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Re: Pitt already melting down (2:37 CT), tells God to f*ck off
« Reply #25 on: November 04, 2014, 06:51:46 PM »
As usual, it's all about Pitt!

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Re: Pitt already melting down (2:37 CT), tells God to f*ck off
« Reply #26 on: November 04, 2014, 07:11:23 PM »
NU had a good one there.  Thanks to Snugs for capturing it.
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Re: Pitt already melting down (2:37 CT), tells God to f*ck off
« Reply #27 on: November 04, 2014, 08:01:47 PM »
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Dear God:

OK, you feckless ****, listen up. I am about to walk out the door, get in my car, drive down to the community center, and cast MY THIRD VOTE AGAINST SCOTT BROWN IN FOUR YEARS IN TWO STATES.

Am I the only one who started reading this and thought he was going to say "and cast my third vote in this election"?
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Re: Pitt already melting down (2:37 CT), tells God to f*ck off
« Reply #28 on: November 04, 2014, 08:19:26 PM »
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39. This thread is so childish --

Lena Dunham would touch it inappropriately.

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46. OK

I peed a little.

Funny that NU would put it quite that way, considering the PittStain has his own history of touching children inappropriately.

Damn shame about that promising substitute teaching career of yours, wee Willy... :thatsright: 
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Re: Pitt already melting down (2:37 CT), tells God to f*ck off
« Reply #29 on: November 04, 2014, 08:24:56 PM »
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and now I have to vote against him AGAIN after enduring a THIRD session of OMG SCOTT BROWN IS SO AWESOME YOU GUYS commercials running wall to wall on every station until they invaded my sleep.


Clearly bouncy in nature. Commecials, even political ones, do not "invade the sleep" of those who are passed out.


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Re: Pitt already melting down (2:37 CT), tells God to f*ck off
« Reply #30 on: November 04, 2014, 08:30:32 PM »
I got plenty of butthurt cream on standby.
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Re: Pitt already melting down (2:37 CT), tells God to f*ck off
« Reply #31 on: November 04, 2014, 11:22:15 PM »
 Why is Pitt angry at God?

Drunken ass makes no sense.
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