I'd like to know who is behind this conspiracy convention. These things don't happen without somebody planning them. I suspect a secret cabal of Trekkies, followers of Quisp and Quake, executives of the Sci Fi channel, and the radioactive beanstalks in the last Stephen King novel. Also Regis Philbin, Dharma and Greg, Bart Simpson, Mary Mother of God, and followers of Norwegian Death Metal bands, or at least early Norwegian death metal bands before they sold out, the jerks. Did anyone here ever watch the show "Crossing Over"? Totally believable. I once owned a bicycle just like the one in E.T. Coincidence? I think not. Sometimes, at night when I stare up at the stars, I think I see the face of God. It's at moments like this that I'm glad I was born without antenaes and that the Northern Lights are so beautiful I could just cry. There's a light that never goes out. Can I have a Pepsi? Somebody just give me a Pepsi. You're so beautiful when you look at me like that.....
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