thinks he deserves a whole overcoat and they fight over the halves until the halves are ripped to threads. Now neither one has even a half of an overcoat but are still mad that each has some pieces left. So they start digging the dry well deeper and wrapping chunks of dirt and rocks with threads and pieces of the other ones overcoat and throwing them out of the well.
Well, after a month had passed they came back to take the DUmmies out of the dry well. They found the well was deeper now with water in it but the DUmmies had drowned and polluted the water.