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Pittstain drunk by afternoon.
« on: October 03, 2014, 04:25:27 PM »
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Have you ever been tempted to burn down a house
...to kill one housefly?

I am. Little flitting obnoxious ninja, impervious to chemicals, faster than shoes or swatters or rolled-up magazines.

On me. Off me. Near me. Mocks me.

I WILL BURN THIS GODDAM HOUSE DOWN.

...and he'll survive, and I'll be sleeping in a tent outside...with a ****ing housefly.

Useless piece of shit,lives off his mother and wife while thinking he is something brilliant.
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Re: Pittstain drunk by afternoon.
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2014, 04:47:42 PM »
Now, who in the world could possibly care that a housefly bothers the Bostonian Drunkard?
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Re: Pittstain drunk by afternoon.
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2014, 04:48:43 PM »
Drugs and alcohol slow your reflexes. You have to be fast to swat flies.
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Re: Pittstain drunk by afternoon.
« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2014, 05:22:58 PM »
Before four in the afternoon he's at home, alone and drunk, entrusted with babysitting.

His seventy-year-old mother and his crippled, tattooed bride are off working menial jobs to pay his liquor bill.

He's a DUmp icon.
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Re: Pittstain drunk by afternoon.
« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2014, 06:48:40 PM »
I guess the Dipstain never heard of WD40 and a Bic lighter for bug removal.
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Re: Pittstain drunk by afternoon.
« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2014, 08:36:11 PM »
When I encounter a fly that eludes my best efforts to swat him, I cheat.
I use my bathroom spay cleanser with bleach. Its a nice area of effect weapon that can catch the little bugger in mid flight.

The fly instantly drops to the floor in agony furiously wiping his eyes. I either kill it there or prolong its death throes by picking him up with a tissue and flushing to a watery grave.

Sure its cruel. But he's a **** fly. I'm not going to waste much time on a **** fly.
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Re: Pittstain drunk by afternoon.
« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2014, 09:02:03 PM »
Drunk in the afternoon?  :mental:
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Re: Pittstain drunk by afternoon.
« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2014, 10:08:54 PM »
Quote from: DUmpsterDiver on October 03, 2014, 06:48:40 PM
I guess the Dipstain never heard of WD40 and a Bic lighter for bug removal.

Or road flairs
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Re: Pittstain drunk by afternoon.
« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2014, 05:25:16 AM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on October 03, 2014, 09:02:03 PM
Drunk in the afternoon?  :mental:

Well, at least he waited until after noon this time. :whistling:
« Last Edit: October 04, 2014, 05:35:12 AM by BlueStateSaint »
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Re: Pittstain drunk by afternoon.
« Reply #9 on: October 04, 2014, 11:56:28 AM »
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Hallucination arise internally; the experience is uniquely our own.  The classic entomological hallucination is experienced with delirium tremens during alcohol withdrawal.  These people often “see” insects on the walls or their bodies and experience tactile hallucinations—a feeling that insects are crawling across the skin, which is called formication (derived from Formicidae, the scientific name for ants).  Chronic drugs use can also generate hallucinations, which have become known as ‘cocaine bugs’ and ‘crank bugs’ (in association with long-term amphetamine use).
http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-infested-mind/201404/imaginary-insects-and-real-problems
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Re: Pittstain drunk by afternoon.
« Reply #10 on: October 04, 2014, 12:06:05 PM »
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The classic entomological hallucination is experienced with delirium tremens during alcohol withdrawal.  These people often “see” insects on the walls or their bodies and experience tactile hallucinations—a feeling that insects are crawling across the skin,

Pitt has nothing to worry about there.

He has never experienced alcohol withdrawal.
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Re: Pittstain drunk by afternoon.
« Reply #11 on: October 04, 2014, 12:38:25 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on October 04, 2014, 12:06:05 PM
Pitt has nothing to worry about there.

He has never experienced alcohol withdrawal.
I wonder if Ted Kennedy has suffered withdrawal yet?
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