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Offline Tess Anderson

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DUmmy "raven" (Pitt's mommy) has a cold
« on: October 02, 2014, 06:44:23 PM »
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So she complains the grandkid was contagious, then goes into work and spreads her cold around?

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 a pity party. Lola, the famous grand daughter who is perfect, got a little cold and that became a big cold in her grand mother. I worked a 12 hour day today and tomorrow I know I'm going to see a little fresh faced little girl who has no clue about what she has wrought on me. These damn little bugs are killing me!

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Re: DUmmy "raven" (Pitt's mommy) has a cold
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2014, 07:46:36 PM »
Enterovirus 68?   :whistling:
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Re: DUmmy "raven" (Pitt's mommy) has a cold
« Reply #2 on: October 02, 2014, 08:42:00 PM »
Famous granddaughter?  :wtf2:

Look, I know most people are proud of their kids & grandkids, but that is JUST a touch of hyperbole.
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Re: DUmmy "raven" (Pitt's mommy) has a cold
« Reply #3 on: October 02, 2014, 09:01:51 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on October 02, 2014, 07:46:36 PM
Enterovirus 68?   :whistling:

24 hour ebola... not sure if those are business hours.
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Re: DUmmy "raven" (Pitt's mommy) has a cold
« Reply #4 on: October 02, 2014, 09:19:28 PM »
Mama Raven's "cold" is just an excuse for her to load up on her favorite "tonic"- equal parts hot maple syrup and rye whisky.
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Re: DUmmy "raven" (Pitt's mommy) has a cold
« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2014, 12:04:26 AM »
Poor old beat up DUmmy Raven Jane, having wallduded herself out of that cushy "planning director" job for the little Masshole town of Rindge, NH, now claims to be working 12 hour days, to support herself, her drunken son, his tattooed bride, and their whelp.

I guess she's following Amber's career path, clerking a "convenient store" or working a call center.

Anyway, good for her, trudging along as she reaches her seventies, and good for the tattooed bride, clerking in a retail store while suffering from some alleged nerve disease.

All the while, the drunken Bill Pitt has yet to support himself for a single day of his adult life.

The real loser in all this is the whelp.
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Re: DUmmy "raven" (Pitt's mommy) has a cold
« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2014, 12:29:41 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on October 03, 2014, 12:04:26 AM
Poor old beat up DUmmy Raven Jane, having wallduded herself out of that cushy "planning director" job for the little Masshole town of Rindge, NH, now claims to be working 12 hour days, to support herself, her drunken son, his tattooed bride, and their whelp.


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Re: DUmmy "raven" (Pitt's mommy) has a cold
« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2014, 03:51:09 AM »
Epstein Barr Legionnaire's disease.
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Re: DUmmy "raven" (Pitt's mommy) has a cold
« Reply #8 on: October 03, 2014, 06:23:47 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on October 03, 2014, 12:04:26 AM
Poor old beat up DUmmy Raven Jane, having wallduded herself out of that cushy "planning director" job for the little Masshole town of Rindge, NH, now claims to be working 12 hour days, to support herself, her drunken son, his tattooed bride, and their whelp.

I guess she's following Amber's career path, clerking a "convenient store" or working a call center.

Anyway, good for her, trudging along as she reaches her seventies, and good for the tattooed bride, clerking in a retail store while suffering from some alleged nerve disease.

All the while, the drunken Bill Pitt has yet to support himself for a single day of his adult life.

The real loser in all this is the whelp.

He does have his co authored $2.99 ebook which is currently number 100,577 on the Amazon best seller list.
After divvying up the proceeds he may have had enough for a quart of Boones Farm fine wine. :)
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Re: DUmmy "raven" (Pitt's mommy) has a cold
« Reply #9 on: October 03, 2014, 08:32:57 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on October 03, 2014, 12:04:26 AM
Poor old beat up DUmmy Raven Jane...now claims to be working 12 hour days, to support herself, her drunken son, his tattooed bride, and their whelp.

...Thus breaking entirely new ground for any living Pitt to whom she is directly related.
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Re: DUmmy "raven" (Pitt's mommy) has a cold
« Reply #10 on: October 03, 2014, 09:29:43 AM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on October 02, 2014, 07:46:36 PM
Enterovirus 68?   :whistling:

One can only hope....and then she passes it on to her worthless son....and then they both die in agony.

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Re: DUmmy "raven" (Pitt's mommy) has a cold
« Reply #11 on: October 03, 2014, 11:40:29 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on October 03, 2014, 12:04:26 AM
The real loser in all this is the whelp.

Poor kid.  Isn't he her primary care taker?  That's scary.
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Re: DUmmy "raven" (Pitt's mommy) has a cold
« Reply #12 on: October 03, 2014, 11:51:42 AM »
Quote from: Carl on October 03, 2014, 06:23:47 AM
He does have his co authored $2.99 ebook which is currently number 100,577 on the Amazon best seller list.
After divvying up the proceeds he may have had enough for a quart of Boones Farm fine wine.

Maybe. Previously, when the drunken Pitt would "write" a "book", his mother would have to pay a vanity house to print up a minimum number of copies, maybe 500 or so. Then she would stack cartons of "books" in her garage until paying someone to take them to a landfill.

Now Amazon has a deal for untalented vanity writers like the drunken Pitt. They pay a small fee to be listed on Amazon, but no books are actually printed until customers buy and pay for them. Then Amazon takes a big cut and the "author" gets a few cents. The technology allows a very quick turnaround, and no one is stuck with an inventory of crappy writing.
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Re: DUmmy "raven" (Pitt's mommy) has a cold
« Reply #13 on: October 03, 2014, 12:29:49 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on October 03, 2014, 11:51:42 AM
Maybe. Previously, when the drunken Pitt would "write" a "book", his mother would have to pay a vanity house to print up a minimum number of copies, maybe 500 or so. Then she would stack cartons of "books" in her garage until paying someone to take them to a landfill.

Now Amazon has a deal for untalented vanity writers like the drunken Pitt. They pay a small fee to be listed on Amazon, but no books are actually printed until customers buy and pay for them. Then Amazon takes a big cut and the "author" gets a few cents. The technology allows a very quick turnaround, and no one is stuck with an inventory of crappy writing.

It's an illustration of all those old jokes and sayings about there being a good and bad side to everything.  Print-on-demand is a good thing, but then the bad side is that authors like Pitt starve to death more slowly than they used to do.
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Re: DUmmy "raven" (Pitt's mommy) has a cold
« Reply #14 on: October 03, 2014, 02:42:32 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on October 03, 2014, 12:29:49 PM
It's an illustration of all those old jokes and sayings about there being a good and bad side to everything.  Print-on-demand is a good thing, but then the bad side is that authors like Pitt starve to death more slowly than they used to do.

Who cares as long as they still starve to death. :-)
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Re: DUmmy "raven" (Pitt's mommy) has a cold
« Reply #15 on: October 03, 2014, 06:22:06 PM »
Quote from: Zathras on October 03, 2014, 09:29:43 AM
One can only hope....and then she passes it on to her worthless son....and then they both die in agony.

Being DUmbasses it's what they truly deserve.

 Anybody else I would have said no. The Pittstains? Well H5 Zathra!!!   :cheersmate: 
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