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Proof Humanity Is Doomed
« on: October 30, 2014, 10:31:07 PM »






Every time someone (human, gyrfalcon, rabbit, ermine, etc.) kills a ptarmigan, humanity is getting ever closer to its destruction.
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Re: Proof Humanity Is Doomed
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2014, 08:12:34 AM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on October 30, 2014, 10:31:07 PM


I had no idea you guys grew on trees.
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Re: Proof Humanity Is Doomed
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2014, 12:07:20 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on October 31, 2014, 08:12:34 AM
I had no idea you guys grew on trees.
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Re: Proof Humanity Is Doomed
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2014, 02:59:38 PM »
Sit...



Roll Over...



Play Dead...




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Re: Proof Humanity Is Doomed
« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2014, 06:25:19 PM »
ptarmigan, the other, other white meat.
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Re: Proof Humanity Is Doomed
« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2014, 06:58:02 PM »
Quote from: FlaGator on October 31, 2014, 06:25:19 PM
ptarmigan, the other, other white meat.

Rabbit, tbe other white meat.
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Re: Proof Humanity Is Doomed
« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2014, 07:32:43 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on October 31, 2014, 08:12:34 AM
I had no idea you guys grew on trees.

Ptarmigan lynchings.
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Re: Proof Humanity Is Doomed
« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2014, 07:33:29 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on October 31, 2014, 02:59:38 PM
Sit...



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Proof that God hates filthy sodomite bunnies.  :yahoo:
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Re: Proof Humanity Is Doomed
« Reply #8 on: October 31, 2014, 08:04:05 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on October 30, 2014, 10:31:07 PM


Need some lights on that Christmas Tree.
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Re: Proof Humanity Is Doomed
« Reply #9 on: October 31, 2014, 08:33:21 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on October 31, 2014, 08:04:05 PM
Need some lights on that Christmas Tree.

Who want to see a bunch ptarmigan carcasses for Christmas. Humans find ways to doom themselves.
« Last Edit: October 31, 2014, 10:54:01 PM by Ptarmigan »
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Re: Proof Humanity Is Doomed
« Reply #10 on: November 01, 2014, 05:14:38 AM »
Come Join the Bunny Underground.
Learn to embrace the inevitable. There are rewards for those who obey.
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Re: Proof Humanity Is Doomed
« Reply #11 on: November 05, 2014, 07:56:30 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on November 01, 2014, 05:14:38 AM
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Learn to embrace the inevitable. There are rewards for those who obey.


Proof humans are doomed.
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Re: Proof Humanity Is Doomed
« Reply #12 on: November 05, 2014, 07:57:08 PM »
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3kRdaWflXs[/youtube]

VCR Rabbit from the 1980s. Why no VCR Ptarmigan? Oh, because the rabbits keep ptarmigans unknown as a way to keep humans doomed.
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Re: Proof Humanity Is Doomed
« Reply #13 on: November 06, 2014, 12:55:50 AM »
Be very very quiet...



And now for a good walk spoiled...



ptarmigan attack the peaceful car of the people...




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Re: Proof Humanity Is Doomed
« Reply #14 on: November 06, 2014, 08:55:39 AM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on November 05, 2014, 07:57:08 PM
VCR Rabbit from the 1980s. Why no VCR Ptarmigan?

Maybe the ptarmigans are too stupid to even spell 'VCR' . . . after all, they do have bird brains . . . :whistling:
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Re: Proof Humanity Is Doomed
« Reply #15 on: November 06, 2014, 07:07:47 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on November 06, 2014, 08:55:39 AM
Maybe the ptarmigans are too stupid to even spell 'VCR' . . . after all, they do have bird brains . . . :whistling:

Ptarmigans are not dumb. They survived the last cataclysmic climate change and Great Ptarmigan Rabbit War.  :whistling:  :yahoo:
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Re: Proof Humanity Is Doomed
« Reply #16 on: November 19, 2014, 09:02:33 PM »
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlIKBrYM5KY[/youtube]

Translation: Bunnies are terrorists and will kill humans. They are making bioweapons nearby. You must defeat them or face doom. Let me out, so I can defeat them.
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Re: Proof Humanity Is Doomed
« Reply #17 on: November 19, 2014, 09:08:55 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on November 19, 2014, 09:02:33 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlIKBrYM5KY[/youtube]

Translation: Bunnies are terrorists and will kill humans. They are making bioweapons nearby. You must defeat them or face doom. Let me out, so I can defeat them.

Aren't you worried about the bunnies determining your secret location from the background?
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Re: Proof Humanity Is Doomed
« Reply #18 on: November 19, 2014, 09:12:03 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on November 19, 2014, 09:08:55 PM
Aren't you worried about the bunnies determining your secret location from the background?

That rock ptarmigan is an agent. He has no reason to worry as bunnies plan to wage war against humans. He is warning humans and trying to infiltrate a hidden bunny base and weapon factory.
« Last Edit: November 19, 2014, 09:19:13 PM by Ptarmigan »
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Re: Proof Humanity Is Doomed
« Reply #19 on: November 19, 2014, 09:31:08 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on November 19, 2014, 09:02:33 PM
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlIKBrYM5KY[/youtube]

Translation: Wait! this isn't a free apartment...its a ZOO!

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Re: Proof Humanity Is Doomed
« Reply #20 on: November 19, 2014, 10:08:36 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on November 19, 2014, 09:31:08 PM
Translation: Wait! this isn't a free apartment...its a ZOO!

Bunnies will rule FOREVER!

God will unleash His wrath on all bunnies, gyrfalcons, and ermines.  :fuelfire: :yahoo:
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Re: Proof Humanity Is Doomed
« Reply #21 on: November 19, 2014, 10:39:47 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on October 31, 2014, 07:32:43 PM
Ptarmigan lynchings.

I thought it was mass suicide.
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Re: Proof Humanity Is Doomed
« Reply #22 on: November 19, 2014, 10:53:57 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on November 19, 2014, 10:39:47 PM
I thought it was mass suicide.

Ptarmigans are not suicidal. Humans on the other hand.............
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Re: Proof Humanity Is Doomed
« Reply #23 on: November 19, 2014, 11:40:28 PM »
I've heard rabbits are moving into the area of the Fukushima nuclear plant.

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Re: Proof Humanity Is Doomed
« Reply #24 on: November 20, 2014, 12:02:18 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on November 19, 2014, 11:40:28 PM
I've heard rabbits are moving into the area of the Fukushima nuclear plant.



Humanity is getting ever closer to their own destruction.
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