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Offline Mr Mannn

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OK. Now that we've won, when do we round up the DUmmies in FEMA camps?
« on: November 06, 2014, 07:23:06 PM »
I forget...is it before or after the impeachment?
There is a timeline in my Koch bros email, but I must have lost it.

We need to Impeach the Pres.
Round up all the libs into reeducation camps.
Install a Christian theocracy
Replace Obama appointees to the Supreme Cort with Darrell Wilson and Rush Limbaugh.
Give Libs who fail reeducation the old Bill Ayers treatment.
Dig up Teddy Kennedy and dump his ass in the Chappaquiddick.
Add Ronald Regan to Mt Rushmore.

I know there are a few other things...but dang it all, I cannot remember
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Re: OK. Now that we've won, when do we round up the DUmmies in FEMA camps?
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2014, 07:25:27 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on November 06, 2014, 07:23:06 PM
I forget...is it before or after the impeachment?
There is a timeline in my Koch bros email, but I must have lost it.

We need to Impeach the Pres.
Round up all the libs into reeducation camps.
Install a Christian theocracy
Replace Obama appointees to the Supreme Cort with Darrell Wilson and Rush Limbaugh.
Give Libs who fail reeducation the old Bill Ayers treatment.
Dig up Teddy Kennedy and dump his ass in the Chappaquiddick.
Add Ronald Regan to Mt Rushmore.

I know there are a few other things...but dang it all, I cannot remember

Ya know, if you'd actually do the crypto successions as the VRWC messages direct to, you'd have all of this memorized. :tongue: :whistling: :rant:
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Re: OK. Now that we've won, when do we round up the DUmmies in FEMA camps?
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2014, 07:27:48 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on November 06, 2014, 07:23:06 PM
I forget...is it before or after the impeachment?
There is a timeline in my Koch bros email, but I must have lost it.

We need to Impeach the Pres.
Round up all the libs into reeducation camps.
Install a Christian theocracy
Replace Obama appointees to the Supreme Cort with Darrell Wilson and Rush Limbaugh.
Give Libs who fail reeducation the old Bill Ayers treatment.
Dig up Teddy Kennedy and dump his ass in the Chappaquiddick.
Add Ronald Regan to Mt Rushmore.

I know there are a few other things...but dang it all, I cannot remember
What is the best environmentally friendly way to get rid of the DUmb DUmmies who fail? See, I'm concerned about the environment.
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Re: OK. Now that we've won, when do we round up the DUmmies in FEMA camps?
« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2014, 07:30:32 PM »
What about all the Haliburton/Walmart/Target we built back in the 2000's? 

Can we FINALLY use them NOW?  Please!
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Re: OK. Now that we've won, when do we round up the DUmmies in FEMA camps?
« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2014, 07:34:02 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on November 06, 2014, 07:27:48 PM
What is the best environmentally friendly way to get rid of the DUmb DUmmies who fail? See, I'm concerned about the environment.

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Re: OK. Now that we've won, when do we round up the DUmmies in FEMA camps?
« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2014, 07:34:33 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on November 06, 2014, 07:25:27 PM
Ya know, if you'd actually do the crypto successions as the VRWC messages direct to, you'd have all of this memorized. :tongue: :whistling: :rant:
oops. (looks all sheepish) I was distracted by the Nov 5th gloat.
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Re: OK. Now that we've won, when do we round up the DUmmies in FEMA camps?
« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2014, 07:35:38 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on November 06, 2014, 07:27:48 PM
What is the best environmentally friendly way to get rid of the DUmb DUmmies who fail? See, I'm concerned about the environment.

Can't drop them in the ocean... dirty water.
Can't burn them, contaminated air.
Can't bury them, contaminated soil.

I'd say shoot them into the sun but then it might go nova.  Maybe cut them up and feed them to Kim Jong Un. I heard he will eat anything.   :tongue:
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Re: OK. Now that we've won, when do we round up the DUmmies in FEMA camps?
« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2014, 07:36:49 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on November 06, 2014, 07:23:06 PM

Add Ronald Regan to Mt Rushmore.


Ahh, yes.  Remember the halcyon days of the primitives on the island, when they were demanding that Obumble's head be added to Rushmore? 

What gives, primitives?  What happened?   :popcorn:
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Re: OK. Now that we've won, when do we round up the DUmmies in FEMA camps?
« Reply #8 on: November 06, 2014, 07:38:12 PM »
That's in Phase Vb.  The actual date projections are, of course, classified.

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Re: OK. Now that we've won, when do we round up the DUmmies in FEMA camps?
« Reply #9 on: November 06, 2014, 08:20:51 PM »
So much for OPSEC...

