diureticman's obsession with his own wife: creepy

[BannedFromDU]

     You may recognize diabeticman (I call him diureticman because he makles me pee myself with laughter) as the guy who cannot type more than two words without referring to his wife (and therefore I sometimes doubt her existence), and who sweated bullets over her gaining menial employment. I guess the angst over the employment documents is over, because...

diabeticman (2,157 posts)

My Wife started to rant again today about various topics and some of her ideas got me thinking

So I am sharing them.


Ebola--

Why the hell hasn't the Obama administration called a press conference or had "A chat" like he did in his first campaign run for President. Because he doesn't talk unless it's on a golf course or there are famous people around with checkbooks, numbnuts We have people running around crying the sky is falling I can get ebola because I sat beside the doctor/nurse who has just come back from Africa. Because you can, dummy.

Obama should have leaders of the CDC or even WHO at this sit down and explain to everyone in lay terms. But then he wouldn't be fundraising. You can see his predicament. hey, since this recent out break of ebola we have had close to 3000 doctors and nurses and other health care workers go to Africa treat patients and return to America WITHOUT contaminating or causing an out break of Ebola. That is false, dummy. In fact Doctors without boarders Yup, they don't accept any boarders.  have drawn health care workers from ALL OVER this country and guess what some have gone months ago and came back months ago and got NO ONE in this country effected.Not true, dipshit.

NASA/SPACE--

We should have never commercialize (wife used Capitalismized YOur wife is an imbecile.) space. How many people know that the Red Bull stunt in which the guy jumped from the stratosphere was in fact to test a new space suit that might one day save people's lives in space by allowing them to jump from the stratosphere and onto earth's soil?
NO, please just remember the freakin' Red Bull on the suit. Sounds like a win/win to me, asshole.

Guess what sometimes capitalism isn't the be all end all. As is evidenced by your utter failure in it.When NASA controlled everything we had great advancement. It made the dream of space achievable to all kids. They don't let morons into space, moron.

It broke my wife's heart a couple weeks ago when one of her friend told her that her son had been throwing away his telescope because he never thought he'd be able to get a job in space. You liberals sure do get your "hearts broken" at the drop of a hat, don't you?

Min Wage/Unions/Middle Class/Working Poor

She hates the way unions have been demonetized by the the right wing. Demonetized? Assuming that is even a word, you are using it incorrectly. Our generation (I am 38 so is your IQ ) honestly believe unions kill jobs They do. and keep wages low while steeling (sic) from workers in the form of union dues. Demonstrably true that they steal your wages to fund their whores and golf courses.

The middle class has basically become the working poor. We are completely screwed if the min wage isn't raised in the next 3 years.You were screwed at birth. Min wage is strictly incidental to you.

Universal Health Care--

We need single payer RIGHT NOW. We need to get these for profit insurance companies OUT of the workers pocket and we need that money still back in the pocket. 0loser insured you, asshole. Own it.

Yes, I know my wife and I are going to get penalized. BUT the fact was my wife and I COULD NOT afford the $200.00 a month my wife would have had to pay. Cannot wait til you get drilled next year at tax time, comrade. We made too much for help AND between our rent the money it cost to get me to my job (filling my gas tank every other day. Go buy a Tesla, then.) and the Fact my work place took $200.00 out of each of my pay to help pay for my employer given insurance for me alone. We know at least 10 people who where (sic) in the same boat as we where in (sic^n)during the beginning of this year. Guess what there are flaws in Obama couldn't agree more care and we need single payer health care that is pay (sic)for by our taxes You don't pay taxes you waste of skinso that it again puts money back in the pocket of working class people. We are spending 600 billion dollars in defense. Our nearest enemy --China spends 60 billion....

HELLO we should be able to give everyone health care, free education --college wise and head start for every child and still have enough money to blow the world 300 times over I don't care how much money I have, I will not join you in blowing the world..

Just some thoughts... (sic)

     And we're the inarticulate ones.

[Chris_]

Doctors without boarders have drawn health care workers from ALL OVER this country

Except for the current ginger asshole who was rejected from DWB.

