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We're scared
« on: October 31, 2014, 04:39:47 PM »
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Conservatives are Cowards. Liberals are Brave. Which Do YOU Want Working for You?

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At least, that’s this writer’s take on it. If you look at what the Left and Right stand for, it seems pretty clear. If you listen to how they speak, it seems even more so. And when you look at how they behave, it seems irrefutable.

“Conservatives” are afraid of women, so they pass laws disempowering them.
“Conservatives” are afraid of LGBTQ people, so they pass laws disempowering them.
“Conservatives” are afraid of People of Color, so they pass laws disempowering them.
“Conservatives” are afraid of poor folk, so they pass laws disempowering them.
“Conservatives” are afraid of non-Christians, so they pass laws disempowering THEM.

And it doesn’t stop there.

“Conservatives” are afraid of free speech, so they pass laws taking away our free speech.
“Conservatives” are afraid of sex, so they pass LOTS of laws restricting it.
“Conservatives” are afraid of losing elections, so they rig elections and take away non-rich-white males’ voting rights.
“Conservatives” are afraid of their own government, so they buy themselves more guns than any person could ever use.
“Conservatives” are afraid of Ebola, so they want to force medical workers into solitary confinement just because they are scared.

On and on, and it never stops. “Republicans” are a bunch of wimps who, when it comes down to Fight or Flight, chose Flight 100% of the time. Big-talking wussies like Chris Christie and John McCain, who run and hide, cowering in the shadows if ever they are called on their braggadocio.

Liberals behave, of course, in the exact opposite manner. They confront problems and deal with them. They are “Fighters”, not “Flighters”.

Next Tuesday, you have a choice: give control of the most powerful nation in the world to a load of scaredy-cat, bullying little wankers (Repubs), or a bunch of flawed but courageous Liberals (Democrats). It’s kind of a big deal, Gentle Reader. A pretty big and very consequential choice.

Choose the candidates with guts. Vote out the Wussie NeoConservative Caucus.

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3. They shit their pants over EVERYTHING.

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Re: We're scared
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2014, 04:41:03 PM »
These are the people that cry for government to take care of them 24/7 right?
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Re: We're scared
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2014, 04:47:06 PM »
Quote from: Carl on October 31, 2014, 04:41:03 PM
These are the people that cry for government to take care of them 24/7 right?

Because you have gunz

And you're going to take away their birth control

And you're going to kill homosexuals

And you're going to make The Handmaid's Tale into a reality

And you make the sand rats hate us

And you're going to turn the world into an uninhabitable hell hole

And you're going to steal all their money

And you stole all the MSM

And you steal all the elections
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Re: We're scared
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2014, 04:47:26 PM »
That right there is funny, I don't care who you are.
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Re: We're scared
« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2014, 04:47:39 PM »
Which one enlists for the ground combat forces...?

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Re: We're scared
« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2014, 04:49:49 PM »
You know, this is only mid-afternoon Friday.

The election's some days away yet.

And they're already rallying the troops?
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Re: We're scared
« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2014, 04:55:02 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on October 31, 2014, 04:49:49 PM
You know, this is only mid-afternoon Friday.

The election's some days away yet.

And they're already rallying the troops?

'The troops' are scattered to the four points of the compass.
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Re: We're scared
« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2014, 05:12:34 PM »
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“Conservatives” are afraid of their own government, so they buy themselves more guns than any person could ever use.


Well he has me there.  :naughty:
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Re: We're scared
« Reply #8 on: October 31, 2014, 05:22:08 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on October 31, 2014, 04:47:26 PM
That right there is funny, I don't care who you are.

I am coming down with a case of Weebola. My throat is sore too. I will be taking some of those eebola throat lozenges.
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Re: We're scared
« Reply #9 on: October 31, 2014, 05:26:46 PM »
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“Conservatives” are afraid of their own government, so they buy themselves more guns than any person could ever use.

Quote from: 67 Rover on October 31, 2014, 05:12:34 PM

Well he has me there.  :naughty:

Yep.  Guilty.

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Liberals behave, of course, in the exact opposite manner. They confront problems and deal with them. They are “Fighters”, not “Flighters”.

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What's even funnier, is that they are serious.  Well, as serious as brain damaged infants can be.
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Re: We're scared
« Reply #10 on: October 31, 2014, 05:32:22 PM »
<<<wonders if we should be on the look-out for walrus-face and nadin election night.
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Re: We're scared
« Reply #11 on: October 31, 2014, 05:40:15 PM »
OK, who claims that mole?
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Re: We're scared
« Reply #12 on: October 31, 2014, 05:52:14 PM »
riqster & JaneyVee <----------- Doesn't have a single brain cell between them both.

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Re: We're scared
« Reply #13 on: October 31, 2014, 06:12:14 PM »
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Conservatives are Cowards. Liberals are Brave. Which Do YOU Want Working for You?

 http://bluntandcranky.wordpress.com/2014/10/31/conservatives-are-cowards-liberals-are-brave-which-do-you-want-working-for-you/


At least, that’s this writer’s take on it. If you look at what the Left and Right stand for, it seems pretty clear. If you listen to how they speak, it seems even more so. And when you look at how they behave, it seems irrefutable.

