Uhm, folks are aware that this is satire, right?
Follow the link, it says so right in the byline.
Besides, the fact that this idea was quite literally ripped directly from the pages of "Atlas Shrugged" should have been sort of a giveaway.
Yeah,....well, some government DUmmies were already making lists of "essential automobile travel" to protect their liberal voting base.
1-18 miles round trip to welfare office.....twice weekly.=36
2-22 miles round trip to "free food for the poor"=22
3-11 miles one way to jail 4 times weekly to retrieve dependents=88
4-54 miles weekly to a WAL-MART where defendent is unknown to store personel=54
5-12 miles one way weekly to report to porole officer=24
6-18 miles round trip to nearest pawn shop=18
7-26 miles round trip to aluminum recycling center=26
8-118 miles weekly for beer and dope runs=118
9-200 misc. miles for entertainment and boota searches.=200
TOTAL- 586 miles per week of "essential automobile travel". Or 68 gallons of some form of petrol with 10 extra gallons if they drive a pre-1975 duce and a quarter Buick.
Working class, or those formerly known as "common taxpayers", will have to carpool, walk, hitchhike and/or commute as best they can on 4 gallons weekly. If they have ever owned an SUV, their ration will be cut by 2 gallons per week to make up for past abuse.