Good luck selling that couch in Maine she's crashing on.  You'll probably have to burn it.

[Big Dog]

 

Great commentary, too!

Mt favorite part:

HELLO we should be able to give everyone health care, free education --college wise and head start for every child and still have enough money to blow the world 300 times over

Let's do the math. $5 a blowjob is the going rate behind the Dumpster next to the Tucson Plasma Center.

7,125,000,000 X 300 X $5 = a shitload of $5 blowjobs.

[Gina]

It broke my wife's heart a couple weeks ago when one of her friend told her that her son had been throwing away his telescope because he never thought he'd be able to get a job in space.

  ridiculous!!!!!!  Guess no one ever heard of a hobby.

[98ZJUSMC]

This half-wit has an imaginary friend, not a wife.


How in the hell does this:

When NASA controlled everything we had great advancement. It made the dream of space achievable to all kids.

It broke my wife's heart a couple weeks ago when one of her friend told her that her son had been throwing away his telescope because he never thought he'd be able to get a job in space.

support this supposition?

Guess what sometimes capitalism isn't the be all end all.

You should have had better union teachers, gnat brain.

HELLO we should be able to give everyone health care, free education --college wise and head start for every child and still have enough money to blow the world 300 times over

- There was a time, when I believed that people could not possibly be this stupid.  Then, along came Clinton.  Not highly educated, sure, but that very often does not equate with stupid.

[USA4ME]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023443

diabeticman

How many people know that the Red Bull stunt in which the guy jumped from the stratosphere was in fact to test a new space suit that might one day save people's lives in space by allowing them to jump from the stratosphere and onto earth's soil?

I don't know that's true. But if it is, how's that a bad thing?

I know, the idiot is trying to say that people don't know that, but only remember the emblem on the suit. But what an immature way to view the situation.

It broke my wife's heart a couple weeks ago when one of her friend told her that her son had been throwing away his telescope because he never thought he'd be able to get a job in space.

"...  her son had been throwing away his telescope..."

What's this? He kept throwing it away and it magically jumped back into his possession, so he had to throw it away again and again?

If he can do that, he's got a job waiting that's much more impressive and lucrative than space travel.

This primitive sounds like someone who wants to express opinions but is afraid of them being attacked, so he posts what his "wife" said and now anything negative someone says is an attack on his wife. Either that or he can correct himself by saying "Yeah, that's what she said, but I told her blah, blah, blah...." and cover his bases.

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[El Jefe]

Um, if you're making minimum wage, you're not in the middle class, dipstick. 

[Dori]

 He reminds me of the straw man... in search of a brain.

[Carl]

If these cretins spent as much time trying to better themselves as they do bitching about what they think is unfair they just might actually amount to something more useful then mud puddle slime.

Effing losers.

[GOBUCKS]

It broke my wife's heart a couple weeks ago when one of her friend told her that her son had been throwing away his telescope because he never thought he'd be able to get a job in space.

And he threw away his microscope because he'd never find work as a germ.

[miskie]

It broke my wife's heart a couple weeks ago when one of her friend told her that her son had been throwing away his telescope because he never thought he'd be able to get a job in space

A telescope might not get you a job in space.. Peeping Tom however, - Now that's a career !

[BlueStateSaint]

A telescope might not get you a job in space.. Peeping Tom however, - Now that's a career !

Like this guy, right?

http://nypost.com/2014/10/30/neighbors-close-their-blinds-as-doe-identifies-peeping-janitor/

[Karin]

   That was the stupidest, funniest post of the day. 

my wife used Capitalismized

and you told the world.     Capitalismized.  Pronounce it out loud. 

Jimmy's been throwing away his telescope night after night, and I tell you I am just crushed. 

[Ptarmigan]

A non-existing wife. Probably a blow up doll. 

[obumazombie]

  That was the stupidest, funniest post of the day. 
 and you told the world.     Capitalismized.  Pronounce it out loud. 

Jimmy's been throwing away his telescope night after night, and I tell you I am just crushed.

That was a word arc'ed right out of one of nadin's word salads.