FarceOfNature (1000+ posts) Thu Jul-10-08 04:20 PM
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6. aww Cindy McCain's probably scared shitless this kind of law will pass in Arizona
One could say the same about Theresa Heinz Kerry. Prying Lurch out of the coffin once a year and giving him his Viagra IV to get his flag up to full-mast has to be a drag. Bet it takes a lot of gin-soaked raisins to get her psyched up for that. Or how about Kookcinich's hottie wife? Don't tell me her little pygmy doesn't get lost in the bushes sometimes.
Denny the Elf's wife is a freaking HOTTIE!

And the little SOB must be hung like a Donkey. Either that or she has a Christmas Elf fetish.

Because otherwise I just don't get it...