There's only 33 more shopping days until nominations open up Thanksgiving Eve, circa supper-time, for the Top DUmmies of 2014.
There'll be:
individual awards for each of the top ten primitives;
the "Willy," for the most memorable primitive;
the "Steve," for the primitive who made an ass of himself this past year;
the "Nadin," for the primitive who thinks he's God;
the "Barry" or the "Skippy," for the most paranoid primitive; and
the "group" award.
There'll also be the "franksolich award"--once known as the "CCA"--for a primitive who's been overlooked in the awardments, but that's my personal choice, not subject to nomination and voting.
Top DUmmies 11-20 will be revealed, but no awards; since they didn't try hard enough, they don't deserve anything.
When looking at the schedule for writing the awards the last half of December, I noticed a gap that needed filling and so I'll have something new--the primitive "thread of the year."
Something along the lines of that thread where that mother wished to dispose of her late son's anal toys, or when Big Mo got jumped on for her farm, or when Skippy, posting when drunk, proposed that critics of 0bamacare be silenced.....permanently.
So, if interested, start giving some thought to the most insightful primitive thread of the year.
