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Who Cares About Anything When Pepsi Is Testing a Doritos-Flavored Mountain Dew?
« on: November 10, 2014, 09:25:06 AM »
I suppose it'll be a big hit at the DUmp . . . From The Daily Sheeple.

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Who Cares About Anything When Pepsi Is Testing a Doritos-Flavored Mountain Dew?

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Re: Who Cares About Anything When Pepsi Is Testing a Doritos-Flavored Mountain Dew?
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2014, 10:37:00 AM »
Umm, no. No, thanks. No.

You'd have to be stoned off your ass in order for this to sound appetizing. :puke:
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Re: Who Cares About Anything When Pepsi Is Testing a Doritos-Flavored Mountain Dew?
« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2014, 11:21:45 AM »
"I want Doritos but I'm too high to chew."
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Re: Who Cares About Anything When Pepsi Is Testing a Doritos-Flavored Mountain Dew?
« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2014, 12:06:32 PM »
My son told me this last night. I thought he was joking. It sounds nasty. I love Mt Dew; but just the original....the new flavors don't do it for me.
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Re: Who Cares About Anything When Pepsi Is Testing a Doritos-Flavored Mountain Dew?
« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2014, 12:35:02 PM »
But is it crunchy?
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Re: Who Cares About Anything When Pepsi Is Testing a Doritos-Flavored Mountain Dew?
« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2014, 11:02:52 PM »
YUCK!
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Re: Who Cares About Anything When Pepsi Is Testing a Doritos-Flavored Mountain Dew?
« Reply #6 on: November 11, 2014, 03:58:06 PM »
Will it be sold at Taco Bell?  :o
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Re: Who Cares About Anything When Pepsi Is Testing a Doritos-Flavored Mountain Dew?
« Reply #7 on: November 11, 2014, 04:00:37 PM »
Quote from: njpines on November 11, 2014, 03:58:06 PM
Will it be sold at Taco Bell?  :o

Pretty sure that they are owned by the same company, so it makes sense.
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Re: Who Cares About Anything When Pepsi Is Testing a Doritos-Flavored Mountain Dew?
« Reply #8 on: November 11, 2014, 04:09:55 PM »
Quote from: njpines on November 11, 2014, 03:58:06 PM
Will it be sold at Taco Bell?  :o

Taco Bell has the Baja Blast Mt Dew. My son loves that flavor. You can only get it there, though. I haven't seen it in any stores.
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