I got two that are tied. No links, but most here know me and that I'm straight up on this.
Right after the 2004 election and Bush won, a poster named mopaul (later renamed Philosophater) described himself being curled up in a ball in the corner of his house weeping and sobbing for 3 days. Knowing that kook, I believe him.
Another one was found by Gern, I distinctly remember that being the case, and it involved UndergroundPanther. She described how as a child and young adult she used to prowl around the house like a cat. She then proceeded to tell everyone how at supper time she would sneak up on her plate of food, grab the chicken or meat or whatever was the meal that night off the plate, and proceed to high tail it into the backyard and hide in some bushes and eat her food... like a cat.
Yeah, she's normal.
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