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Pitt already melting down (2:37 CT), tells God to f*ck off
« on: November 04, 2014, 03:47:00 PM »
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An Open Letter to God


Dear God:

OK, you feckless ****, listen up. I am about to walk out the door, get in my car, drive down to the community center, and cast MY THIRD VOTE AGAINST SCOTT BROWN IN FOUR YEARS IN TWO STATES. I consider my requirement to do this a hate crime, because You clearly hate me; I had to deal with two back-to-back elections with this assburger in Massachusetts, and then I moved to New Hampshire, and that fart in the wind of history followed me, and now I have to vote against him AGAIN after enduring a THIRD session of OMG SCOTT BROWN IS SO AWESOME YOU GUYS commercials running wall to wall on every station until they invaded my sleep.

**** you, God. If this was Your Big Plan, I intend to thwart it. I am so totally going to vote against this dickhead, and You can't stop me. Throw a tree in the road, have a deer try to eat my face, send wolves who shoot bees out of their noses to gnaw my bones: nope. With my vote, I will be a splinter in the stake that will FINALLY be driven through the heart of this wretched opportunistic political vampire.

If You're going to kill me, God, do it right now. My keys are in my hand, and I am out the door.

**** Scott Brown.

Sincerely Yours,

William Rivers Pitt

I think if you die, it will be because you are too drunk to drive.

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Re: Pitt already melting down (2:37 CT), tells God to f*ck off
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2014, 03:57:35 PM »
Not a good idea to mock the big guy. 
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Re: Pitt already melting down (2:37 CT), tells God to f*ck off
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2014, 03:58:01 PM »
DUmmy tears are always sweet, but I do believe these are the sweetest of all.  :lmao:
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Re: Pitt already melting down (2:37 CT), tells God to f*ck off
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2014, 03:58:56 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on November 04, 2014, 03:47:00 PM
I think if you die, it will be because you are too drunk to drive.

Scott Brown has been exposed for stalking the pittstain from state to state.


The best KARMA would be for him to get arrested and a DUI. 




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Re: Pitt already melting down (2:37 CT), tells God to f*ck off
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2014, 04:00:00 PM »
Quote from: Dori on November 04, 2014, 03:58:56 PM
The best KARMA would be for him to get arrested and a DUI.

BEFORE he gets to the polls.  :-)
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Re: Pitt already melting down (2:37 CT), tells God to f*ck off
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2014, 04:03:28 PM »
Not to worry, my relatives in N.H. will more than negate his family's votes for Sheebag.  I got this, no need to involve God.

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Re: Pitt already melting down (2:37 CT), tells God to f*ck off
« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2014, 04:07:15 PM »
You know, Pittster, as you get older you're suppose to become more mature. You're continually regressing at an alarming rate.

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Re: Pitt already melting down (2:37 CT), tells God to f*ck off
« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2014, 04:07:41 PM »
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Dear God:

OK, you feckless ****, listen up...  You clearly hate me...  **** you, God...  You can't stop me...  If You're going to kill me, God, do it right now...

**** Scott Brown.

Sincerely Yours,

William Rivers Pitt

Dear William:

Take this


use it liberally, get into bed, and don't talk to me again until you are sober.

Love,
Your Heavenly Father and Creator
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Re: Pitt already melting down (2:37 CT), tells God to f*ck off
« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2014, 04:09:24 PM »
Quote from: 67 Rover on November 04, 2014, 04:03:28 PM
Not to worry, my relatives in N.H. will more than negate his family's votes for Sheebag.  I got this, no need to involve God.

Can they vote for Marilinda Garcia while they are at it?  (NH 2)   Thanks. 
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Re: Pitt already melting down (2:37 CT), tells God to f*ck off
« Reply #9 on: November 04, 2014, 04:11:35 PM »
Quote from: USA4ME on November 04, 2014, 04:07:15 PM
You know, Pittster, as you get older you're suppose to become more mature. You're continually regressing at an alarming rate.

