The crime that comes to mind whenever poor addled grasswipe Judy starts one of her rants is statutory rape.
She claimed five generations of descendants while still in her mid-sixties.
With just a little math one realizes that in the grasswipe clan pregnancy and puberty have been pretty much simultaneous for decades.
Why hasn't that ever been prosecuted?
The childhood trauma could explain grasswipe Judy's addlement, her wandering the sidewalks of Oak Grove and Milwaukie, bundled up and mumbling about pie shoppes, tugging her little red wagon heaped with devil strip junk.