Guess we'll have to move the date up.
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Re: OK. Now that we've won, when do we round up the DUmmies in FEMA camps?
« Reply #10 on: November 06, 2014, 08:46:24 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on November 06, 2014, 07:34:02 PM
As I always say, worms gotta eat, same as carp.

So do sharks
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Re: OK. Now that we've won, when do we round up the DUmmies in FEMA camps?
« Reply #11 on: November 06, 2014, 09:34:43 PM »
Screw the camps.

Let's run 'em off a cliff like the Indians used to do to the buffalo.
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Re: OK. Now that we've won, when do we round up the DUmmies in FEMA camps?
« Reply #12 on: November 06, 2014, 09:52:49 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on November 06, 2014, 09:34:43 PM
Screw the camps.

Let's run 'em off a cliff like the Indians used to do to the buffalo.

My sentiments exactly.

Really.
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Re: OK. Now that we've won, when do we round up the DUmmies in FEMA camps?
« Reply #13 on: November 06, 2014, 09:56:25 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on November 06, 2014, 09:34:43 PM
Screw the camps.

Let's run 'em off a cliff like the Indians used to do to the buffalo.

I'd rather not ruin the scenery.  Can't we just pen them up in Deeeetroit, or something?
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Re: OK. Now that we've won, when do we round up the DUmmies in FEMA camps?
« Reply #14 on: November 06, 2014, 10:06:07 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on November 06, 2014, 07:27:48 PM
What is the best environmentally friendly way to get rid of the DUmb DUmmies who fail? See, I'm concerned about the environment.

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Re: OK. Now that we've won, when do we round up the DUmmies in FEMA camps?
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Re: OK. Now that we've won, when do we round up the DUmmies in FEMA camps?
« Reply #16 on: November 06, 2014, 10:12:22 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on November 06, 2014, 09:56:25 PM
I'd rather not ruin the scenery.  Can't we just pen them up in Deeeetroit, or something?

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Re: OK. Now that we've won, when do we round up the DUmmies in FEMA camps?
« Reply #17 on: November 06, 2014, 11:39:14 PM »
Meanwhile, the beatings shall continue as scheduled until morale improves or the VRWC camps are built.
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Re: OK. Now that we've won, when do we round up the DUmmies in FEMA camps?
« Reply #18 on: November 06, 2014, 11:46:24 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on November 06, 2014, 11:39:14 PM
Meanwhile, the beatings shall continue as scheduled until morale improves or the VRWC camps are built.


     Call me old fashioned, but I like them right where they are. Making up bullshit stories, seeing conspiracy around every corner, getting into scraps with each other,
overestimating their value, and so on. It's kind of like the flavor of wild salmon vs farmed salmon: the wild gets fatter and tastier because it knows it has a long swim ahead of it.
The farmed salmon tastes...farmed. Leave them in their natural environment, where we can see their failures and shortcomings. My .02, anyway.

     On second thought, **** it, toss them all in a camp and put Red Dawn on a loop.
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Re: OK. Now that we've won, when do we round up the DUmmies in FEMA camps?
« Reply #19 on: November 06, 2014, 11:50:03 PM »
Just nuke them or use them as human shields against Jihadists.  :fuelfire: :lmao:
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Re: OK. Now that we've won, when do we round up the DUmmies in FEMA camps?
« Reply #20 on: November 07, 2014, 05:13:28 AM »
Quote from: 98ZJUSMC on November 06, 2014, 10:06:07 PM


And, pray tell, where the Hell are you going to put that slop? . . .


Oh!  Detroit!
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Re: OK. Now that we've won, when do we round up the DUmmies in FEMA camps?
« Reply #21 on: November 07, 2014, 06:32:38 AM »
Quote from: 98ZJUSMC on November 06, 2014, 10:06:07 PM

That gives me an idea.....we grind them into a pulp and then inject them deep underground along with CO2 emissions from coal fired electric generating plants.....after a few years underground it all comes back as oil.....hey, it's a renewable energy source.
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Re: OK. Now that we've won, when do we round up the DUmmies in FEMA camps?
« Reply #22 on: November 07, 2014, 08:18:48 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on November 07, 2014, 06:32:38 AM
That gives me an idea.....we grind them into a pulp and then inject them deep underground along with CO2 emissions from coal fired electric generating plants.....after a few years underground it all comes back as oil.....hey, it's a renewable energy source.

You might be onto something! :whistling:
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Re: OK. Now that we've won, when do we round up the DUmmies in FEMA camps?
« Reply #23 on: November 07, 2014, 06:43:44 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on November 07, 2014, 08:18:48 AM
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