I have an image going on in my head right now.
(McDonalds Corporate meeting).
CEO: We've had a problem for quite a while now with certain political activists painting us as the devil.
Another member 1: Which is stupid. We're no different than a lot of other fast food restaurants.
Another member 2: What's the problem?
CEO: Well, they say we exploit the workers and that we're taking over the world. We do so well in other countries because we cater to their wants, not because we get them to eat American food. And we're not the only company being accused of trying to stop unions. We just get the blame for it all.
Another member 3: I have an idea. Why don't we speak up for another one of their pet causes?
Another member 2: Like abortion rights?
Another member 3: Do you want the Right to Life chanting outside our doors? PETA is a big enough of a PITA.
Another member 4: How about homosexual rights?
Another member 5: Yeah, we could chastise all the Christians who think it's a sin.
Another member 3: Won't that get FOCUS protesting us?
Another member 5: Yeah, but they're more amusing than anything else.
CEO: Okay, homosexual rights it is. Let's hope we can get those lefty assholes to shut up.
Another member 2: Let's just hope the Southern Baptists don't boycott us.