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Florida woman sets roommate on fire over spaghetti spat: cops
« on: October 22, 2014, 10:55:06 PM »
Florida woman sets roommate on fire over spaghetti spat: cops
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/fla-woman-sets-roommate-fire-spaghetti-spat-article-1.1983806

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An argument turned vicious in Florida when an incensed woman poured fingernail polish remover over her roommate then ignited it.

The fight, according to a witness, erupted after Carlos Ortiz Jr., 42, threw out Melissa Dawn Sellers’ spaghetti and meatballs, according to Clearwater police.

“She was setting little objects on fire, then that turned into pouring nail polish remover all over him, and then all of a sudden, the lighter sparked and he lit on fire,” said Ines Causevic, a friend of the victim, Bay News 9 reported.

Sounds like what a DUmmy would do. I wonder what Melissa Dawn Sellers' DU name is.  :mental:
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Re: Florida woman sets roommate on fire over spaghetti spat: cops
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2014, 10:56:19 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on October 22, 2014, 10:55:06 PM
Florida woman sets roommate on fire over spaghetti spat: cops
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/fla-woman-sets-roommate-fire-spaghetti-spat-article-1.1983806

Sounds like what a DUmmy would do. I wonder what Melissa Dawn Sellers' DU name is.  :mental:

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Re: Florida woman sets roommate on fire over spaghetti spat: cops
« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2014, 05:53:14 AM »
On top of spaghetti
All covered in nail polish remover
I lost my poor roommate
When I lit him on fire...

Sing a long children!
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Re: Florida woman sets roommate on fire over spaghetti spat: cops
« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2014, 11:06:06 PM »
The article said that he was letting her stay at his house since she lost her Wal Mart job. Funny way to show her gratitude. Also said his face has about melted away. Lovely young Florida lovely. Oy!
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Re: Florida woman sets roommate on fire over spaghetti spat: cops
« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2014, 11:19:59 PM »
https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan

https://twitter.com/_Flor1daWoman

^^Required following for anyone who enjoys a good laugh. 
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Re: Florida woman sets roommate on fire over spaghetti spat: cops
« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2014, 12:13:42 AM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on October 23, 2014, 11:19:59 PM
https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan

https://twitter.com/_Flor1daWoman

^^Required following for anyone who enjoys a good laugh. 

How many are potential DUmmies?
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