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Offline Tess Anderson

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DUmmy "fizzgig" makes a bad impression on her new neighbors
« on: October 11, 2014, 07:46:38 PM »
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well, the new neighbor and i are off to a swimming start

 i introduced myself in my bathrobe and a dog belonging to a member of the moving party pissed and shat on my patio. he then came over to check on what the dog had done and i am mortified because the patio is in a disaster phase. not only is there an old tv and a stationary bike hanging out, the husband has been hoarding crushed beer cans to take to the scrap metal place and we look like drunks.
 
i think i'll take him some brownies tomorrow.

brownies?
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Re: DUmmy "fizzgig" makes a bad impression on her new neighbors
« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2014, 07:51:25 PM »
Messing animals, junk, and in a bathrobe.

An appearance on COPS can't be far off.
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Re: DUmmy "fizzgig" makes a bad impression on her new neighbors
« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2014, 07:51:37 PM »
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Re: DUmmy "fizzgig" makes a bad impression on her new neighbors
« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2014, 07:53:58 PM »
When did the loon move to colo?
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Re: DUmmy "fizzgig" makes a bad impression on her new neighbors
« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2014, 07:58:24 PM »
I don't know, I thought she'd always lived in Fort Collins. She's been a pothead way before it was legal there.
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Re: DUmmy "fizzgig" makes a bad impression on her new neighbors
« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2014, 08:01:44 PM »
In other words,the place is a dump.
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Re: DUmmy "fizzgig" makes a bad impression on her new neighbors
« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2014, 08:13:45 PM »
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the husband has been hoarding crushed beer cans to take to the scrap metal place and we look like drunks.

That's a bit extreme, isn't it?
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Re: DUmmy "fizzgig" makes a bad impression on her new neighbors
« Reply #7 on: October 11, 2014, 08:21:56 PM »
Honest drunks are outraged the world over,
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Re: DUmmy "fizzgig" makes a bad impression on her new neighbors
« Reply #8 on: October 11, 2014, 11:39:06 PM »
Fizz and Big Mo are battling for a Top 5 spot.

It's not a coincidence that they're both cranking up the wackiness in October.
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Re: DUmmy "fizzgig" makes a bad impression on her new neighbors
« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2014, 01:04:28 AM »
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In other words, they got to see fizzy in all her retard glory...

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Re: DUmmy "fizzgig" makes a bad impression on her new neighbors
« Reply #10 on: October 12, 2014, 02:56:56 AM »
Quote from: fatboy on October 11, 2014, 08:13:45 PM
That's a bit extreme, isn't it?

I think so.  If the neighbors didn't like my beer drinking, they could proceed straight to hell.
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Re: DUmmy "fizzgig" makes a bad impression on her new neighbors
« Reply #11 on: October 12, 2014, 06:22:56 AM »
Quote from: Tess Anderson on October 11, 2014, 07:46:38 PM
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brownies?

Makes perfect sense.

If your new neighbor sees you live in squalor, with piles of trash and vermin in your home, then offer a gift of home-cooked food.

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Re: DUmmy "fizzgig" makes a bad impression on her new neighbors
« Reply #12 on: October 12, 2014, 08:35:33 AM »
I'd say the dog is a good judge of character.....look where he chose to take a whizz and a dump.
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Re: DUmmy "fizzgig" makes a bad impression on her new neighbors
« Reply #13 on: October 12, 2014, 11:29:04 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on October 12, 2014, 06:22:56 AM
Makes perfect sense.

If your new neighbor sees you live in squalor, with piles of trash and vermin in your home, then offer a gift of home-cooked food.

 :puke: :puke: :puke:

Especially if one can put some other 'herbs' in said brownies . . . :whistling: :stoner:
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