“Conservatives” are afraid of women, so they pass laws disempowering them.
“Conservatives” are afraid of LGBTQ people, so they pass laws disempowering them.
“Conservatives” are afraid of People of Color, so they pass laws disempowering them.
“Conservatives” are afraid of poor folk, so they pass laws disempowering them.
“Conservatives” are afraid of non-Christians, so they pass laws disempowering THEM.

And it doesn’t stop there.

“Conservatives” are afraid of free speech, so they pass laws taking away our free speech.
“Conservatives” are afraid of sex, so they pass LOTS of laws restricting it.
“Conservatives” are afraid of losing elections, so they rig elections and take away non-rich-white males’ voting rights.
“Conservatives” are afraid of their own government, so they buy themselves more guns than any person could ever use.
“Conservatives” are afraid of Ebola, so they want to force medical workers into solitary confinement just because they are scared.

On and on, and it never stops. “Republicans” are a bunch of wimps who, when it comes down to Fight or Flight, chose Flight 100% of the time. Big-talking wussies like Chris Christie and John McCain, who run and hide, cowering in the shadows if ever they are called on their braggadocio.

Liberals behave, of course, in the exact opposite manner. They confront problems and deal with them. They are “Fighters”, not “Flighters”.

Next Tuesday, you have a choice: give control of the most powerful nation in the world to a load of scaredy-cat, bullying little wankers (Repubs), or a bunch of flawed but courageous Liberals (Democrats). It’s kind of a big deal, Gentle Reader. A pretty big and very consequential choice.

Choose the candidates with guts. Vote out the Wussie NeoConservative Caucus.

I am so proud of riqster. I once had a teacher / fictional spirit-guide conference with riqster's old school teachers. Everyone of them claimed that he was useless, but with just one post he has proven that he is an excellent laughingstock. The teachers also all claimed that he'd never amount to anything, but if he can continue posting the concentrated stupid that he displayed in this post he may have a chance for the DOTY.

Way to go riqster! All DUmmies should follow your example of "why only let them think I'm stupid when I can post on DU and remove all doubt!"
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Re: We're scared
« Reply #14 on: October 31, 2014, 06:15:54 PM »
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3. They shit their pants over EVERYTHING.

Hmmm...Her initials are JV.


edit J
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Re: We're scared
« Reply #15 on: October 31, 2014, 06:26:49 PM »
wow.....they're really losing it aren't they?   :overreaction:


Can't wait for election night..... :popcorn:



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Re: We're scared
« Reply #16 on: October 31, 2014, 07:01:00 PM »
Boy, oh boy! I cannot wait for the liberal prison camps to open.
I'm already submitted my application for camp guard to the Koch brothers.

I want to be there when we gather all of DU into one camp, Stalag 13.
I want to be there to see them go through the cold turkey detox program: no booze, drugs or cigarettes.
I want to feed them according to Michelle's lunch program.
I want to hear the wails from the rec room where the only news comes from FOX.
I want to see them turn on Doug because there is no remote or way to turn it off.

I want to be "guard of the year" and earn the Gitmo vacation package.

I want to open a little bar across the street called "the Cave." Free beer for all CCers. Free camp tours, toss popcorn to the primitives and see them scramble!

Tuesday cannot come soon enough!
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Re: We're scared
« Reply #17 on: October 31, 2014, 07:13:25 PM »
That's hilarious, DUmb****s.  Last I checked, I wasn't afraid to turn my back on a dyed in the wool Conservative with a gun.  Ask Gabby Giffords - or any of the host of victims of political violence wrought by Democrats in the past several years - if she/they can say the same about you leftist fruit loops...
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Re: We're scared
« Reply #18 on: October 31, 2014, 08:36:30 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on October 31, 2014, 07:01:00 PM
Boy, oh boy! I cannot wait for the liberal prison camps to open.
I'm already submitted my application for camp guard to the Koch brothers.

I want to be there when we gather all of DU into one camp, Stalag 13.
I want to be there to see them go through the cold turkey detox program: no booze, drugs or cigarettes.
I want to feed them according to Michelle's lunch program.
I want to hear the wails from the rec room where the only news comes from FOX.
I want to see them turn on Doug because there is no remote or way to turn it off.

I want to be "guard of the year" and earn the Gitmo vacation package.

I want to open a little bar across the street called "the Cave." Free beer for all CCers. Free camp tours, toss popcorn to the primitives and see them scramble!

Tuesday cannot come soon enough!

Don't forget, we still have all those Haliburton/Target/Walmart detention camps left over from the BFEE era, the only sports that are televised are AMERICAN Football and NASCAR races, and ALL radios are tuned to Rush Limbaugh show during the week from 12:00 to 3:00PM Eastern, replays on the weeekend...

We need to get their minds.........right.  (cue Strother Martin from "Cool Hand Luke").  :lol:
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