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Offline Dori

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DUmp female asks DUmp men how they pee
« on: October 15, 2014, 12:13:18 PM »
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Star Member nolabear (18,413 posts)

I have a question for the menfolk, regarding pee.

I can't believe I've gotten to this age without ever asking. But, when we women have to go, and can't get to a bathroom in a hurry, there are muscles "down there" that we squeeze together to hold back the flood.

What do you guys do? Is there stuff to tighten?

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NYC_SKP (62,165 posts)

1. Oh yeah, we can tighten!
 
And if we can't take it any more than a giant binder clip comes in handy.


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arcane1 (25,583 posts)

2. If you're referring to Kegel muscles, then yes.
 
Plenty of muscles for everyone! 

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rurallib (36,047 posts)

3. you betchya, but I am finding they get weaker as you age.

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Star Member El Supremo (15,412 posts)

5. Sure. But sometimes my back teeth are floating.
 
Thanks to Cheech Marin for that.

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nolabear (18,413 posts)

6. Okaaaay. So, tighten, relax, clamp.
 
Makes perfect sense. 😝

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pinboy3niner (38,575 posts)

7. Guys have tools, silly
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DebJ (6,768 posts)

9. I was told, though, that once they start the flow
 
they can't stop it.
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Gidney N Cloyd (12,495 posts)

16. Depends. (Well, SOMEone had to say it.)




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Re: DUmp female asks DUmp men how they pee
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2014, 12:19:38 PM »
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16. Depends. (Well, SOMEone had to say it.)

Well played, sir, well played!

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Re: DUmp female asks DUmp men how they pee
« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2014, 06:24:31 PM »
I figured this thread was going to be about DUmmy "men" insisting on peeing while sitting down.  Ya'know, to act more feminine and all.
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Re: DUmp female asks DUmp men how they pee
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2014, 06:43:50 PM »
Q: How do the DUmp "men" pee? 



A: However the DUmp "women" say they should pee. 
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Re: DUmp female asks DUmp men how they pee
« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2014, 06:50:28 PM »
No matter how hard you shake or squeeze the last three drops go to your knees....unless you're a DUmmie male who doesn't have enough to shake or squeeze in which case they squat and wipe front to back when finished.
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Re: DUmp female asks DUmp men how they pee
« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2014, 07:02:31 PM »
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16. Depends. (Well, SOMEone had to say it.)

Why do I get the feeling that DUmmy Gidney is also a member at the Daily Diaper forums?

Before you click, consider yourself warned: 

http://www.dailydiapers.com/board/index.php?s=1461d96d10ae19c0792dd3d55b934079&showforum=4


http://www.dailydiapers.com/board/index.php?showtopic=44007








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Re: DUmp female asks DUmp men how they pee
« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2014, 07:25:32 PM »
Most guys, after a couple of beers, are able to write
their name in the snow.

Liberal feminist hate this fact and in a vain attempt to
prove equality leave tracks that fool the inexperienced
hunter into believing that a wild boar is nearby and probably
injured.
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Re: DUmp female asks DUmp men how they pee
« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2014, 07:30:36 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on October 15, 2014, 06:43:50 PM
Q: How do the DUmp "men" pee? 



A: However the DUmp "women" say they should pee.

Nah..... Sitting down.
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Re: DUmp female asks DUmp men how they pee
« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2014, 07:33:45 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on October 15, 2014, 06:43:50 PM
Q: How do the DUmp "men" pee? 



A: However the DUmp "women" say they should pee.

Most DUmp "men" don't really worry about what any "woman" says.
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Re: DUmp female asks DUmp men how they pee
« Reply #9 on: October 15, 2014, 10:02:24 PM »
It never ceases to amaze the libs that men and women are different.
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Re: DUmp female asks DUmp men how they pee
« Reply #10 on: October 15, 2014, 10:03:13 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on October 15, 2014, 10:02:24 PM
It never ceases to amaze the libs that men and women are different.
Sexist.  :rofl:
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Re: DUmp female asks DUmp men how they pee
« Reply #11 on: October 15, 2014, 10:04:55 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on October 15, 2014, 10:03:13 PM
Sexist.  :rofl:
With any luck I can get tagged with "homophobe" for the trifecta !
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