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Offline Big Dog

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Hallowe'en Horror
« on: October 31, 2014, 09:28:30 PM »
Of all the terrors of Hallowe'en, none can compare to...


The Jersey Walrus

^Spotted on the streets of Smallville, Kansas^
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Offline Skul

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Re: Hallowe'en Horror
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2014, 10:24:30 PM »
Doug.....is dat you??   :rotf: :cheersmate:
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Re: Hallowe'en Horror
« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2014, 01:53:11 AM »
Koo koo kachoo!

 :lmao:
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Re: Hallowe'en Horror
« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2014, 05:59:30 AM »
The DUmmies ain't donating, so poor Dougie's gone begging.   :lmao:
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Re: Hallowe'en Horror
« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2014, 06:17:59 AM »
Quote from: diesel driver on November 01, 2014, 05:59:30 AM
The DUmmies ain't donating, so poor Dougie's gone begging.   :lmao:

 :-)

Just for the record if you combine Nevada Day (the 31st) and Halloween mixed in with benefit cards being loaded and old bastards getting their checks early....it's one messed up day at work!

#liberalhalloweentraditions

Those that are my facebook friends seen my status message "I sure hope my EBT loads on Friday so I can buy Halloween candy" #liberalhalloweentraditions   Guess what the cards were loaded.......after I waited on over 100 customers my first two hours at work....I was ready for an adult beverage! Then my pharmacy got bum rushed after the all the places that had offered free trunk or treat was over with...

One lady told me she was having chest pains and she could not wait in line. I told her if she was having chest pains I needed to call 911...she decided to be more patient.  :lmao:

The idiots during the day at work left a huge mess. I was able to get most of it done.
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Re: Hallowe'en Horror
« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2014, 11:34:49 AM »
It would be even more scary if it was a one legged walrus.
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Re: Hallowe'en Horror
« Reply #6 on: November 01, 2014, 01:56:40 PM »
Quote from: Skul on October 31, 2014, 10:24:30 PM
Doug.....is dat you??   :rotf: :cheersmate:

Naw, that's WAY too thin to be Doug, although he could have lost a lot of weight since he last made an appearance.

Doug, where are you?? 

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Re: Hallowe'en Horror
« Reply #7 on: November 01, 2014, 02:24:35 PM »
What about Tweak?  No one ever mentions him.

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