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You hit it on the head.  Arrested development is a liberal trait with most being stuck around 13. 
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Re: Pitt already melting down (2:37 CT), tells God to f*ck off
« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2014, 04:12:38 PM »
The drunken Pitt has a message for Scott Brown:

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Say hello to a bottomless rage
I am going to grind you under my bootheel, scrape you off with a blade, and feed you to my cat.

(I wonder if he's going to the polls with the drunken Jane.)
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Re: Pitt already melting down (2:37 CT), tells God to f*ck off
« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2014, 04:15:15 PM »
I wonder if we can expect a screed from wee Willie when he has to produce an ID to vote in his new home state.
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Re: Pitt already melting down (2:37 CT), tells God to f*ck off
« Reply #12 on: November 04, 2014, 04:15:40 PM »
Jeezus, this cretin Pitt certainly loves to hate.

My monitor was actually dripping with venom. Stunk pretty bad, too.  :whatever:
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Re: Pitt already melting down (2:37 CT), tells God to f*ck off
« Reply #13 on: November 04, 2014, 04:20:41 PM »
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Re: Pitt already melting down (2:37 CT), tells God to f*ck off
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Re: Pitt already melting down (2:37 CT), tells God to f*ck off
« Reply #15 on: November 04, 2014, 04:34:20 PM »
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Re: Pitt already melting down (2:37 CT), tells God to f*ck off
« Reply #16 on: November 04, 2014, 04:36:04 PM »
If there is ever a time for the Good Lord to answer the Pittstain's prayers, it's today.
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Re: Pitt already melting down (2:37 CT), tells God to f*ck off
« Reply #17 on: November 04, 2014, 05:12:26 PM »
I SO hope he got busted for DUI on the way to vote, got combative with the cops, and got his ass beat.

ETA - and got immediately thrown in the drunk tank until after the polling places closed.
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Re: Pitt already melting down (2:37 CT), tells God to f*ck off
« Reply #18 on: November 04, 2014, 05:24:38 PM »
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Brown's going to lose--bank on it!  In 24 business hours!

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Re: Pitt already melting down (2:37 CT), tells God to f*ck off
« Reply #19 on: November 04, 2014, 05:29:48 PM »
Quote from: lastparker on November 04, 2014, 03:58:01 PM
DUmmy tears are always sweet, but I do believe these are the sweetest of all.  :lmao:

Damn near died from diabetic shock when I read it.

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Re: Pitt already melting down (2:37 CT), tells God to f*ck off
« Reply #20 on: November 04, 2014, 05:33:10 PM »
The Bostonian Drunkard's what?--43 years old now?

And he still thinks people give a **** about what he thinks?
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Re: Pitt already melting down (2:37 CT), tells God to f*ck off
« Reply #21 on: November 04, 2014, 05:35:15 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on November 04, 2014, 05:33:10 PM
The Bostonian Drunkard's what?--43 years old now?

And he still thinks people give a **** about what he thinks?

Coach, an inflated ego is a (minor) sign of an alcoholic.  Inflated as much as his . . . he'll be developing cirrhosis of the liver soon, if not already.
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Re: Pitt already melting down (2:37 CT), tells God to f*ck off
« Reply #22 on: November 04, 2014, 06:13:12 PM »
Quote from: fereedumb2003b on November 04, 2014, 05:29:48 PM
Damn near died from diabetic shock when I read it.

:)

If the diabetes didn't get you, the residual alcohol poisoning was going to try. :fuelfire:
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Re: Pitt already melting down (2:37 CT), tells God to f*ck off
« Reply #23 on: November 04, 2014, 06:15:35 PM »
This stain is still alive? Figured the Old Crow would've did him in by now...
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Re: Pitt already melting down (2:37 CT), tells God to f*ck off
« Reply #24 on: November 04, 2014, 06:24:19 PM »
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39. This thread is so childish --

Lena Dunham would touch it inappropriately.

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46. OK

I peed a little.

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