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Unfortunately for him, it's only a flock of two other primtives, since the rest are too busy preparing their anuses for Tuesday:

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Sun Nov 2, 2014, 02:31 PM
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Poll Watching: The Infallibly Accurate SuperPoll

There's one poll that always produces accurate results, but you won't find it in the MSM until after the election. It's always 100% accurate and provides results you can count on. It always contains surprises, and beats all of the other polls all hollow. The SuperPoll is the only poll you can count on!

It's the only poll taken on election day and it's nationwide and covers every race on every ballot. It's also the only poll that every eligible voter can participate in. You can participate in many places before election day, as well.

I encourage everyone to participate in this sure-fire poll that provides accurate results. Here's how:

Get up off your comfortable chair and make the short trip to the polling place in your own precinct. Mark your ballot and submit it for counting. It's a little late now, but you could also participate through early voting or absentee voting.

To learn the results of this SuperPoll, turn on your television at the time the polling places close and tune into your favorite network or cable news channel. Grab a snack or fluff up your pillow and watch the poll results come in. By 11 PM, you'll know the results for most races, but you may have to wait until the next morning to get all of the results. In a very few cases, the poll results won't be available until a recount takes place or a runoff election is held.

If you participate in this poll, you'll be eager to learn how it comes out, I'm sure. You could encourage everyone you know to participate, too, and have a big party to see the results, complete with adult beverages, tasty snacks and interesting conversation.

The SuperPoll happens on November 4, 2014. Be There or Be Square!

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Sun Nov 2, 2014, 02:33 PM
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1. This poll tallied by Diebold

except for that small detail, and being unable to check the results against hard copy, the poll is 100% accurate

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Sun Nov 2, 2014, 02:35 PM
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2. You know, the results of the SuperPoll are always the final results.

Is there cheating where you live? You can work on correcting that. Where I live, in Minnesota, the SuperPoll is fair, accurate, and proven to be valid. If that's not the case where you are, get busy and get your state's polling fixed. Even if you don't, the results of this SuperPoll will accurately predict the winner of every race.

On the eve of the election, I can't change how the votes are counted. In Minnesota, we've taken care of that already.

No mention of Franken's fraudulent win, but...

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Sun Nov 2, 2014, 02:58 PM
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4. If you're in Pickens, SC, I wouldn't be

surprised if your election results are rigged or miscounted. However, what may be true there is not necessarily true everywhere. I'm not in South Carolina and have no way to alter how things are done there. If you live there and you can document vote counting fraud, I encourage you to do just that and report your evidence to the Department of Justice.

In my state of Minnesota, the voters of this state have ensured that our elections are accurately counted, and have two major statewide manual recounts to demonstrate our system's accuracy. It is up to the citizens of each state to see to it that their elections are fair and vote counts are accurate. The Department of Justice will help, but you'll have to get the evidence to them.

Yes, that's right, SC is riddled with fraud. 

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5. I'm in the bluest of blue and we use Diebold for some reason

Seriously, our real election is often the Dem primary. Maybe Diebold rigs that too?

But the main reason the GOP propaganda machine keeps spreading misery is to discourage Dem voters from voting. To make us feel like our vote doesn't count so why bother. They know they can't win on ideas.

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3. You can also monitor the SuperPoll on DU.

There will be much discussion and anticipation, I'm very certain. Some recriminations and grumpiness, too, no doubt. Join the fun on DU for the SuperPoll!

Oh, don't worry, if shit heads south for you fools, I know I'll be watching.   :popcorn:

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Re: MineralMoses gathers his flock; instructs them to ignore all polls
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2014, 05:44:02 PM »
The NosePicks primitive leads has Diebold fever.   :panic:
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Re: MineralMoses gathers his flock; instructs them to ignore all polls
« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2014, 06:22:53 PM »
"MineralMoses."

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

That's ingenious!
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Re: MineralMoses gathers his flock; instructs them to ignore all polls
« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2014, 06:29:59 PM »
Ignore all polls because they contradict who Rock Head wants to win!!!  :panic: :panic: :panic:
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Re: MineralMoses gathers his flock; instructs them to ignore all polls
« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2014, 06:36:12 PM »
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3. You can also monitor the SuperPoll on DU.

There will be much discussion and anticipation, I'm very certain. Some recriminations and grumpiness, too, no doubt. Join the fun on DU for the SuperPoll!

Suicidal, hysterical inconsolability is more like it.  The DUmmies are going to make the Wisconsin crying guy look cheerful by comparison.
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Re: MineralMoses gathers his flock; instructs them to ignore all polls
« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2014, 06:41:36 PM »
Make sure the DUmmies don't go to this site:

http://www.electionprojection.com/
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Re: MineralMoses gathers his flock; instructs them to ignore all polls
« Reply #6 on: November 02, 2014, 07:09:22 PM »
In the by and by, DUmmies are advised to stock up on mineral oil. Get it by the caseload. While we on the other hand must lay up a store of party supplies.
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Re: MineralMoses gathers his flock; instructs them to ignore all polls
« Reply #7 on: November 02, 2014, 07:39:44 PM »
In the by and by, DUmmies are advised to stock up on mineral oil. Get it by the caseload. While we on the other hand must lay up a store of party supplies.

As long as they drink it. :whistling:
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Re: MineralMoses gathers his flock; instructs them to ignore all polls
« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2014, 07:54:05 PM »
Funny.

I didn't hear a WORD out of them about the POTUS elections in 2008 and 2012.

So, true to libtardism:

Election went our way -- 100% accurate
Election didn't go our way -- ELECTION FRAUD!  DIEBOLD!  NO ABILITY TO COUNT!
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Re: MineralMoses gathers his flock; instructs them to ignore all polls
« Reply #9 on: November 02, 2014, 08:00:31 PM »
Funny.

I didn't hear a WORD out of them about the POTUS elections in 2008 and 2012.

So, true to libtardism:

Election went our way -- 100% accurate
Election didn't go our way -- ELECTION FRAUD!  DIEBOLD!  NO ABILITY TO COUNT!

Actually, some of the true-believer DUmmies ARE mad about 2008 & 2012.  They think 0bama should have won by more.  Diebold & voter suppression reduced the actual & true winning margin. :mental:
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Re: MineralMoses gathers his flock; instructs them to ignore all polls
« Reply #10 on: November 02, 2014, 08:05:18 PM »
Make sure the DUmmies don't go to this site:

http://www.electionprojection.com/

Go ahead and take a peek, DUmmies.  No matter how bad the election goes for you, you'll still have Barry.
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Re: MineralMoses gathers his flock; instructs them to ignore all polls
« Reply #11 on: November 03, 2014, 11:13:42 AM »
Go ahead and take a peek, DUmmies.  No matter how bad the election goes for you, you'll still have Barry.

Sadly, so will we.   :mad:

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Re: MineralMoses gathers his flock; instructs them to ignore all polls
« Reply #12 on: November 03, 2014, 12:01:56 PM »
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If you're in Pickens, SC, I wouldn't be surprised if your election results are rigged or miscounted.

That doesn't happen in conservative areas, rockhead, just liberal.

But even if it were true, there would be no reason to do so in Pickens, SC. The people there are salt of the earth, hard-working Americans. No way they'd ever vote for the type of lunatics you nutsos in Minnesota put in office, son.

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Re: MineralMoses gathers his flock; instructs them to ignore all polls
« Reply #13 on: November 03, 2014, 03:56:13 PM »
Sadly, so will we.   :mad:

Obama is such a hater, he will use every opportunity to go out and cry about how horrible the congress is while vetoing any bills coming out of them.

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