Holder threatens to sue the GOP

[J P Sousa]

The Turnip Patch News

Washington DC, Nov 3, 2014

Holder threatens to sue the GOP for trying to suppress the vote by pets such as, dogs,
cats, horses, birds, fish, and other pets.

Holder says all animals have the right to vote.

Reince Priebus Chairman of the Republican National Committee, says "pets don't speak
English so it's impossible for anyone to determine their intentions.

When asked how animals can possibly know who to vote for, Holder responded "their owners
have the unique ability to determine the pets 'intentions'". In addition, Holder went on, "The Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA) prohibits discrimination against those that have physical disabilities, so owners are permitted to 'assist' them in voting".

 Reince Priebus said he smells something "fishy" because 100% of the animals votes are
going to democrats. Holder accused Priebus of racism for using the term "fishy".




More headlines;

Liberal Nonprofit Encourages Voter Registration for Cats, Dogs, and Dead People
http://townhall.com/tipsheet/townhallcomstaff/2012/07/16/liberal_nonprofit_encourages_voter_registration_for_cats_dogs_and_dead_people

The dog who's registered to vote as a Democrat
http://theweek.com/article/index/225154/the-dog-whos-registered-to-vote-as-a-democrat

In Va., dogs and the dead are invited to vote
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/virginia-politics/post/in-va-dogs-and-the-dead-are-invited-to-vote/2012/07/24/gJQAl7Rk7W_blog.html

Voter forms sent to pets, dead people don’t merit criminal investigation,
Virginia election board says
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/virginia-politics/post/voter-forms-sent-to-pets-dead-people-dont-merit-criminal-investigation-virginia-election-board-says/2012/08/07/a6ada8a6-e084-11e1-a19c-fcfa365396c8_blog.html

In Seattle; Dogs and the dead get voter-registration forms
http://seattletimes.com/html/nationworld/2018684401_voterforms14.html




In other news, there is an unusual number of absentee ballots coming from cemeteries.
When asked about this Holder replied; "dead people have been voting for years and I will
 not interfere with their right to vote."



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